🇺🇸 HellJumper

We ARE the Space Police

oh no someone call the moon police

I have an update.

Remember, if Kagan joins a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s likely at least plausible. If Kagan declines to join a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s definitely insane. And if *Sotomayor* declines to join a *Jackson* opinion, you’re in for a real treat.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that some of the people in charge of regulating nuclear power explicitly wanted to regulate it out of existence.

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Is this fucking joke? Fukushima? Really? I mean, Japan did some pretty awful stuff in WW2, but... Fukushima? Of all the ridiculous things to feel guilty over... Fukushima was hit by multiple 50 foot tidal waves from a 9.1 earthquake at sea. That's not a fucking nuclear accident. That's your nuclear plant being hit by the hammer of god. And after that, you contained it. You took the hand fate dealt you and you played it with everything you had. You had workers volunteering to be heroes, to stay and fight to shut that thing down. And you saved... everyone. Not a single clearly connected death. In the middle of a natural disaster that cost you fifteen thousand souls, your people fought this thing and won. Chernobyl is something for Russians to be ashamed of, because that was their own screwup, and stupid communists can't do anything right. Fukushima wasn't your screwup. Fukushima happened to you. And your men stopped it. Fukushima is not your national shame. It is one of your finest hours.

@CDoombeard Probably because I know what it is from elsewhere. People unfamiliar with it aren't going to have much of a clue what it is lol. I was looking for what gun you were going to put on the table lmao

@FeetFirstToHere You're the first to point that out :)

To all my new Japanese friends: hello! Would you like to know how I cook a steak? This was my dinner a few hours ago. Enjoy!

new slur for transgenders just dropped and I am HOWLING

Japan X: “I love you guys. America is so great, please teach me more about your culture.” Third World X: “You are pedo. Payout is late, Elon. Massie for President. Epstein”

@wonderparlour Yes please

I’m starting to feel like Americans are eventually going to ask for images of maids barbecuing enormous chunks of beef.🤣

@fleshsimulator Oh you're one of the people that just check 'all of the above.' I really should have known lmfao

they could at least list sadist First

@greetin_program @Raegus2324 @fleshsimulator Holy fucking shit dude, hell yeah! Losing half your body weight is an accomplishment and don't ever let yourself feel like it wasn't.

@Raegus2324 @fleshsimulator I mean I’m still working on it but I’m down 250lbs so far. Trying to drop another 50lbs. It’s really tough sometimes

One of my most regrettably unfilmable video ideas was the Kidney Stone Gun

@NyquiliusFunyun @planefag @burnside_king @OTheologicum You don't really have much to reference in the field, so using things you're already carrying as references isn't a bad idea.

@FeetFirstToHere @planefag @burnside_king @OTheologicum Seems like it would be safer to say “2 yards wide” instead of relying on a grunt to estimate the length of 1/3 of his rifle

Americans are psychotic in our tendency to use multiple measurement systems, often all at once. Olympic swimming pools, football fields and even double-decker busses don't make us flinch. The average European realizes something is wrong when they mention a "shitload" and their American friend asks "English or Imperial?"

idk what switch someone at X accidentally hit but my timeline is full of Japanese people talking about American BBQ, cars, and hating communists Japan is, and always will be, our greatest ally

The reason the Iranian govt is releasing propaganda videos (in English) is because they know the only way they can possibly survive this war is by convincing the American public to apply enough pressure on Trump that he stops it. This should be obvious, but people are dumb.

The replies and quote tweets to this have a ton of Japanese guys asking about invites of their own to experience true American BBQ, and all I can say is that all of them are invited.

@myaosato I don't want to doxx where I live publicly, but you're more than welcome to come over for some BBQ if you're ever in the States.

リプ欄も良すぎる 私もinvited されたい

@burnside_king @OTheologicum @planefag going away from exactly 1-meter-long M16s is how we got abominable images like this:

@OTheologicum @planefag Just remember the M16A2 is exactly one meter long. There is no kilometer. Just a battalion of rifles laid end to end.

Oh, I see the qatari checks started clearing again.