HowlingMasterBateman

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@Howlingmutant0 @RealScottCCox Deep down she knows her tits aren’t nice

The worst feeling is when you call out “Hey nice tits!” to a woman and she starts yelling at you but her tits weren’t even that great, you were just trying to be supportive

Going to the Mexican restaurant and pretending it's my birthday so they put a sombrero on my head and all the torta waitresses sing "Las Mañanitas" to me while I pinch my helmet under the table.

Found my penis things happening things

"Among Us is very anti-capitalist and the core owner of paramount is a personal friend and donor of Trump"

@HowlingKOTH Wut dat mean?

Sex

Day 13 of ripping a different pride flag for everyday of June. Genderflux pride

@HowlingTemplar @HowlingBateman2 @HowlingMutant @ElizabethHolmes @ElizabethHolmes will you be our new mommy please?

This is pretty fucking retarded ngl

@HowlingBateman2 I love you more motherfucker

Me on vacation after gay posting on Twitter for a month

@howlingmutant and @ElizabethHolmes

This isn’t directed at you just my general philosophy: Diplomacy/conflicts weren’t meant to be micromanaged hour by hour by critics in the stands. One can blame comms from the White House but at the end of the day it’s up to the individual if they want to react to every headline. Complex situations require complex solutions and nobody on this website is read into the information that those at the top are. Just my 2 cents

I am basedman

The woman at the pharmacy said "take care of yourself" and I nodded solemnly as though entrusted with a sacred duty. Unfortunately the first thing I did upon leaving was purchase an alcoholic beverage described on the can as "nuclear citrus."

@thesmokedweed10 Call me a fantasist, but I was expecting something more cerebral from "the smoked weed 10"