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@CatholicDrip___ @bethe_church Protestants are catholic.

@bethe_church There is no Roman Catholic Church you clown It’s a slur invented by Protestants

The Didache is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 A 1st Century Christian Manual with Baptism Fasting Confession Eucharist Authority Early Christianity was Catholic💧

@amitylee13 Said every person who only gave a cursory reading of one or two fathers.

Who else?

@Catholicizm1 How so?

The salvation of the thief on the Cross is one of the greatest biblical illustrations of the intercession of Mary.

@dasscherick They’re there alright! Spiritually alive and present with Christ and awaiting the redemption of their bodies and the coming of the New Heavens and New Earth.🌎 This hope is foundational.

Actually, heaven is not full of people at all (yet), but it sure will be following the second coming of Jesus and the resurrection of the righteous. Hallelujah!

@Catholic_bro Lower case “catholic” yes

“Christ is the head of the Church” - the Catholic Church

@obdDamian Being Protestant doesn’t mean that you think the church was wrong FOR 1500 YEARS, rather, the church had backslidden. We CERTAINLY don’t think the Apostles were wrong, and like every tradition we like to use the fathers but not treat them as infallible individuals.

Ser protestante es el acto más soberbio de un cristiano. Pensando que la iglesia, los apóstoles, los padres de la iglesia, estuvieron equivocados por 1500 años y que ahora ellos pueden interpretar cada uno "su verdad" usando la Palabra de Dios. Si, es soberbia y arrogancia.

@SecretFire79 While there are some valid points here, this is such an oversimplified concept of sex. Sex is not merely for making babies. It is literally the most bonding thing that can take place between two humans that we know of. It’s the glue that makes you “one flesh” with your spouse.

Sex was never meant to be your recreational pastime… Somewhere along the line, we turned the most biologically significant act in human existence into a casual pastime. Sex isn’t a personality trait. It isn’t a sport. It isn’t a form of self-expression. It’s literally how we make babies. That’s it. That’s the function. You can dress it up with fancy language about “liberation” and “self-discovery,” but biology does not care about your vibes. Every part of your body involved in sex has one primary evolutionary purpose: reproduction. Not validation. Not entertainment. Not content creation. We’re the only generation in history shocked that actions have consequences. For thousands of years, everyone understood the deal: sex = babies Now we act betrayed when biology does what biology is designed to do. If you remove reproduction from sex, what you’re left with is just chasing dopamine with extra steps. And the more we normalize treating it casually, the more we seem confused about why relationships, commitment, and family structures feel unstable. Call me old-fashioned. Call me judgmental. But maybe the reason everything feels chaotic is because we turned the most life creating act into a recreational activity and expected nothing to change. Biology hasn’t changed. We have.

@Chad4328 This assumes that Protestants aren’t catholic. The Reformation was a Reformation of the Catholic Church, not a new church.

@MrCasey62 Ask if the Roman Catholic Church is the one true church and you’ll get the same mixed responses. So using your same logic, the Papacy, the Magisterium and Scripture all together fail to persuade every person to have the same opinion.

Sola Scriptura fails spectacularly, because Scripture being infallible doesn’t prevent fallible interpreters from cherry-picking it however they choose and getting it completely wrong.

@jimmmytheknife @sola_chad The Covenant with Israel has been made obsolete bro. Heb 8:13. That’s obsolete for EVERYBODY.

@sola_chad Total crap. Israel IS Israel. Christians and Jews have separate covenants with G_d.

Is this statement biblically accurate?

@CodyTheSuperman @sola_chad Did you actually read the post? It’s not speaking of replacement. He explicitly says the church “the new Israel” is made up of “Jews and Gentiles.” This is not replacement. It is fulfillment. It’s inclusion, and unity language, not division or exclusion.

No. Scripture does not teach that God replaced Israel with the Church. Paul says Gentiles are grafted into Israel’s covenant tree, not that a new tree replaced the old one, and he warns believers not to boast against the natural branches because “God has not cast away His people” (Romans 11). He also says that those who belong to Christ become Abraham’s seed and heirs of the promise (Galatians 3:29), which is inclusion, not substitution. The biblical picture is continuity, not replacement: one covenant people, expanded to include both Jew and Gentile under the promises first given to Abraham.

@sola_chad Yes. 100% accurate.

@CatholicCharm These people aren’t Protestants, they’re heretics.

Protestants do stuff like this but then call Catholics idolaters for having a statue of Mary

@MrCasey62 Yes, some Protestant takes are retarded and uninformed. But so are some Catholic takes so we’re even.

With Protestants, it’s never about the Cross. It’s about the anti-Catholicism.

@riecker It depends on what you mean by exclude. If you mean that they simply contained them, you’re likely correct, although to say there were zero is likely not probable. But if you are saying that all Bibles contained them as Canon, that’s verifiably false. They were always secondary.

There are ZERO Bibles from before the Reformation that contain the 66-book Protestant Canon (39 Old Testament + 27 New Testament books) while excluding the Deuterocanonical books (Apocrypha). 🧵

@Catholicizm1 This has to be the dumbest take ever. Congrats. 🍻

Nowhere in the Bible does it say Jesus is your personal Lord and Savior.

@HabitualLinest Protestant here. And I also get tired of these type of dumb narratives.

Have Protestants actually read the Bible??? 21 “Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! For if the deeds of power done in you had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes. 22 But I tell you, on the day of judgment it will be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon than for you - literally Jesus

@SecretFire79 Talk about having no idea what Protestants actually believe.

The arrogance of protester theology…

@BillArnoldTeach This is total slop. Historic Protestants believe none of this. Total straw-man.

@Catholicizm1 True.

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