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@StefanMolyneux “Everyone” votes all the time and any other day you’d never expect a toddler in the booth.
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I’m sorry you don’t understand the word “everyone.”
Maybe grab a dictionary before debating in English
zamatustra@zamatustra
@StefanMolyneux implying babies, autistic people etc breaks the thought experiment. it wasnt about helping actual victims. it was about people that put themselves in danger. it was about individual vs collective responsibility. Let's consider only people that fully unserstand the implications.
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@w_s_bitcoin @robertskmiles “Everyone” votes all the time and suddenly people act like we have to account for toddler votes.
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Clarifying question: Is every child simultaneously teleported into a separate private booth to vote? You did say everyone.
If so, the calculus becomes: Do I vote red and save myself but tip the scales such that those kids who unknowingly pressed blue might die, or press blue, risking my own life to tip the scales and help save them?
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@FrenlyOfficer After a long day of using American inventions, consuming American movies and music, drinking American beverages, it’s nice to doomscroll American social media to complain about baguette ingredients or something.
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“Toasted bread, typically referred to as toast for brevity’s sake, is not bread.”
I hate yuropoors so much sometimes
Arnold Arvidsson 🇩🇪 🕊️@ArnoldArvidsson
@PwnShop69 @coaiecrete Yes, that is toast. Why do Amerilards get so mad when we point out that toast isn't bread? lol
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@LordTankArt All this poll tells us is what Mr Beast Twitter followers think.
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I'm not betting my life on people, and I'm sure as hell am not going to save people who were stupid enough to press blue when they're told that red is the 100% live button
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@probabilitysoup @WatcherontheWeb What if it was labeled the “risk dying unless” button?
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@WatcherontheWeb Personally I think it’s pretty racist to assume “third world” citizens won’t be human enough to pick the “save everyone” button
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To the people saying "PrEsSiNg ReD iS lOw TrUsT"
Yes..... If you read the question it's GLOBAL.... You are litterally voting against the 3rd world
This is the very definition of a "low trust" environment
Were you picturing only your local city voting or something?
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@shane1step Why did the first person to go under the crushing rock in the first place? You can see who voted what here and how much help you’ll have, part of the challenge is you don’t know what other people are voting.
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@1MikeMcMichael @JadenJTW Normally when people say “vote” they don’t mean toddlers. Like 99% of the time this is the case and now all of a sudden people are like “what about all the baby voters!”
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@JadenJTW Now explain that logic to a three year-old or people with cognitive decline or under developed logic… Explain that don’t push your favorite color blue push the red button that may kill your grandma, oh my bad it’s a private vote. You don’t get to.
GIF
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@bravookil Nice sweeping statements. There are real life eschatological choices people make based on spiritual beliefs, are you as comfortable making sweeping statements about more detailed stuff or just shallow twitter poll thought experiment grand standing?
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Notice how they very much care about what you press and get very mad about it
I thought you won the moment you pressed red?
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2
Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted
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@Turbolunch @dogeofficialceo @X @elonmusk But what if you interact with it and it drives engagement for the real client: advertisers?
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@dogeofficialceo why are we able to mute words and people but not content? its the AI age.. this should change @x @elonmusk because I really dont wanna see this shit
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@GamerGaul @AlabasterApu Spelt based bread is available in every market in the US.
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The bar has moved again. Now bread has to be baked in a wood oven, on site at your grocery store.
Sofia@barettorein
@AlabasterApu @coaiecrete i don't see any wood oven bread
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@MarcoTrotz @MrBeast You really want to give this world to the caricature in your mind?
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Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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I find the disputes over gerrymandering in the US hilarious because people on both sides are like "Oh my God, Republicans/Democrats engage in such outrageous gerrymandering", but then you look up what they've been up to in states they control and it's this kind of monstrosities.
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@Ludlowfnl It says “vote” and you just listed a bunch of people who can’t do that to begin with.
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You are a bad person if you press red. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
If you press red, you are condemning infants, toddlers, children/disabled people/ elderly people/etc. who didn’t read or comprehend it, to death.
You think you’ve “aha’d” all the blue pressers, but ultimately you are selfish, just like your choice of the red button
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@LawtonAver58308 @EvilSubhuman Why are you responsible for someone else’s choices?
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@EvilSubhuman Pressing red = some people may die
Pressing Blue = preventing people who may have made a mistake from dying.
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@Johnny_Rocket6 Nobody has been able to explain to me why red is responsible for blues choice.
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I literally thought I misread the red vs blue button tweet because there’s no reason to pick blue
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necesito una explicación científica de porque este gif se acelera cuando apartas la mirada
MEME@memesvariat
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@selfmaxxer They really confuse it with words like “survive” or saying “vote” (something only voting age people can do)
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If the question was framed like this, which is the actual truth, even the twitter poll results would starkly differ.
The blue retards can't see beyond the wording and look at it for what it is. ''Muh press bloo everyone surviv!''.
If you don't see how retarded team blue is yet, there is no hope for you.
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