🇺🇸 HellJumper

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🇺🇸 HellJumper

🇺🇸 HellJumper

@FeetFirstToHere

Respawned Shitposter. Occasionally intelligent. Freedom of speech gives me the right to hurt your feelings, and it also gives you the right to cry about it.

Katılım Şubat 2023
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🇺🇸 HellJumper@FeetFirstToHere·
@Shadzey1 Reminder that less than 50% of india even has internet. It's going to get waaaay worse. Unfortunately.
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Shadz@Shadzey1·
Man even YouTube comments are full of bots and jeets now. Have been for a while tbh. The complete slopification of the internet is well underway.
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Firearms Policy Coalition
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *inhales* ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuckin' dorks.
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PURGED 1shot@PURGED1shotML·
Here's the deal, Tom. @fleshsimulator You tweet the following: "1shot has 1 1shot m1lked me dry 1mission truly was 1nfallible and i was 1ll prepared 4 1end." And end your creepy online behavior, I will stop calling you out. These are the 1terms. 1chance 2repent
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Attorney General Jennifer Davenport
In NJ, thanks to @GovMurphy and the legislature, we have the strongest gun safety laws in the US. My office has successfully defended them in Court against every challenge thrown at us. We've implemented intelligence-based policing strategies to go after truly violent offenders.
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Attorney General Jennifer Davenport
This month, we think of every person affected by gun violence — the lives lost, the survivors crippled with grief, the families traumatized, the communities shattered. It's a myth that nothing can be done to stop or prevent this uniquely American epidemic, and NJ is proof.
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Tom Kratman
Tom Kratman@TKratman·
Thought for the day: Francesca Fiorentini, Chinese and Italian by ethnicity, Argentine by birth, socialist by conviction. No, I'm not sure how the fuck _we_ got stuck with her. She likens socialism to a souffle and argues that, just because one recipe didn't work, that's no reason not to keep trying to make that souffle. The problem, though, is that by this time it's been tried over a dozen times, by well over a dozen cooks, using about 200 million people's corpses as the key ingredients, and most of those being the very people socialism purports to help. Moreover, not only does every socialist souffle ever made burn the pot, it also burns the environment, burns industry, burns morality, and leaves a new ruling class in every way more corrupt, more venal, and even less competent than the one that preceded it. At some point in time, and that point was probably reached by 1938, it's proper to say, "No, bitch; no more souffles, no more new and unutterably corrupt ruling class, no more rule by intellectuals and their running dogs, the intelligentsia, backed up by secret police with unreviewable powers of life, death, enslavement, and torture, all backed up by a lapdog judiciary and completely controlled media, no more unmarked mass graves, and no more socialism. Get the fuck away from the stove."
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Mark Mitchell, Honest Pollster
There are no jobs that Americans are unwilling to do. There are only jobs that American CEOs are too cheap to pay Americans for.
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Daily Wire@realDailyWire·
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Olive Garden@olivegarden

@Superpowamario No. The Never-Ending Pasta Pass is only for use by the Passholder whose name is printed on the Pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. Passholders must present a valid photo I.D. along with the Pass at the time of ordering.

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🇺🇸 HellJumper@FeetFirstToHere·
2/ I think we should execute this shitstain on general principle, but checking his hard drive will provide an ironclad reasoning for it.
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Flesh Simulator
Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·
How many times did this wordsmith have to take the ASVAB because there's no way it's 1
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Flesh Simulator
Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·
Westside Tyler is claiming it's unfounded and libelous to say he runs a harassment thread about me, and as a result, he is choosing to keep the harassment thread up indefinitely
BUY GOLD NOW@tylerwestside

Posts like this where you make unfounded, inaccurate, and libelous statements about me are the reason the thread is staying up indefinitely. You are a constant and consistent liar with a large platform and the thread is a clearing house for responding to your lies

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🇺🇸 HellJumper@FeetFirstToHere·
For the record, I don't think this is a good thing.
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🇺🇸 HellJumper@FeetFirstToHere·
Addendum: women's days are numbered overall. Once artificial wombs come around, and women's superpower (growing another human life) is purchaseable, relationships are going to basically stop dead.
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