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Ricky Gervais on 60 Minutes Makes a Crystal-Clear Case for Free Speech He put it perfectly: the great thing about freedom of speech is that I can say what I want, and you can say you're offended, and I get to decide whether I care or not. Because let's be honest, there's nothing you can say that someone, somewhere won't find offensive. That's why blasphemy laws are so absurd, they're basically trying to protect an all-powerful deity from having its feelings hurt. At the end of the day, we should be free to criticise any idea. Just because you're offended doesn't automatically mean you're right. Spot on, Ricky. Free speech isn't about never upsetting anyone, it's about the right to speak anyway.

Well, the White House is an empty nest this week, following Chelsea Clinton's departure to begin studies at Stanford University. A wistful President Clinton says that while it's difficult to see his daughter grow up, at least now he'll feel less guilty about hitting on her friends.

Weird. I remember Democrats reliably assuring me that Haiti is NOT a sh*thole. Never forget.

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'It's Not My Job To Be Funny,' Says Comedian buff.ly/9JcIz0S

My wife's boyfriend's latest performance piece is called simply "Palestine". It consists of zer masturbating uncompromisingly on stage for 20 minutes. All five performances so far have received standing ovations. The Guardian described it as "The most moving 20 minutes you'll ever experience ... a sensitive and nuanced piece." BBC Culture says, "An incredibly thought-provoking and innovative work." Tickets are still available for Slough Arena at €220 per person if you're interested.

Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again buff.ly/sS9hW4h

@sunnyright Will they finally show what country they’re attacking though? Or what country they’re fighting for?

As Paramount explained in a statement, "Money." Asked to clarify, Paramount elaborated, "Money me now. Me, give money. Money me. Me a money needing a lot now."

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Seinfeld, but everyone is asian:

NBA Provides LeBron With Special Whistle To Call His Own Fouls buff.ly/Qgy9A2H

@laurenmarie10 @goodnotstupid @CoinPostMedia Over twice as rich as the next closest state in the US? It should bother everyone, including the people that live there and work in the private sector. Because we all know the reasons why

@goodnotstupid @CoinPostMedia Because the people who live in Washington DC don’t produce anything. They work for us, making our lives as miserable as they can.

Reminder: Mississippi, the poorest state in the United States, is richer than the United Kingdom. 2024 GDP per capita: Mississippi $53,872, UK $52,423.

@CoinPostMedia It bothers me more that Washington DC, in first place, is twice as rich as the next richest entity.

@bostonradio @pipandbaby Epic This one is also a classic

Scholars Now Believe Bible Verse 'They Were Naked And Felt No Shame' Written About Walmart buff.ly/1ainjj1

With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress buff.ly/N6AjMHx

In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, "Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin' hat!"

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