Humphry
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@Smithsimid @Weeleey6 Mimi ni Sifuna but bro, I dont think he said that, remember my daughter, is exagerated
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@Weeleey6 We told them Sifuna is bigger than o anyway the fear they have is ..Raila gave Sifuna the certificate and Ida was informed..then he asked for only one favour please Remember Winnie my daughter.. that's all
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@georgediano Is it just me ama hio kuchwa inakaa rectangle, like a block, I cant unsee it
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The strength of our economy lies in the hands of small traders; when they thrive, the nation prospers.
It is this vision that anchors the Kiirua ESP Market in Buuri East, Meru County, a flagship project under the national government’s Economic Stimulus Programme (ESP), designed to modernize trade while unlocking digital opportunities for the youth.
Now at 98% completion, the project is in its final finishing stages.
Conceived as a multi-functional hub, the market will host hundreds of vendors in organized trading spaces, complemented by an integrated ICT hub under the Jitume programme to equip young people with digital skills and access to online work.
It also features cold and dry storage facilities to support agricultural value addition, alongside essential social amenities including a food court, social hall, and a mother's room. Robust sanitation infrastructure, including a detached ablution block and a 96,000-litre elevated water tank, ensures a clean and dignified trading environment.
The State Department for Internal Security and National Administration continues to coordinate an inter-agency approach on the ground, ensuring smooth implementation, security and alignment of services to maximize the project's impact on the local economy.




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#WCW
Meet Sicily M Gatiti a Commissioner of Police and the immediate former Dean of studies at the National Police Leadership Academy in Ngong.
She holds two master's degrees, one in Leadership and Security Management from Kenyatta University and another in Project Planning and Management from the University of Nairobi.
In March,2026 she was recognized by the Security Industry Association (SIA) women in Security power forum for her outstanding contribution in the security industry.
#Kenyapolice
#Utumishikwawote


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@AlinurMohamed_ No, we are focused, and our objective is very clear, to make Konde boy a wantam and eventually a Kamiti guest for what he did to our comrades during reject finance bill, and don't talk bullshit by the way
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@C_NyaKundiH I don't know what this is meant to do but it makes me more angry looking at such a monster image, should be the image of a horror movie
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We are going for the Presidency. Anyone else BUT Ruto and @edwinsifuna is the perfect alternative we have been asking for a very long time. Sisi Ndo Situna & Sifuna ndo Sisi.
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@IEBCKenya @IAMRAPCHA @IEBCKenya will you guys publish a list of all polling stations in Kenya before the election? We want to verify they exist and that there are no ghost polling stations
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Please note that your registration details currently show the polling centre, but not the stream number, because voter registration is still ongoing.
The Commission, by law, splits registration/polling centres into polling stations (streams) of up to 700 voters only after the register is closed.
This “streaming” is done alphabetically by first name to ensure a balanced distribution. Once voter registration concludes, the final register will be published with your specific polling station and stream number.
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@ali_naka We supported him not because he makes sense, but because of this exact behaviour, first win is deportation of MikWhiteman, that woman who helped manupulate elections in Kenya 2022, second win is because Trump has no time for Africans, he wont support Konde Boy, hence 2027 fair
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@Wanjiru2027 This was discpline, it could have been worse, people have been burnt for much less, as long as these guys handed them over to authorities
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@Broadbasedgal @themayor_ke Even @AtwoliDza who was born before second world war, 130 years ago we call him out, who are these guys ety wazees, bullshit
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@themayor_ke Sifuna messed with the wrong man. Atajua hajui
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@Broadbasedgal @themayor_ke You are so clueless if you support theft, I wont lose any sleep even if those mzees are 105 years old
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@sholard_mancity What if the current providers are overcharging customers and these guys just want a good enough profit? Your calculations are assuming that the current providers are the baseline,, not the unit economics of what happens from the moment those cables land at the port
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Kenyans are about to learn a VERY expensive lesson about “cheap internet.”
Savanna ISP is offering:
100 Mbps - KSh 2,000
1 Gbps - KSh 10,000
And everyone is excited.
But let’s slow down and think.
Right now in Kenya, 100 Mbps of stable fibre is around KSh 4,500 - 10,000.
So when someone comes at 2,000, you shouldn’t celebrate first...
You should ask questions.
Because the internet is not printed out of thin air . Also, the internet business is math.
They don’t own submarine cables or most of the backbone.
So they’re buying bandwidth.
Wholesale bandwidth is roughly $1-$5 per Mbps.
Do the math:
1 Gbps = 1000 Mbps
Even at $1, that's ~$1000 (~KSh 130,000)
Now explain how that becomes KSh 10,000 to you.
Exactly.
So what’s really being sold here?
Oversubscription.
You’re being sold “speed” that assumes you won’t actually use it when others are. And they know it.
And this is how it usually plays out:
Months 1 and 2:
Everything is likely to be fast.
People will be tweeting “game changer 🔥”. You will see hashtags here to get more people to join
Month 2 going forward:
More users join.
Evenings will start dragging. Your YouTube will start buffering a lot.
Month 3 going forward:
Now the reality hits:
- Peak hours, e.g., in the evening, feel slow
- Speeds jump up and down
- Some sites are fast, others struggle
- Random downtimes start appearing
Not because they’re evil.
Because math always wins.
This model works beautifully… until too many people sign up. The model is advertised as a success, nice, etc., to bring in more people to join, and eventually, everything hits the end.
Then performance becomes the hidden cost.
And suddenly that “cheap internet” doesn’t feel cheap anymore. Suddenly, you are stressed, you have to buy more data, and spend even more.
If they pull it off, I’ll admit I was wrong.
But if you’ve seen this industry before, you already know where this is heading.
Go ahead and subscribe, but also retain a backup.
Just don’t act surprised later.
Bookmark this.

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