Grant McManus

From the folk who say Tescos.

@stephenodonn @Mileinnials @lenoxflour It was from up the high flats.

@Mileinnials @lenoxflour For the avoidance of doubt, was the filming of the moon from the surface of the moon, closer or further away from the err moon?

El video de la luna más cercano de la historia acaba de filmarse a 100km y es colorida, no es solo blanca. Impresionante.

@anon_opin They are national pride?

Meal deals should be a source of embarrassment not national pride. Crap sandwiches, some crisps, and a mass produced soft drink. Hardly a national cuisine, is it? Other countries have an actual food culture.

@mgmtarham And I need it giant size. Not teeny tiny up on a corner.

What exactly is the benefit to not having the number?

@HisHolyLord I think I fell for it.

Anyone remember that "space cadets" tv show where they convinced some reality TV morons they had been fired into space?

@QueenAnticommie I love him. He sent me a ring I’m allergic too. He’s so romantic.

This freshly divorced, senior citizen thinks she is marrying comedian, Matt Rife. So many scammers online.

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

@fesshole So you did.

Had a diary input and didn't know what it was for and couldn't find the email to tell me. Turned up to a conference to deliver a keynote speech. Thank god I am good a winging it. Got a standing ovation. Now driving two hours for another diary input I haven't a clue about.

@ReformUKScot That’s coded.

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@AngelMD1103 It’s horrible. Can still remember it.

Imagine coming home from school… and your entire life is gone. No warning. No explanation. Just: “We’re not going home anymore.” At 7 years old, she’s taken to a new apartment; only to realize her mom has moved in with another man… and his daughter is HER SCHOOL BULLY. Same house. Same room. Same nightmare. No bed. Sleeping on the floor. Crying behind a locked door while her mom chooses someone else. And the people she now lives with? Laughing at her while she tries to figure out how to even take a bath on her own. This isn’t just awkward… it’s heartbreaking. Situations like this don’t just disappear; they shape someone for life. Kids remember EVERYTHING, especially when they feel abandoned. Do you think a parent should ever make a sudden decision like this… or is this crossing a line you can’t come back from?

@joohunit You can go on your own but going with your mum is fantastic.

I deleted my previous tweet, but do y’all think it’s weird for a 29 year old to bring their mom to a concert with them? 😭 Like, I genuinely find it fun to take her and she enjoys the concerts, but I lowkey don’t have anyone else to go with

@fesshole Yup

The weirdest thing about being a minor celebrity is the number of people who suddenly wants to be your friend. I'm the same mostly boring person I've been for decades, but fame seems to flick a switch in peoples brains. I've gone from maybe six party invites a year to two a week.

@JGourd7 I thought it was where you got foreign money. 🤭

It's NOT an "Interchange", it's a Bus Station... There's only one mode of transport.

@anon_opin I didn’t submit this but frequently do under my own account.

If you're one of those people that boycotts Wetherspoons because the owner is a flag shagging right wing arsehole then I'm sorry to inform you you're also going to have to boycott about 90% of other pubs too.

@CllrTKerr @reformparty_uk @ReformUKScot You are the one in a big huff.

Oh No! It appears I've upset Scotland's pretendy "newspaper" 🤷‍♂️ It's time this comic stop spreading lies and misinformation if they want to be taken seriously.

@ScotNational There is no Artemis rocket. But keep the jokes up.

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@MhairiHunter Artemis is the name of the mission. This is just sparkling space travel.

Lol no, come on now. Ha ha. A thousand memes have just been born.

@anon_opin Oh.

The idea that you must slavishly adhere to an RPG ruleset as a form of deference to the designer needs to be binned, and the frothing protestations of those same designers need to be resolutely ignored. I've purchased your creation, that's the end of your involvement in my fun.

@anon_opin Much maligned. And rightly so.

The rise of podcasts has really highlighted the role of the much maligned TV commissioner in finding vehicles for comedians. "Here's my badly produced new show about nothing, it's called Chatting Shit!". Yeah, great.

@RussellFindlay1 Brilliant at walking down a street. Didn’t even blink at the bin hubs.

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