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If you think your life sucks just remember there’s niggas working 8 hours a day just to come home to a fat bitch

When fine shyt starts giving Late replies and being less talkative so you know your free trial is over💔

@MullalyTho38762 @mistressdivy Hahaha what did they do bro?

@mistressdivy I just think about my last two wives and I don't get lonely.

Single men who live alone, with no wife or girlfriend… what do you guys do on the nights you feel really lonely?

Anything promising you things in the afterlife is a scam. How do you prove it’s legit?

@wicknellchivayo In this time of grieving any normal person would not want any gift like this.

RUFU NDI MADZONGONYEDZE.😭💔💔🕊🕊🕊 At a time when the CHRISTIAN community in Zimbabwe and across the world was celebrating the EASTER HOLIDAYS, I learnt with DEEP SHOCK the HEARTBREAKING news of a road traffic accident in which SIX LIVES were lost in the most painful and UNIMAGINABLE way. Those precious and YOUNG lives lost were all from the MUJURU FAMILY. I was out of the Country when this TRAGEDY happened, and I am even more SADDENED that our dear brother RONALD MUJURU, lost his beloved WIFE and all FIVE of his CHILDREN in this gruesome accident. May their dear souls rest in ETERNAL PEACE. 🕊️ It is the most difficult and UNIMAGINABLE thing for any parent to bury a CHILD, but to bury FIVE CHILDREN and at the same time, bury your WIFE is the MOST HORRENDOUS thing that no human heart should ever be asked to endure. My brother Ronald, NO WORDS can ever console you, nor can they restore what has been taken, and no one can imagine waking up to such a CRUEL REALITY. The loss of an entire family dims the very PURPOSE of waking up each day and WORKING HARD for those we LOVE the most. I share this grief as a Zimbabwean and as your own HOMEBOY from Zabe in Chivhu, which is so close to our Wiltshire Commercial Farms in Gandami where I was born and raised. I wish to extend my deepest appreciation to our amazing FIRST LADY, Amai Auxillia Mnangagwa, who demonstrated that she is indeed the MOTHER OF THE NATION by personally coming to console you and your family in your DARKEST HOUR. Such a gesture demonstrated the true spirit of UBUNTU that binds us together as Zimbabweans. I also acknowledge with respect our Homeboy and MP the Hon. Minister of Transport Felix Mhona , who also personally paid his CONDOLENCES and attended the funeral. In moments such as these, we are reminded that beyond any DIFFERENCES of opinion or persuasion, we are ONE PEOPLE. We mourn together, we COMFORT each other and we carry one another through SORROW as the Holy Bible commands us in Romans 12:15 and 2 Corinthians 1 3-4. While I fully respect the PRIVACY and DIGNITY that this deeply painful moment demands, I feel DUTY-BOUND, as your brother and as a patriotic Zimbabwean who understands LOSS, to extend my condolences. In that spirit, and WITHOUT any desire for RECOGNITION or attention, but purely as a TOKEN of LOVE in our African tradition yekupa CHEMA, I say to my dear brother Ronald, please GO AND SEE VICTOR at Exquisite Car Dealership and collect a brand spanking new 2026 Toyota Fortuner 2,8 GD6 valued at USD 80 000. You will also receive CHEMA of US$50,000 in cash as a humble gesture to support you as you PICK UP yourself from this DEVASTATING and PAINFULL loss. This is all from the bottom of my heart and by no means intended to gain any mileage at the expense of your GRIEF, but a small token to lessen the EMOTIONAL PAIN and unimaginable AGONY you are carrying. My brother RONALD, I am DEEPLY SORRY for your loss, and though nothing can ever heal this wound, I pray that the HOLY SPIRIT becomes your COMFORTER during this difficult time. May the souls of your beloved wife and children rest in ETERNAL PEACE until we are reunited again in the land of EVERLASTING LIFE… 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🕊️🕊🕊

@OudouchYassine @LFC You just want engagement.

@LFC A frustrating night in Paris, but we’ve been here before. 2-0 down heading back to Anfield? We know exactly what needs to be done. The European nights under the lights in Liverpool are built for moments like this. 🏟️🔥 Do you still believe in the comeback? Let’s hear you. 👇

Defeat in the first leg. #UCL

@LFC No Salah. No party. You say Salah does not defend but he is not a defender.

65' - Goal. Kvaratskhelia scores PSG's second. [2-0] #UCL

@hydrova92665 @Crdemwire @ZimFirstLady 🤣

@Crdemwire @ZimFirstLady Kumhata kwako namai vako mbavha

Today I managed to visit the Mujuru family at their home in Harare to personally convey my heartfelt condolences following the tragic passing of Ronald Mujuru's wife and five children, in a fatal road accident along Harare-Masvingo Highway. As a mother and grandmother, I am still deeply pained by this unimaginable loss and I continue to stand with Mr Mujuru and the entire family, relatives and friends in this moment of profound grief. May the Almighty God continue to grant them strength, comfort and peace, and may our nation unite in prayer and compassion. May the departed dear souls rest in eternal peace.

You can’t silence YE.

I was hoping to see Kanye West.

Ms Lauryn Hill said “is it ok if I do a lil sum?” AND WENT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY 😭🔥🐐 I still haven’t recovered from this

@nelsonchamisa Dumbu kuita saChivhayo muri kudya hanti

Good night!

@nelsonchamisa Faka pressure. Faka prayer.

@maneeshsaxena Any chance the match continues?

KKR win the toss & elect to bat first... but it's gone pear-shaped early! 25/2 in just 3.4 overs And now rain has brought the match to a halt... Waiting for the covers to come off ☔ #KKR #IPL #RainDelay #T20Cricket #KKRvsPBKS #ipllive #Tataipl #PBKS

@TrollingNWO @Nenye11111 Gay?

@Nenye11111 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 so disgusting lol. Unless she had a low bodycount and has never had unprotected sex. If she was I Virgin I would do it all day. But with modern women, fuck no. I don't even kiss anymore. I'm too grossed out by women

Men, do you really enjoy this….?

The story of Jesus is touching but might as well have been made up. The gospels are always contradicting which makes it impossible to tell what exactly happened.

@Ting05637391 @nelsonchamisa Kkk strategic ambiguity

@nelsonchamisa Chimbo mira kutaura madimikira mhani Nero..Pinda paChigaro tigarike

A DONE DEAL. The stone rolled away. The grave defeated. The promise kept. He is risen! Resurrection is not just theory or history, it is our victory story!! #Godisinit #VictoryInChrist

Five minutes after you’re born, they decide your name, religion, tribe, nationality, and sect. Then you spend the rest of your life defending what you did not choose.

Just imagine someone is in jail because of a woman who is over 30 years old.

Gunna - Argentina