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@ClownWorld he's protecting his car, notice how its just 1 sticker

Elon already got your money The sticker is just coping 😆

@DavidMoss Black mirror episode dropping soon where a serial killer keeps murdering his girlfriends for Ruining his FSD streak

My car just did this same thing! It said 250 miles then 500 then 1,000 then 5,000 My streak is currently at 8,770 miles so I imagine the next milestone is at 10,000

@AIDRIVR Technically by holding down the button you are operating a motor vehicle 😂

serious question: can you legally get hammered in a parking lot / private property and just summon yourself around? asking for a friend

@ChuckCook @Tesla_AI Disappointing:( one of their last hurdles

Here is highlight clip 4 from my FSD v14.3.4 First Impressions drive. This is my thin chain parking test discussion. @Tesla_AI

@obelisktoucher1 @NickGibbsIAG @elonmusk @aelluswamy @Tesla_AI Not possible unfortunately lol.

@NickGibbsIAG @elonmusk @aelluswamy @Tesla_AI 14.3.4 available for HW3 would be a splendid surprise…

Something smells fishy 😏 @elonmusk never reposts a FSD point release. @aelluswamy never asks “when 14.3.4 cross country” type questions. Something tells me the @Tesla_AI feels confident.

@SawyerMerritt Wait this isn't engagement bait this time?

New like animation on 𝕏 to celebrate the SpaceX IPO

Hard to understand Anthropic's thinking here

@DavidMoss @aelluswamy BORDER TO BORDER?👀👀👀👀👀

@aelluswamy I have a more exciting idea coming soon I’m sure you’re like much more, stay tuned…

FSD v14.3.4 is awesome‼️

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. Markets:

@BLKMDL3 @Tesla_Optimus hey can we get a longer than 30 second video of optimus from aynone for once lol

Optimus is back at Tesla Diner today. @Tesla_Optimus

@DirtyTesLa I think its cool, there tends to be quite a few times where I'd forget to select what type of parking I want, and it ends up doing curbside. I agree though, it should NOT pop up if you already selected something manually.

Latest FSD drama just dropped. Every time you approach your destination you get this pop-up 👍 or 👎

@Osint613 Never let em know your next move type shi😭

Israeli political and security officials were caught completely off guard by President Trump’s announcement of a deal. - JP

@cybrtrkguy And dumb summon? 👀

Cybertruck Summon rolling out now!

@deleet0 They die so I can have fun actually, I just want to retrieve a thing with skills I learned and that's rewarded

@InformativeSirk The difference is them dying for a picture and them dying because they’re about to be food

No, but eat what you catch. Something like 85% of catch and release fish die within 48 hours, so eat what you catch or stop catching. Sport fishing isn't badass. It fucks up a bunch of fishes lives who could enjoy a totally normal life naturally. If you want to fish, have an apetite for fish. Eat what you catch. Don't be an asshole. Would you like it if we had weird overlord who maimed you regularly for sport?

@bradmsanders @Tesla Literally yes lmfao

@Tesla is this why my FSD stabs my breaks every time a squirrel crosses the road?

FSD Supervised has superhuman reaction time

@wholemars How the markets be moving when trump tweets something about Iran

what just happened

@AIDRIVR @wholemars @DavidMoss Literally inhuman reaction time

FSD reaction time testing @ ~45 mph @DavidMoss and I were determined to kill this dummy

@sentdefender Me and 90% of the Internet couldn't have predicted this

After stating earlier today in post on TruthSocial that the United States would be hitting Iran “VERY HARD TONIGHT” and taking Kharg Island soon, President Donald J. Trump has now announced that strikes will no longer take place, stating: “Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening.” President Trump adds that, “Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others.” Though he states that the current naval blockade against Iran, “will remain in full force and effect until this Transaction is finalized,” with a time and place of the signing to be announced shortly by the United States.

@wishbone6666 @surfranchvibes You're spending MORE than $99 to go out to dinner? Im not rich lol

@InformativeSirk @surfranchvibes It costs less than going out to dinner once a month.

My mind can’t comprehend why anyone would buy a brand new vehicle without full self driving