Florida Mutt

Battle trophies.

@TannerBuilds Have you ever seen an electrician try to patch drywall?

This is actually a good patch job for a plumber

@PoltFan69 "We're gonna hit it with some WD40 and see if that works."

One of the best things about SpaceX is they just TELL you what happened instead of posting some long winded "incident report" or "our team always strives to blah blah blah" It's just "yeah the pin got stuck, we're gonna see if we can fix it for tomorrow" Based.

@mrrasmulan The new hire, still within the 90 day probationary period, was terminated immediately.

The new hire didn't pick up the company phone. 3 rings, 4 rings, 5 rings. It kept ringing, but he just stared at his screen. The 40-something section chief lost his temper. "You, at least pick up the damn phone!" The new hire looked up and replied like this. "Sorry. But why should I be the one to pick it up?" The office froze. "That call, "→

@Lord_RFirgens @franknfart @Breaking911 So if you discipline your children effectively enough to deter them from misbehaving, you go to jail. If you fail to discipline your children effectively enough to deter them from misbehaving, you go to jail. Got it.

@franknfart @Breaking911 I was too worried about getting my ass beat to misbehave that badly. The problem is not every child has that sentiment. Today people call discipline “child abuse”.

Jeanin Pirro: "If your teen, parents, is a curfew violator, you’re subject to a $500 fine each and every time—and if there are crimes, under contributing to the delinquency of a minor, you face up to 6 months in prison, and I am not shy about looking for jail time."

@Laxmikant9695 @ismanewells He died 2 days later. At this point in the video, the injury that killed him had already happened. He had already been killed. He was a "dead man walking."

@ismanewells That’s a wild claim 😁 Sounds more like exaggeration than reality—fighters push through insane damage, but “already dead” is definitely not what happened.

El estaba muert* ya, hasta el día de hoy no se sabe cómo su cuerpo siguió boxeando

@UnRandomen0lj @ismanewells You must not be familiar with the phrase "dead man walking." The injury that killed him had already happened. It took him 2 more days to die, but he had already been killed. He was a "dead man walking."

@ismanewells Falso, no murio en el acto, ni "boxeo estando muerto", tuvo una hemorragia cerebral en media pelea y por eso se desoriento tan feo y le empezo a pegar al aire, fue 2 dias despues que fallecio en el hospital. Dejen de inventarse mamadas

@scotchscotchzz Am I doing it right?

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path. This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers. If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

@shahbazbabbarpk @xxChessMaster Ok, so you have a Queen on c8 and the black pawn on b2 ready to promote. Now what?

@xxChessMaster King will be trapped on a1 secure once it takes bishop as white king will move to c2 square. Then black pawn will move forward which would not be captured and white pawn proceeds to become queen. (Don’t capture black pawn to avoid stalemate)

Brilliant Bishop Sacrifice!! But why?🤔

@ChessvisionAI @MudatherZaki Qxg2#

@MudatherZaki and what after Bxe3?

(hard) You have 2200+ defensive skill if you find the only move for Black that saves the game. Black to play, what do you do? It's from my just played blitz game, as you see my opponent timed out trying to find the defence, can you do better?

@xxChessMaster There's no way to break through if Black doesn't take. Draw.

White to move and .. Good luck, everyone!

@prolifefrenchie Let's let the women decide. Whenever women think that a woman is old enough to vote, that's when she's old enough to consent to a relationship with a grown man. If she's not old enough to consent at 18, then she can't vote. So what's the voting/consent age?

If you date a freshly 18 year old girl, claiming it’s ok because “she’s legal”, you are still a pedophile. If the legal limit was 16, you would date a 16 yo. If it was 10, you would date a 10 yo. You’re just a pedophile on a leash.

@Saffron_Sniper1 Enigma is compromised.

If you could go back to Adolf Hitler’s time, what one piece of advice would you give him before World War II began? Reply honestly.

@4kWASP @Wulf__Sorenson Maybe Shaniqua should have changed the batteries in her smoke alarm.

@Wulf__Sorenson Look I get why one would want to do this but I have to say this feels very jewish to me, not becoming of a decent White man.

I work in insurance claims for a major company, and I do everything in my power to deny all claims filed by minorities. My Magnum Opus was denying a black single mother’s house fire claim on some very technical policy wording.

@xxChessMaster There's 2 mates. Bn16 or Nxk16

White to move, mate in 1! If you find it, you are genius!

@kevinVcapelle @xxChessMaster No. It's absolutely forced checkmate.

@FLMutt @xxChessMaster Ah, I forgot those pawns. But in that case the king could go to H8 and after that G8 if the white rook goes to H7 and G7. Stalemate.

Brilliant Knight Sacrifice!! But why?🤔

@xxChessMaster I saw mate in 2. Checked with stockfish. Confirmed mate in 2.

Mate in 1! Am I missing something? 🤔

@kevinVcapelle @xxChessMaster Kh6, Rh7#. Remember the pawns on f4 and g6

@FLMutt @xxChessMaster It's not possible to mate with the rooks. After the queen is sacrificed on H7 and the rook takes the pawn on G7 the king kan simply move to H6.

@kevinVcapelle @xxChessMaster First you sac the knight, then you sac the queen, then you mate with the rooks.

@xxChessMaster It's not a brilliant sacrifice, because after the rook takes the G7 pawn the black queen will take the G2 pawn and it's checkmate. Black wins.

@ShybeeNiazi @xxChessMaster Do that and you hang mate on g2

@BODY_W0_WHORGAN The Spanish rallied them and all of the surrounding local tribes to defeat the Aztecs. The ending can be interpreted as "Reinforcements have arrived. The human sacrifices will stop now."

Insane for Mel Gibson to make like this INCREDIBLY racist movie for like 99% of it only to sort of pull the rug and be like 'yeah what comes immediately after this is so much fucking worse' with one shot