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Heart pounding, pupils dilated, fingers trembling, dry mouth, sweaty palms, rising feeling of panic...
Where the hell has my phone gone?
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Nick Flatt
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Nick Flatt
@Flattliner
Retired anaesthetist; the patients slept my way to the top.
Lancashire, UK Beigetreten Haziran 2012
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@MartinKnight_ Excellent news, but that's only 100kg and the Santorini donkeys are actually mostly mules...
Either way, fat Americans should simply stay in America!
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@im_all_id Thoughts and prayers...
Of course, thanks to t'internet, you can also do that while staying at home!
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SHOULD PORK BE REMOVED FROM SCHOOL CAFETARIAS OUT OF RESPECT FOR MUSLIMS?
A. YES
B. No
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@x_zaich I thought Lewis Carroll had already established that we can celebrate unbirthdays?
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@Keir_Starmer Labour are going to take such a beating next month - from the 80% of the electorate that DIDN’T vote for you in 2024!
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The NHS should fit around your life, not the other way around.
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Nothing demonstrates a naive understanding of human nature better than a "New Driver - Please Be Patient" sticker.
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@ced_jayy Yeah my mother smoked and drank throughout her pregnancy. Really held me back - had to settle for being a doctor...
I could have been somebody!
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Why anatomy’s naughtiest mnemonics work so well theconversation.com/why-anatomys-n… via @MSpear10
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@msloobylou Suggests a lot of anal, and I don't mean in an active sense...
My fart trust index has certainly dropped, but I'm 63 FFS!
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Just heard a comedian say now he's in his 30s every fart is a gamble and he has to live on Imodium.
Probably needs to consult a doctor and/or dietician.
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CRINGE: Astronaut Christina Koch tried to film herself reuniting with her dog... and the dog ran to her husband instead. 💀😭
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@jemmm85517813 Seems like there's plenty of meat on their menus to me!
wetherspoons-menu.uk
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Wetherspoons must be mad.. They will see a drop in footfall, guaranteed.
Informed Consent Matters (Miri AF)@MattersInformed
In the eerily prophetic film Demolition Man (set 2032), meat is banned and the ubiquitous restaurant (Taco Bell) serves only veggie fare In 2026, the ubiquitous UK restaurant Wetherspoons has removed lamb, steak, ribs, gammon, mixed grills & beef chilli from its menu.
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@blob1972453 @AussieVal10 The pandemic revealed the Australians' - especially the Victorians' - true nature. Easy-going? Not on your life, mate!
TBF, the Canadians and New Zealanders also showed totalitarian tendencies; all three made the UK look almost reasonable. Then there was Sweden...
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@AussieVal10 I kind of feel sorry for the jabbed but then I kinda don't what on earth were they thinking getting vaccinated with an experimental vaccine with no long term data
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This is from July 2021 - he was in the UK at the time. I remember listening to this interview.
Take note of the red banner proclaiming to Victorians there are 10 cases in a state of 6.5m or thereabouts 🥴
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@cpeedell @wesstreeting I blame the Americans, for many things! Hope you're well.
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@Flattliner @wesstreeting Thank you for correction. Appreciated!
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I’m afraid @wesstreeting has forgotten what the “social contract” means. He thinks Drs get a good deal from #NHS. The opposite is the truth.
Very few professions train for 15+yrs in order to practice fully independently.
Our hourly rate is an unbelievable bargain for taxpayers
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