Ruben on Wry
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Ruben on Wry
@ItsHowEyeRoll5
opinionated takes on sports, politics, media, and life #TeamSanity
Beigetreten Haziran 2012
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Americans are reporting Hershey’s Chocolate Bars now bend like rubber and no longer taste like chocolate
“It’s like rubber and it tastes chewy too. It doesn't melt in your mouth like chocolate melts in your mouth — This is ridiculous”
Hershey’s chocolate wasn’t like this before
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@OliLondonTV @SP17761 Oh please, let’s hear more deep thots from the pretty girl
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Padma Lakshmi hits out at Trump during ‘No Kings’ rally.
“We are not a kingdom but a land where consensus or majority rules.”
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@greggnunziata @SykesCharlie Truth is now deplorable? Good to know.
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I have to say, at the start of the Administration I didn't have Carr on my list of appointees most likely to emerge as most deplorable, but he's putting in a strong performance.
Acyn@Acyn
FCC Chair: Trump is winning. Look at the results—PBS and NPR defunded. Joy Reid, Sleepy-Eyed Chuck Todd, Jim Acosta, John Dickerson are gone. Colbert is leaving. CBS is under new ownership, and soon enough CNN will have new ownership as well.
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@DefiantLs @squeakette3 It’s been a while since I’ve listened to old Megyn, and it’s looking like it will be another long while yet
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Megyn Kelly: As this thing goes south, we need to know exactly who talked [Trump] into it and.. convinced the president that this was a good idea.
"The names we know are Bibi Netanyahu first and foremost. Lindsey Graham, equally to blame."
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Ron DeSantis being the best Governor in America and still only getting 2% in CPAC straw poll, shows just how retarded the MAGA base really is.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
CPAC straw poll | 3/28 2028 US Republican presidential primary 🟥JD Vance 53% 🟥Marco Rubio 35% 🟥Ron DeSantis 2% 🟥Donald Trump Jr 2% 🟥Ted Cruz 1% 🟥Pete Hegseth 1% 🟥Rand Paul 1% 🟥Tulsi Gabbard 1% 🟥Greg Abbott 1% 🟥RFK Jr 0% 🟥Lindsey Graham 0% 🟥Glenn Youngkin 0% 🟥Rick Scott 0% Undceided 3%
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Final Jeopardy time. No Googling… just instincts. What’s your answer?
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@neeratanden @cmarinucci Yeah, our governance straight up sucks. Just admit it, everyone knows it.
They ruined paradise! 😭
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This is a gorgeous state. No place like it on earth. Never understood the hate towards the state, except envy from the right wingers.
Mitt@MittCPA
the california propaganda will continue
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@JonahDispatch You believe that? I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
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@MarcoFoster_ @cmarinucci @bradleywhitford I mean, you guys are undefeated so far. Still no Kings!
Better safe than sorry I guess
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Bradley Whitford: “I want to encourage everyone to take advantage of their 1st Amendment rights this weekend and show up at your local No Kings rally. Our democracy is on the line and we need everyone’s voice in this fight. In the meantime, I just want to point out that Stephen Miller is a hateful fascist little piece of shit”
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@TemooTitan Insanity. Who signs up for this ridiculousness?
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Woman confronted after being caught doing drugs in McDonalds.
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🚨 Ask yourself this question:
If you had to be governed by 100 working-class plumbers or 100 sneering, elitist, know-nothing, hack liberal comedians like @jimmykimmel - which would you choose?
I know what I'd choose.
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@ThomasSowell Imagine the kind of self-hate a woman would have to have to nod their head along with this madness
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Transgender in New Hampshire: “If you are a woman with a vulva and you are uncomfortable seeing a woman with a penis- too bad! You have to get over it.”
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@DanielGilr44222 @dun37170363 Good luck boycotting Led Zeppelin, weirdos.
They are an institution.
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@KellyMorrisonMN @KemberleeKaye Oh, is that right? Doctors and county officials don’t record each and every birth with documentation?
I highly doubt that.
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OBGYN here 👋
You don't need an ID to give birth.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Sen. Dave McCormick: "You have to have ID to have a child"
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.@joekent16jan19 says that America's 18 intelligence agencies all agreed that Iran had no capacity to develop a nuclear bomb.
But that Israel was telling us that they'd be able to assemble ten bombs in two weeks.
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@farhip @cmarinucci They all knew about this for years. Why now?
The hypocrisy of the left knows no bounds.
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Beginning of the beginning of the end for Chavez’s veneration in California. Hundreds of schools, boulevards, parks, etc. named for him.
Senator Suzette Valladares@SenValladares
I am introducing legislation to change Caesar Chavez Day to Farmworkers Day in CA. As the daughter and granddaughter of farmworkers, this is deeply personal. The legacy of farmworkers belongs to families like mine across California—not to any one individual. Renaming this day is about honoring the people who do the work, while being honest about our history. Senator Valladares, fellow Republican lawmakers introduce legislation to recognize California’s farmworkers as the unsung heroes of agriculture sr23.senate.ca.gov/content/senato…
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@Viralvid_89 She can not record inside a business if they ask her not to.
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