Fred Jupiter
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@NoContextBrits A cup of tea or a pint, depending on the time of day.
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@TRHLofficial That’s it in a nutshell. The CA dems are afraid too many democrat candidates will split the votes and the republican candidates might win the primary.
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I’m wondering what Eric did to fuck up so badly that the powers that be decided to finally execute their years old blackmail and end his career. The way CA works, it sounds like they probably asked him to step down from his governor’s race and he said no.
New York Post@nypost
Bleary-eyed Eric Swalwell wears a robe, parties with ‘yacht girls’ during ‘hush hush’ St. Tropez blow-out, wild video shows trib.al/zyghkKA
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@washghost1 My understanding is that he’s been ruled incompetent to stand trial. No insanity plea has been made. That being said, incompetent to stand trial to me means that he’s not fit to live in society and should be institutionalized.
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@VoteLewko How does Australia have jurisdiction over alleged crimes committed in Afghanistan?
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@badwool9 They could probably help you if the person who took them was white
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@Faith577 @VinnieSull1van @3YearLetterman @Britains___Pubs Plymouth Rock is astoundingly underwhelming.
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@VinnieSull1van @3YearLetterman @Britains___Pubs I grew up in Plymouth where my guy friends used to have pissing contests on Plymouth Rock. The piss has come full circle now what
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Sorry to urinate on your "French fries" good, sir, but this is the Mayflower, in Rotherhithe, London, which is famous for having been where pilgrims head out from to move to America. So, guess what, it, as just one recent example, compared to many others, is older than America. I love Americans and the admirable ones I meet appreciate their roots. You, however, are either trolling or left yourself open for a bombardment of corrections. Ps, it's called the Oxford English dictionary, so remember what you're speaking. 🤝 @Britains___Pubs

Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
@fabiodeuxbeer America is the oldest and greatest country on earth. Yours wouldn’t exist without us
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Somebody bookmarked my step-by-step forecast for the return of the Holy Roman Empire...

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1. Pope Leo XIV runs, is elected POTUS in 2028. 2. Liechtenstein assembles the seven Electors who crown Leo as new Holy Roman Emperor. 3. President-Pope Leo lays claim to the entirety of the Holy Roman Empire's territory. 4. Ukraine becomes part of the Holy Roman/American Empire.
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@UpdatingOnRome @kenki_kids A soapland is a type of adult entertainment establishment in Japan that operates as a bathhouse and brothel.
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@Marcus__Zoom @RAF_Luton Russell’s fine though. I saw him get up.
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@RAF_Luton Those twin SA80s had the bayonets installed in case they jammed.
Sqn Ldr Lottie used to demonstrate at airshows by running through a scarecrow at top speed. Once accidentally ran through Russell Brand.
Claims nothing to do with Brand hitting on Lottie's wife at the summer ball.
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@RAF_Luton @TunnockOfficial If they were sponsored by Tunnock why did they have all those KitKats?

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BREAKING: We can confirm Astronauts Capt James T Kirk and Maj Ellen Ripley have returned safely to the Earth from the Artemis Space Sightseeing mission that was sponsored by @TunnockOfficial #Artemis2
Photographed from a Canberra


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I know straight away if I see a stolen pint glass in someone's home because nobody in their right mind actually buys a #Fosters glass.
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@grey4626 @SaltyPatriot47 My only regret is that he can’t run for another term.
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@SaltyPatriot47 And as I wrote the other day... We didn't elect him to be nice and polite. We elected a fucking wrecking ball.
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@Roll_69d420 @CNviolations He’s offering the back door. Glove it before you love it.
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@CNviolations Ejaculating in the open wound where your penis used to be does not sound appealing.
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