Lane Denson

Dancing on the grave of your opposition says far more about you than them.

I never saw a kick like this, and seems like her opponent didn’t ether.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TylerLocoLobo @gatorgar @comp_napper Chad Smith is an incredible drummer as well

@gatorgar @comp_napper Flea carries the band

There isn’t a band simultaneously as good and bad as Red Hot Chili Peppers. The balance between perfection and total garbage they’ve accomplished is surreal.

@StarWarsDaily_ 6. The best Disney SW movie, but thats a low bar to clear. Cool third act, the rst of the movie was thoroughly average

On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate Rogue One?

@CanItduh @BuffaloCompact @shadowbanevader @KristanHawkins Legal definition is a red herring. Just because it’s legal does not make it moral.

@BuffaloCompact @shadowbanevader @LaneDenson @KristanHawkins Not these three. Can you name ANY that do? Like even just one or two? Still waiting

Defund and debar Planned Parenthood, now!

@landofthe80s Thunderlips, in the flesh, baybah…

Who is Rocky fighting here???

@bill_in_the_704 @BLABBERMOUTHNET I think both sides are probably pretty insufferable

@BLABBERMOUTHNET It’s ironic these guys piss and moan about Baz and how they can’t get along with him and how he’s the problem. Meanwhile, they’ve gone through about 5 singers since they kicked Baz out. Maybe Baz isn’t the problem.

SKID ROW Is 'Pretty Focused In On A Couple Of Guys' In Ongoing Singer Search: 'We're Taking Our Time' blabbermouth.net/news/skid-row-…

@landofthe80s Watched it with my kid a few months ago. Still a fun flick, but the CGI really dates it.

The Last Starfighter. Worth another watch or leave it in the past? 🪐🚀

@purebloodrebell @Jeremybtc It was an HBO documentary

@Jeremybtc Why hasn't this been made into a feature film? I bet it would be a hit.

For 12 years, every major winner of McDonald's Monopoly was a fraud. The game was rigged by the one man hired to prevent rigging. > McDonald's Monopoly launched in 1987. > Peel a game piece off your fries or drink. Match the right properties. Win up to $1 million. > The promotion was massive. Tens of MILLIONS of game boards distributed in magazines alone. > McDonald's poured massive marketing behind it. > By law, McDonald's couldn't run its own contest. > A third party company called Simon Marketing handled the game pieces. > The man in charge of security at Simon Marketing was Jerome P. Jacobson. > Former cop. Everyone called him Uncle Jerry. > His job was to make sure nobody stole the winning pieces. > He stole the winning pieces. > Starting in 1989, Jacobson figured out how to swap the high value game pieces during transit. > He would duck into an airport bathroom stall, break the tamper proof seal on the case, pocket the winners, and reseal it. > He got away with it because a supplier accidentally sent him a sheet of the tamper proof seals directly. > That mistake gave him 12 years. > At first he gave the pieces to friends and family. His step brother. His nephew. People he trusted. > Then it grew. > Jacobson started selling winning pieces to strangers for a cut of the prize. > His network eventually included mobsters, strip club owners and a members of the Colombo crime family. > One family connected to Jacobson's network claimed three separate $1 million prizes plus a Dodge Viper. > Jacobson apparently even anonymously mailed a $1 million winning piece to St. Jude Children's Hospital. > McDonald's honoured it and paid out the full amount over 20 years. > The total stolen was over $24 MILLION in cash and prizes across 12 years. > In 2000, the FBI got an anonymous tip about a man called "Uncle Jerry" rigging the contest. > They looked at the winner list. Almost every major winner lived within 25 miles of Jacobson's house. > The FBI convinced McDonald's to run the contest one more time. Wiretapped Jacobson's phone. > Intercepted the name of the next $1 million winner before he even claimed it. > Then they posed as a McDonald's film crew and interviewed the fake winner on camera. Let him tell his entire made up story about how he found the piece. > Three weeks later, Jacobson was arrested in an early morning raid. > The trial began September 10, 2001. The next day was 9/11. > One of the biggest corporate fraud cases in fast food history got buried under the biggest news story of the century. > Over 50 people convicted. Jacobson got 37 months. He was the only one who served more than a year. > Every time you peeled a game piece off your fries and lost, the fix was already in. The winning pieces were in Uncle Jerry's pocket before the food hit the tray.

@pj_chesterfield @Jeremybtc @cfishman Because theft, conspiracy and fraud can never happen under other financial systems?

@Jeremybtc @cfishman And it’s all about greed. Had he stopped after ‘friends and family’, and been happy with making their lives better, absolutely *no one* ever would have been any the wiser. He’d have completely skated. A vivid (covert) example of capitalism at its purest.

@Nicks2Cents @Jeremybtc @PeteTredwell That’s just TV in general these days. Most series take a two hour movie plot and try to stretch it over 10 episodes.

@Jeremybtc @PeteTredwell One of the more compelling docs I’ve seen was about this. Done really well. Except they dragged it out into like six parts and it lost steam and I never finished. Anyone else have this problem with many of the best docs in the last decade?

@ItsGoneAwry Mmm. Now I’m craving a BBQ bacon burger

Bacon doesn’t belong on hamburgers. Neither does lettuce.

@Dad_2_The_Bone REM

What band will always make you change the station. For me - Aerosmith

@KeenanPeachy Temu Leia: “I love you!” Han: “K”

POV the last thing you see before you volunteer to be frozen in carbonite

@RedRebeccax We were gifted a bunch of DoorDash gift cards when a family member was sick. It’s nice to have a pinch, but way too expensive otherwise. Even if I go to pick up the food myself, I still have to pay a DoorDash surcharge

Am I the only one that never does Doordash or Ubereats? Yeah, lemme get some lukewarm fast food for twice the price. How do people have that much money to waste?

@shadowbanevader @KristanHawkins Because one of the choices being murder is never OK.

@KristanHawkins What’s wrong with standing for women’s right to choose?

@th1nkp0l @spumdonor @aronfromm I think Sam would have appreciated the gallows humor

@spumdonor @aronfromm Animating the moment of the crash with his iconic shriek made me feel so wrong for thinking it was hysterical

A little short I made about Norm.

@nealvanhalen @ThatEricAlper By the mid to late 90s, you have to admit he was pretty over-exposed

@ThatEricAlper Phil Collins gets a lot of shit? What?

@Jase147819796 @ThatEricAlper In the public school systems? I bet dollars to donuts that there are VHS players in use today.

@ThatEricAlper 2010 and VHS doesn't sound right....we were all dvd by then. VHS was long gone, right?

@RetroMoviesDB It’s not greater, but it’s in the top 10

Show me a greater opening scene than this one....