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@zerohedge So the American Carter Doctrine has been replaced by the Iranian Cartman Doctrine.
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@Grumpletastic
Libertarian- so I annoy everyone. Skeptical of political authority, supports private property rights, freedom of contract, and social & economic freedom.
Great Britain ๐ฌ๐ง Beigetreten Ekim 2022
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War Has Caused Lasting Damage To The Dollar System zerohedge.com/markets/war-haโฆ
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@zerohedge Donald knelt before Iran in good faith.
15 vessels a day is NOT acceptable.
He needs to prostrate himself across the floor. Face down.
Yes. That's it, Donald.
Actually, no.
Lower than that.
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Iran To Allow No More Than 15 Vessels Per Day Through Hormuz: Russian Media zerohedge.com/energy/iran-alโฆ
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@DeItaone Every action of this administration seems to be a pretext for the Trump family to extort the target.
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*JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OPENS INVESTIGATION INTO NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, SOURCES SAY
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@DeItaone Is that it for Iran, then?
Donald has taken the L and decided to wage war on snowmen instead?
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GREENLAND PRIME MINISTER: TRUMP'S DESIRE TO TAKE OVER OR CONTROL GREENLAND HAS NOT BEEN TAKEN OFF THE TABLE
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@DeItaone Donald's habit of always chickening out was a big clue.
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GERMANY'S MERZ SAYS I AM CONVINCED THAT IT WAS NOT TRUMP'S INTENTION TO DESTROY A CIVILISATION
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House Democrats Threaten Contempt For Bondi If She Doesn't Testify In Epstein Probe zerohedge.com/political/housโฆ
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@zerohedge Germany will seek a mandate from the UN to act as peacekeepers in the event of violence re-emerging (should Donald violate the terms of his surrender).
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@WhiteHouse @PressSec I think *overestimating* him is more of a problem.
While the Commander in Chief is getting spanked by a 7th Century fiefdom, he can't even deliver the basics.
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The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: US GDP growth falls from 4.4% to 0.5% in Q4 2025, well below the initially expected +2.8% growth.
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Never underestimate President Trump's ability to successfully advance America's interests and broker peace.
He will only accept deals that put America FIRST.
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@Osint613 Does this threat come into effect *after* Donald has finished being thrashed by Iran?
Or is it concurrent?
And I thought his glorious defeat had ushered in a "golden age" for us all?
If so, why has he just run away?
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President Trump has issued a deadline for European allies to commit tangible military assets to the Strait of Hormuz, including naval deployments, according to Der Spiegel.
Mark Rutte told member states that earlier political commitments are no longer enough.
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@DeItaone Given his track record as a military commander, I think Greenland can see off Donald with a couple of snowballs.
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TRUMP BLASTS NATO ALLIES AGAIN
President Trump renewed criticism of NATO, accusing European partners of failing the U.S. during the Iran conflict.
In a Truth Social post, he said NATO only responds under pressure and called the alliance โvery disappointing.โ After meeting NATO chief Mark Rutte, Trump added that NATO โwasnโt there when we needed them, and wonโt be there again.โ
He also revived tensions over Greenland, repeating his claim that the U.S. should take control of the Danish territory.
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@StateDept "No more wars" didn't age well, did it?
Anyway, I would say the US defeat in Iran is going to blemish Donald's legacy.
But I think the Epstein child rape stuff, Russian capitulation and mass corruption already has Donald's Presidency defined. ๐
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Trump Warns Of Action If Iran Fails To Uphold 'Real' Ceasefire, But Optimism Persists As Bombing Largely Subsides zerohedge.com/geopolitical/tโฆ
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@WarMonitor3 What's Donald going to do if we refuse?
Is he going to capitulate at us?
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BREAKING: Trump has set a deadline for European countries to militarily open the strait of Hormuz.
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@DPJHodges NATO scrambled jets (RAF) to intercept a brace of nuclear bombers on Christmas Day 2025 off Scotland. Not in our airspace but in our area of interest. It happens more than most people know.
We're back in the Cold War but we've no RSG bunkers and the US is on the Russians' side.
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"They have now retreated". As opposed to what, sailing up the Thames and torpedoing HMS Belfast? This is getting silly now.
John Healey@JohnHealey_MP
Iโm proud of our UK Armed Forces, who left these Russian vessels with no doubt. Their movements were not covert as Putin planned. Their attempted secret operations were exposed. And they have now retreated.
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@MarioNawfal @DPJHodges @clashreport "Halt, thou misguided traveller!
"To pass this Strait, thou must first solve the riddle of depositing $2m in mine bank account...
"Bitcoin or cash only. No refunds.
"And remembereth our souvenir shop on the way out. 50% off 'Make Iran Great Again' caps." ๐ช
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๐ฎ๐ท Iran has released an official map of required shipping routes through the Strait of Hormuz.
It shows vessels must travel closer to Iran's coast, and confirms for the first time that the standard routes are now considered too dangerous due to naval mines.
Source: @clashreport
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
๐ฎ๐ท Iranโs President Pezeshkian appears in public among the crowd in Tehran. Today marks the 40th day since Ayatollah Khamenei was killed in the opening strikes of the Iran war. Large crowds gathered across Tehran and other cities for the memorial ceremonies. Source: @Spectator_MENA
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@DPJHodges Nigel uses a conjuring trick called "Multiple Outs".
He holds EVERY opinion over a time period, so he always has a quote handy showing he was correct.
Imagine a cig-smoking David Copperfield.
But if in govt, his Magic Circle will make ๐ฐ vanish from ๐ฌ๐ง & reappear in [REDACTED]
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Not entirely sure how that's better for the country than Labour, who are all over the place but in Government.
Matthew Stadlen@MatthewStadlen
Reform are all over the place and theyโre not even in government.
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@DPJHodges We do have HMS Anson in the area and I think that was surfaced deliberately to warn Iran to stop hitting us.
It did workยน. The drones the RAF intercepted trailed off.
ยนcorrelation doesn't necessarily imply causation, mind you.
That's ๐ฌ๐ง Forces' handiwork tho- not politicians.
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Oh no. Please don't tell me the Government's now going to pretend the reason we didn't have a single ship in the Med was because we were chasing Russian submarines.
Kate Ferguson@kateferguson4
John Healey says UK ships not rushed to Middle East as they were seeing off the Russian threat in UK waters. "When a crisis erupts noisily as it has in the Middle East I understand why there are calls to send assets there. "But the greatest threats are often unseen and silent."
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@DPJHodges What should concern us is that once again, the "patriotic" party is willing to throw British lives into a war just to save the insider trades of a 21st Century Baron Harkonnen and his two grifting sons.
There's something rotten in that bunch.
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@DPJHodges Can I just add that Tim in Reform UK is suggesting "the West" lost.
But the United States does not need NATO to defeat a 7th century fiefdom. It was defeated cos it had no clear objective and the narcissistic personality disorder of POTUS couldn't handle it.
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Not sure why people are containing to even debate this. Trump literally told Iran "open the Strait you crazing f***ing b******s" or face annihilation. Iran didn't open the Strait. Trump backed off, and cancelled all bombing. The Strait remains closed. That's all there is to it.
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