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@muhammadbutt @kevvwill Potential? He’s 28…

@kevvwill who wouldn’t want to keep Rashford? the potential and goal-getting is undeniable. and he’s such a great lad. however the money needed (fee, wages) are probably going to end up being too big of an ask for the quality he’s producing…

I don't understand any of this. And this is Rashford playing for a job. Imagine how disinterested he will be with a contract.

@arnel24 @kevvwill wouldn’t have been a red

@kevvwill I can’t disagree with you there, the pubill handball not being called a pen is the one for me bc it changes the game from min 54 on as it’s 10v10. It just feels like in Europe Barca has to be perfect to win the ties and advance just almost seems impossible

Even with that, Musso was their key player over the two legs. Hell of a performance (damn him).

@scaling_shields You’ve made another one up haven’t you

i found a "failing" cafe in marbella last week making €400,000 a year the owner laughed when i asked how she stays open "the coffee is just a legal loophole" 4 tables. 3 customers in an hour. i assumed they were closing down. went back a week later. same scene. i told her i was surprised the place was still open "the coffee isnt the business" i asked what she meant "200 remote founders pay me €60 a month to use this cafe as their registered business address. companies house. tax filings. business bank accounts. mail." "since when is a cafe a registered address?" "since it legally needs to be a real physical premises with someone here during business hours. the cafe is the premises. the service is the business. the coffee is just the reason im legally allowed to run the service." i asked how she got the idea "needed a registered address myself when i started the cafe. realised nobody else had figured it out. put one line on my website. 200 clients later im still here pouring coffee nobody drinks" heres the math: - 200 companies - €60 per month - €144,000 in address fees - additional €256,000 in mail handling, virtual office, scanning, forwarding - 2 hours of admin a day - zero employees - €400,000 a year the cafe loses money every month she doesnt care "the coffee is rent for the business that lives upstairs in my laptop" the storefront isnt the business its the permission slip dead cafe alive business

@RuriBarlow They had a decent rest during the international break, but was still a surprise. He’s too cautious with rotations

Lamine Yamal needed a goal after two frustrating games with minimum reward for good play, Ferran the most obvious, but Pedri looked bland in both Atleti games too. Eric García, Gerard Martín both starting is less easy to explain.

Flick caught some criticism for not rotating enough last season. If Barcelona struggle physically on Tuesday, I think it's fair to say the gamble didn't pay off. Most logical explanation is the good sensations though - a lot of players needing rhythm and confidence.

@excellente_6 @itsworldclass no

@itsworldclass Have a hunch he was looking for Rashford

Good vision. Dreadful pass.

@ReshadFCB @samuelmarsden what sort of market is there for Ferran though? Also on big wages

✅ CONFIRMED: This is indeed Barcelona’s ideal scenario for next year: • Julian Alvarez as their starting forward • Lewandowski as the backup • Sell Ferran Torres to fund further deals @samuelmarsden #Transfers ☎️🔵🔴

@theiaincameron Barcelona probably has many fewer rainy days though , and about double the annual hours of sun

There is an impression that it rains a lot in the UK. But parts of Spain, often thought of as a very dry country, have far more rain than much of Scotland does. Barcelona (red arrow) is wetter than Elgin on the Moray coast. East Lothian is comfortably drier than Bilbao.

@NejcN @HarryStebbings nespresso is dog shit

@HarryStebbings just stick to nespresso. alternatives that deliver substantially better coffee require your time and commitment. alternatives that deliver slightly better coffee are not worth it.

I LOVE coffee and espresso and need an upgrade on the at home nespresso. I don’t want faff and all the cleaning. Buttons only please. What is the best? Help me X.

@_Dissentient_ Top two in the world? Wow

The damage Deco and Laporta are possible of, in the next term is enough to send chills down the spine. Instead of working with Balde who btw is already top 2 LBs itw and improving we might make this disastrous blunder.

@LordMoloch Barca almost never sell players at the right time though…

Araujo barely worth of his dream move to Maccabi Tel Aviv as it stands. We absolutely should have taken the Juventus offer last winter.

@FootballCliches The player is moving like Stephen Carr…

Can't solve it, am definitely capable of solving it, utterly sick of looking at it (match is c.1994-96)

@PremSportsTV Where is the barca game ?

Coppa Italia Semi-Final action from an incredibly scenic lakeside setting! 🏆🇮🇹 ⚪🔵 Como v Inter 🔵⚫ Watch it LIVE now on Premier Sports 2 📺

@paullewismoney no it doesn’t mean this, you’re off the mark. Accounting is not the problem, it’s the fact that your services become 20% more expensive. For sole traders and many services their customers cant reclaim VAT. Crazy that a financial journalist can’t grasp this

If you ever wondered what cutting your nose off to spite your face means, it is this bit.ly/4rFjPxa cutting the turnover of your small business to avoid registering for VAT, which anyone with a spreadsheet can sort out in half a day every three months

@richardajkeys Simply the best

Running players daft won’t change a thing Igor. richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog…

@kevvwill Pedri signed a few years after that

Rosell and Bartomeu marked a dark, singularly shitty time in the club's history, but the scouting department was on point. Players such as Pedri, Fermin Lopez, Bernal, Gavi came into the club in that 2014-16 period. Props to whoever was working that area back then, because damn.

Wispr Flow

@KhuTs00 @NealGardner_ Apart from Cesc ~ 15 years ago, who are you talking about here ?

@NealGardner_ Guess what will happen? After 10 years we will buy him for 60m from RB Leipzig… Thats what we do with our graduates, we send them away then buy them with exorbitant amounts

What I don’t understand is this: didn’t he recently renew? Why would we only include a €6m release clause? Seems absurd.

@kevvwill Really hope they don’t sign him, we’ve seen the best of him already and it’s not been great bar Newcastle and a few decent assists

I know Barcelona is convinced that Rashford is worth a punt at 30m. I just don't see it. There are lot of other ways to spend 30m. He's on loan, playing for a contract and can't be arsed 80 percent of the time.

@nonewthing Darwin is absolute dog shit

Barca should be buying either a proper targetman that can use the ball (Havertz, Woltemade, Kader Meite) or a box-dominant runner (Darwin Nunez, Erling Haaland, Samu) Anything else that is not these two profiles is wrong.

@ThomasJamesGray Iconic stuff

STAG DO (my as well have it on my own page for once)