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@KieranDuderty Brilliant, love it. Keep their memory alive. Good times.

@FatsyPatsy61 As a good a reason as any😅He's brought a pregnant girlfriend home now a few weeks back ive called polly after the fantastic ms styrene!

I never gave a feck re followers etc ,but since my bans ,eloons minions and stuff,getting to 3000 has become weird.im becoming fixated😅

@Ann18Beth @VintageReadShow @RoyalFamily I believe you believe a load of shite.

@VintageReadShow I do not believe the palace will do anything re Hazza&Ho. In fact I truly believe our so called King continues to support the 2 grifters paying their mortgage and upkeep. He has no such loyalty to William & Catherine because as with Diana he is jealous of them. @RoyalFamily

@BradHardwidge @Malcolm_Sillick @cleanupbritain @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd You have to book a slot, how dare they make life so difficult for you. The nerve of it.

@Malcolm_Sillick @cleanupbritain @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd At our local tip, you now have to book an appointment like you're having your bloody hair done. Bins are emptied every 3 weeks, I can't remember the last time I saw a road sweeper on a road. Yet Council tax has increased by the max. We are being mugged off on a grand scale.

This couple have been caught on camera fly-tipping near Nuneaton. The evidence will be passed to the Leader of Warks County Council @_GeorgeFinch who, we have full confidence, will ensure these people are prosecuted. @bbcmtd

@Malcolm_Sillick @cleanupbritain @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd They are not difficult to access. Don't be ridiculous.

@cleanupbritain @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd Disgraceful of course - but isn't this a result of local councils making the refuse tips, more difficult to access!

@Vocal_GenX It takes 2 minutes and when you arrive you don't have to queue for ages. Don't be ridiculous.

I’ve just discovered I need to book a time slot for the local tip in Oxfordshire And they wonder why fly-tipping is a problem….

@GriftReport Amazing how he can lie with such ease now.

Prince William has revealed Kate came back 'buzzing' from her trip to Italy - as he described his wife as an 'amazing mum his family couldn't cope without'.

@Dorothyjanetoo @LBC I thought the post was about Willy and Kate, but they're boring as hell so let's mention H and M. Sad.

@LBC Harry to report Meghan is the glue in 3...2...1...

William pays tribute to 'amazing' wife Kate as he says family 'couldn't cope without her' lbc.co.uk/article/prince…

@PatriciaBasham8 @ZandiSussex He married the woman he fell in love with. Quite normal in the real world.

@ZandiSussex He should have married someone else.

“He’s changed. She must be a witch. He’s changed. As opposed to, yeah, I did change and I’m really glad I changed. Because rather than getting drunk, falling out of clubs, taking drugs, I’d now found the love of my life, and I now have the opportunity to start a family with her.” - Prince Harry

@SkyNews Oh wow! This has made my day. Sitting with the plebs, how honourable.

The King delighted the audience at a production of Shakespeare's The Tempest by taking a seat near members of the public to watch the play. trib.al/x7bbz8A

@BernardMcEldown @Alex_Stafford @TfL @MayorofLondon @BorisJohnson What loveable teddy bear Boris, surely not.

@Alex_Stafford @TfL I was going to express empathy with you, but of course you have to politicise this incident. Why are you blaming @MayorofLondon for the assault, and NOT the actual offender? Did you blame your former boss @BorisJohnson, for every crime that happened when HE was London Mayor?

Just been assaulted at the train station. Punched in the head and the face to the ground. @TfL staff did literally nothing, even when the assailant had left. Thank you to the fellow passengers who came to my aid. Sadiq Khan has lost control of the city. This is lawless London.

@DAaronovitch @Alex_Stafford @TfL Of course he wouldn't.

@Alex_Stafford @TfL I'm very sorry that this happened to you, but if you had been assaulted (as just as many people were) while Boris Johnson was mayor, would you have blamed him?

@HagwithAttitude @thetruth21519 Exactly this. Let Willy be King. He'll have to get out of bed and actually do some work. He'll hate every minute of it.

@thetruth21519 NO way would I ever want Harry to be King!!! What the hell are you thinking?? You want Harry to have to dress up in all the 17C outfits, silly feathered hats, long knee socks etc?? NO, let Harry do what he does best, free from all that crap!

Bullyboy has shown more passion for Aston Villa than he shows towards his supposed wife and the mother of his children! Why doesn’t he just abdicate as heir, become Villa’s new manager and let competent King Harry take over and fix the mess he will inevitably leave behind!

@itvnews Truly a global statesman. We don't deserve him, such sacrifice.

Prince William will travel to Istanbul to support Aston Villa in Europa League final itv.com/news/central/2…

@NeilBritt4 @MattCas04807118 Have you always been a moron or is this a recent character trait?

@MattCas04807118 Dog bloke could just step aside instead of being an arse. There's plenty of room.

Wow, poor bloke and poor guide dog.🙁 Manners and the understanding of others should be brought back to society.😡

@cspencer1508 Congratulations to you and @CatJarman. Wishing you many years of happiness.

Many months ago a close friend said: “The thing about Cat is, she’d live with you in a hut.” Little did I know that she’d also be happy to marry me in a desert …🌵 Most photography: Caitlyn Jennings

@CatJarman @cspencer1508 @PFDAgents @MichaelJBooks Oooh! This looks interesting. Might have to add this to my Cat Jarman collection.

Big news! 📖 My fellow #RabbitHoleDetectives @RevRichardColes, @cspencer1508 and I have written a book! In #TheRabbitHoleBook, we have fallen down 99 brand new rabbit holes of history. Out 10th October, but you can preorder now! 🐇🕳️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️ 👇🏻 amzn.to/45zBzA0

@awaGomisk56s H can't keep his hands off her, horny as hell and I so love it for him.

This photo is so 🥵 one thing is for sure, These two do it often, and with great intensity. 😥

@Lucie_Fur99 A lot of them do seem to have mental health problems.

Sometimes I inadvertently stumble into the crazed netherworld that is Royal Twitter and 🤯🤯🤯

@DawnMar05802792 @Mary8636676278 @RoyaNikkhah @thetimes If her husband loves her why does he treat her like shit?

@FatsyPatsy61 @Mary8636676278 @RoyaNikkhah @thetimes Let’s see. She went to university, and her husband loves her. If you think otherwise, maybe it’s you who needs help!

This Princess of Wales isn’t interested in doing a Diana. Kate’s Italian job this week shows how she’s carving her own path in the royal fold and why she’s doing it her way. My column @thetimes 👇🏼 thetimes.com/comment/column…