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@EvilSubhuman

I am a very swell nice guy. Asking most of the questions the people in charge won't answer is a civic duty.

The North Maine Woods Katılım Ağustos 2012

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·8h

@SaintVanHalen @youarethejokes It's all very Canadian behavior.

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Saint Van Halen ✝️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🦅🤘@SaintVanHalen·8h

@EvilSubhuman @youarethejokes Booed every non phillie in fantastic manner. Really fun even if u hate philly.

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Saint Van Halen ✝️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🦅🤘@SaintVanHalen·8h

Phillies fans are undefeated

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·8h

@youarethejokes @SaintVanHalen I get definite genocider vibes.

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CJ@youarethejokes·8h

@EvilSubhuman @SaintVanHalen Probably

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·8h

@captive_dreamer Looks really hot.

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·8h

Suzie Smalls was bigger than you. RIP Suzie.

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·8h

@ChevaucheeN @FloridaThales It's when it's -20 that it becomes unfun. lol

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Aedan Mac Lir@ChevaucheeN·9h

@FloridaThales @EvilSubhuman Oh no it’s 20 out and I need to wear a sweater, what a horror

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·10h

Imagine not being a New Englander.

Nurse Lioness@CardioFixer

Arizona summer survival hack: When it’s 115° outside and your shower still feels like a saguaro’s sweaty crotch after a long day roasting in the Sonoran sun, us desert rats get creative. Behold: the Official Arizonan Cold Shower - one colander, a bag of ice from the gas station, and pure “I will not melt today” energy. Water’s basically a snowmelt waterfall for exactly 47 glorious seconds before it turns back into lukewarm regret. Who needs cold water when you’ve got redneck engineering and a prayer? 😜

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·8h

@MinamtheD @MinnieTheGood See? It's a goldmine.

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Minam the Dwarf@MinamtheD·10h

@EvilSubhuman @MinnieTheGood would certainly buy several boxes of these.

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·10h

If someone made a shirt company that customized your cats face to this shirt, they'd be a millionaire shortly. Free idea. You're welcome.

Hammbone Extraordinaire! 🐘🐘🐘🎸@garryhamm1

😂😂😂 @tweetajanuary

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·10h

@FloridaThales A witch's titty in a brass bra on brisk January evening, no less.

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Thales of Florida@FloridaThales·10h

@EvilSubhuman When it's colder than a witch's tit up north I'm glad I'm not a New Englander.

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·10h

@ThePerishCrew

GIF

QME

The Perish Crew@ThePerishCrew·10h

@EvilSubhuman ive actually got thrown clear of a merry go round and i went back for more

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·19h

If you had to go to the ER for playing on any of this shit, you were a bitch.

Mooses Felix 🇺🇸@MoosesFelix

Hmmm. I played on every one of those. Didn't much care for the Merry Go Round cause didn't like getting dizzy All my friends played on them. At recess. Afterschool. No helmets or anything. We all survived Few bumps and bruises. Learning opportunities. Times change I suppose

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·10h

@ThePerishCrew Furnace slides LOL Hey you remember your buddy's "older cousin" running you into 10G g-force ratings on those fucking metal discs of hell? You were a "pussy" if you asked them to stop it. I swear to God my soul was torn form my body in those moments.

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The Perish Crew@ThePerishCrew·10h

@EvilSubhuman losing some flesh on the furnace slides was a right of passage.

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·10h

@GhostSatoshis Well... it's clear I'm too late here. 😔

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rob@GhostSatoshis·10h

@EvilSubhuman :) That Spartacus scene, but with Nigger "I'm a nigger." "I'm a nigger!" third guy: "I'm a nigger!"

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·11h

I can't believe he said the N-word.

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SᗯEᒪᒪ@EvilSubhuman·10h

@OneFineJay @fredemonium Jay, if you pay the refrigerated shipping fee, I will ship you a retarded amount of fresh flash-frozen fiddleheads every spring lol

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