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@buckrogersmd @KILLTOPARTY Nah, sounds like she didn't try to get in shape until she knew she was divorcing. Many such cases

She got in amazing shape and husband stayed fat and lazy, she got the ick and is on a quest to level up with a divorced man in his 40s who got in amazing shape who’s wife got fat and lazy, god speed on her quest, she may end up having to settle again for a middle aged man who is fat and lazy and she will just have to go back to being fat and lazy.

You know she has how much she loves travel on her dating profile

@walkeri141 Because they are the least likeable team in the history of basketball. I'd hate them if I was a Purdue fan

This is the most annoying thing about Purdue wins. Folks never admit Purdue just won a game. It’s always the refs. Or it’s luck. Or it’s a fluke. But if Purdue loses? Always 100% their fault. Overrated team, etc. Maddening. Where’s the Zapruder film for Braden getting smacked?

@polarityperfect If there is a pass that should be given by women, it's when a son has lost his father. Cries are absolutely allowed in this situation and a shit test should be the last thing on a woman's mind. Despicable

Yeah, basically if a male buddy asks you to prove something to him in some way and you do it, you create a better friendship with the guy afterwards. Whereas when a woman asks you to prove something to her in some way, she wants to be playfully mocked and ridiculed for it, as you ignore her demands with a smirk. This will then create a better bond with her. Completely opposite approaches, because men and women are different and this is good...

@shadybiev You are the one that sounds butthurt honestly

If you’re butt hurt about this seek help no shit he’s not 28

my god man go back to Europe you’re 28 years old

@R89Capital And leftists are just a bunch of white women and white cucks

ICE may be the most racially diverse federal agency in America Which is hilarious lol

@barryisthedon They unfortunately didn't have big ten refs anymore

Wisconsin went 4-1 vs the teams that made the Elite Eight today 🤦‍♂️

@pickynee @itsAntWright Hopefully don't have Big Ten refs that hate us

@itsAntWright Okay but now we’re back in the conference…

@jsweat99 @cougarsportsone This kid cares and will do good at the next level. Wish the best for him

@cougarsportsone Really like this dude. He’s right. I had Houston winning the final4 game and going to the ship….. this Houston team is tough and people do take it for granted.

Kingston Flemings says that some people get “subservient” with Houston’s winning, but that it’s not easy. “Every single game we play, we’re playing other professional athletes. It’s hard. Making the (NCAA Tournament) is hard. Making seven straight Sweet 16s is hard… obviously we were hoping for more, I know we could’ve got more. But we’re just proud for everything we did.” “We tried our hardest. Trust me. We tried for sure. We got the shots that we wanted. But I can’t say that we didn’t try.”

@JiveGringoCoog @ESPNRittenberg You guys take mid ranges all game. Not getting to the line that way. Your defense isn't physical, it just gets away with fouling all game

@GrezCrypto @ESPNRittenberg Because you saw one missed called on the first play of the game? Illinois was fouling all game and no call

The choice of what fouls to actually call in Ilinois-Houston has been ... interesting, to say the least.

@JiveGringoCoog @ESPNRittenberg Should have been like 40-2

@ESPNRittenberg 21 free throws to 2

@JamesPiercey11 @ArtemisConsort Communists control the party and it can't be trusted

@ArtemisConsort This is so true if you’re viewing political theory in an infamously false dichotomy The reality of course is that left leaning mixed market economies generate the best societies by every quality of life metric and most of us aren’t communists anyway

As a former progressive, this is absolutely accurate and caused me endless frustration with my co-partisans. They fundamentally don’t care if their ideas work. They hardly even have a concept of ideas working. Their entire evaluation function is based on social perception and emotionalism which is, in fact, profoundly selfish and unvirtuous. If you care more about feeling like/being seen as good than you do about results, you’re a selfish parasite. Hardly exclusive to the left, but it defines the leftist project in a way it doesn’t define any other political faction.

@thechosenberg Thought she was eating barley at first

Let the lady have a burger you monster

@wilsonbosc0 @ANAPA3232 @RealPostFolder Well it's not something most boomers had anything to do with, just the boomers that were in charge and still holding on to the power with a death grip.

@ANAPA3232 @RealPostFolder What crap? The shitty state of the world they left for their kids and grandkids? Oh no, how terrible for them to be grumpy with me for their own actions.

@UpwardFrood @koreanjewcrypto Said its non zero chance, not that it's inevitable. The possibility is absolutely there. Just hopefully very unlikely

@koreanjewcrypto Not upset, just worried about your mental health Can you describe the mechanism by which this ominous "they" will rugpull a decentralized protocol

There is a non zero possibility bitcoin was created by feds/elites who will simply rug it and short it to hell once they’ve accomplished their goal of putting everybody’s currency on the blockchain

@rudekyoni999 2 pots of coffee will do it as well

peeing too often is a sign of low metabolic rate and high adrenaline, we evaporate around 1L of water for every 1,000 calories burned, so if you pee a lot especially at night your metabolism is slow and stress hormones are probably high.

@BerbarianWizard Would this be applied to foods like yogurt and kefir?

Probiotics Are Dangerous, Should Be Regulated As Drugs Probiotics can become pathological depending on context. Certain strains produce D-lactic acid from carbohydrate fermentation, which differs from endogenous L-lactate and has toxic effects, including mitochondrial impairment, increased methylglyoxal formation, and protein glycation. If these bacteria colonize the small intestine (SIBO) instead of the colon, they continuously produce D-lactate after meals. Clinical data show elevated D-lactate levels (up to 2–3× normal) in patients with brain fog, fatigue, bloating, and impaired cognition, as D-lactate directly disrupts neuronal function. This mainly occurs when intestinal motility is reduced. Slower transit (aging, low metabolic rate, diabetes, PPIs, SSRIs, opioids) allows bacterial overgrowth in the upper gut, increasing the likelihood that probiotics worsen rather than improve gut function. Probiotics are not universally beneficial; their effects depend on host metabolism and gut motility, and in susceptible individuals they can induce SIBO, metabolic acidosis, and neurocognitive impairment.

@BerbarianWizard What are your thoughts on a fasted cardio session a couple times a week?

High-intensity training is glycolytic. Fat is too slow to meet the ATP demand, so performance relies on glycogen and blood glucose. If carbs are low, the body still has to maintain glucose → it increases cortisol and makes sugar via gluconeogenesis, using amino acids, glycerol and lactate. That often means breaking down muscle to supply those amino acids.

@shinetoeternity @OliverJia1014 I mean the other guy is probably looking at his phone, so it's not crazy

@OliverJia1014 it is childish behaviour, especially at 35, but the other guy is being a real cunt for no reason so unfortunately i'm sympathising with the redditor.

On one hand I sympathize, but on the other hand this is the most Reddit post ever.

@theNOBSdentist @kleib323 Do most dentists do this? Never seen it done

@kleib323 To see what your blood pressure is

Average “I hate the dentist” starter pack Don’t take my blood pressure ✅ Don’t look at my mouth ✅ Don’t give me paperwork ✅ Complain on the internet ✅ A cleaning is not a haircut. Stay home next time, or buy a kit. Dentists deserve criticism, but so do patients.

@LearnToToad It's good shit

Pearl Jam is legitimately awful and by far the worst grunge band, and I like grunge. They're sad dad music that plays at dive bars where lonely men slump over their shitty piss beers. Don't @ me.