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@sarahodell9 That looks like a pair of lesbians scissoring. Is that what it is supposed to be?
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Jonathan’s Goolies
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Jonathan’s Goolies
@GooliesJ
Fuck the Tories. I’m the better twin of Jonathan Gullis. But, yeah, there are no good Tories. Your Tory friend? They’re a cunt. Fuck them.
Behind you Beigetreten Nisan 2024
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@rj_abel @OccupiedW2583 We did this in Oklahoma, USA, when I was a girl in the 1960s. My best friend & I made May baskets out of paper, filled them with flowers, then hung them on doors and knocked or rang the doorbell and ran away.
Sadly, these traditions are rare or absent in the USA nowadays.
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🇬🇧 How good is it to see British tradition on a May day.
Children dancing around the maypole in a country village.
This particular one in Welford-on-Avon in Warwickshire.
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@Con_Tomlinson So you agree the NHS needs more funding? So we should remove the profit element and spend that on care?
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The NHS is dreadful.
Every politician treats it as sacred, but it's never there when you need it. Maddening.
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I'm with Keir Starmer. I think it was disgraceful. And I think Zack Polanski is an opportunist who knows nothing about politics, including international relations, or about making tough decisions. He's not even an MP, so he doesn't even know what that hard work is about.
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer
Zack Polanski’s criticism of the police officers response to the Golders Green attack was disgraceful. He’s not fit to lead any political party.
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@EvaVlaar @UKOrdinariate The UK has higher standards than the Roman Catholic Church.
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A little over three years ago my dad and I were confirmed and received into the Holy Catholic Church at the @UKOrdinariate in London.
Now I cannot visit that church anymore, because I got banned from the UK for criticizing Starmer.
What a time we live in.
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@GooliesJ @I_amMukhtar I dont think you understand what being taken a fool out of means.
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Zack Polanski is discovering you don’t need hypnotherapy to make a massive boob.
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🚨Rush to buy tumble dryers after Miliband’s net zero ban
Imminent law changes will see traditional tumble dryers phased out for Net Zero.
Perhaps Mad Miliband should visit a 14th floor flat where a family of 4 do washing on a regular basis.
Would he like to live in a place with several airers of damp washing, which damage children's health?
Screw the Net Zero con. Screw this Miliband prick.
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@Hydra_Fella @I_amMukhtar I don’t think you understand the word ‘proof’.
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@GooliesJ @I_amMukhtar So I have just proven to you that it's well documented that foreign criminals are coming to the UK and being housed at taxpayers' expense, do you still deny it?
You can murder and rape and be a wanted man yet be welcomed in the UK, but woe betide anyone speaks up about it!
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@Hydra_Fella @I_amMukhtar And yet - no school shootings by white right wingers. Jesus, if it wasn’t for the shootings the rest of the world wouldn’t think you had schools.
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@GooliesJ @I_amMukhtar But wait, there is more!
Two Migrants wanted for gang rape allowed to claim benefits in the UK mol.im/a/15686287
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Some of us are busy out on the doors speaking to voters, delivering leaflets and working hard to get councillors re-elected on Thursday.
Pippa Crerar@PippaCrerar
EXCL: Andy Burnham has credible plan to return to Westminster “within weeks” with GM mayor expected to use a byelection fight to set out new agenda for government, allies say. Burnham, who was blocked by NEC from running in Gorton & Denton, has identified several seats where MPs are prepared to step aside for his leadership bid. In a sign that his campaign is more progressed than previously thought, Burnham’s team is understood to have lined up an “impressive” candidate to replace him as Greater Manchester mayor. Allies said he planned to outline a “radical rewiring” of the state in coming weeks – including changes to electoral system and a 10-year growth plan. By @jessicaelgot & @JoshHalliday theguardian.com/politics/2026/…
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@Hydra_Fella @I_amMukhtar Ah! You use the word ‘retarded’ as an insult. And there we go. You’re a mouth breathing moron.
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@GooliesJ @I_amMukhtar It is well covered in other news outlets; it just goes to show how retarded you are that you wont look it up
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@Hydra_Fella @I_amMukhtar And the best you’ve got is a quote from The Sun? Explains a lot.
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Labour is the ONLY party that could have done this.
And Labour is the ONLY party that will continue to defend workers' rights in years to come.
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@I_amMukhtar Terrorisum? Why do they detain people for fun who speak up on immigration, but allow known killers and rapesits to enter the country, then provide said killers with free accommodation and money?
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@DeborahMeaden So we need slaves? Or a wealth tax. Seems it’s one or the other.
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Those that will still have a job you mean? Dangerous play with Agentive AI primed to fulfill many tasks… no sick pay, maternity leave, NI…. Business feels close to its limit and Consumers won’t pay the increased prices… proceed with caution.
Harry Eccles@Heccles94
The Greens will raise the minimum wage to £15 for all workers 💪
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@coyleneil Well, you don’t, do you? I can see how you would struggle with the word credible though.
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I have a ‘credible plan’ to captain England rugby in the autumn internationals.
In the meantime, serious Labour colleagues who want to win anything are focused on campaigning for next week’s elections. And not a lot else.
Pippa Crerar@PippaCrerar
EXCL: Andy Burnham has credible plan to return to Westminster “within weeks” with GM mayor expected to use a byelection fight to set out new agenda for government, allies say. Burnham, who was blocked by NEC from running in Gorton & Denton, has identified several seats where MPs are prepared to step aside for his leadership bid. In a sign that his campaign is more progressed than previously thought, Burnham’s team is understood to have lined up an “impressive” candidate to replace him as Greater Manchester mayor. Allies said he planned to outline a “radical rewiring” of the state in coming weeks – including changes to electoral system and a 10-year growth plan. By @jessicaelgot & @JoshHalliday theguardian.com/politics/2026/…
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@lukeakehurst Boo fucking hoo. Should have made a better job of it then, eh?
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I don't think many Labour colleagues will appreciate coming back from a day canvassing for Thursday's elections to see energy being wasted on leadership speculation and talk about deliberately causing byelections, most of which comes across as rather entitled and about self-interest rather than the stability and success of the party.
Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot
EXC - Andy Burnham has a credible plan to return to Westminster “within weeks”, allies say. He is expected to use a byelection fight to set out an agenda for government. His allies will ask Starmer to set a timetable for departure - and to potentially stay as Foreign Secretary
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