Kyle Lipinski

Americans: “Canada doesn’t have goaltending”

@JustinTrudeau It’s great to buy Canadian Oil and Gas but instead you import it from your buddies in Saudi Arabia

It’s always a good time to buy Canadian — especially with our GST tax break, in effect until February 15th.

@GinoHard_ @wammer2121 @tylerknobs would say this is not suspension worthy

Connor McDavid snaps with a BRUTAL cross-check on Conor Garland at the end of the game 😳 McDavid received a match penalty and was ejected.

@H_Kurtz29 @DGFantasy Dude.. your so good at gambling 🎰

Shout out to @DGFantasy for the early Christmas present Monday! Every play straight from the optimizer!

Yeah someone with a degree in Russian history and literature probably shouldn’t be a finance minister of a country anyway..

@GamblersLounge0 Oil puckine -1.5

@GamblersLounge0 ❌ 4-4

🚨🚨POD 🚨🚨 #NHL Flames vs Predators Pick: Predators -120

@GamblersLounge0 ❌ 4-3

🚨🚨POD🚨🚨 #NHL Devils vs Panthers Pick: Panthers in Reg +100

@WestJet is a scam of an airline. $158 to for checking a bag at the terminal because it’s 1inch too tall..

@JustinTrudeau Simp

I think this guy needs to touch grass.

@wammer2121 @yegwave @tylerknobs This is @tylerknobs

A man was seen standing naked and pleasuring himself in the middle of the street on 107th ave and 108th st recently

@Nickelback Game 7 Performance? #oilin7

@ShaniaTwain you must play at Game 6 in Edmonton! #oilin7

This was one of the best intros ever 🔥 twitter.com/Sportsnet/stat…

@EdmontonOilers why are you the only team that hands out Pom poms instead of towels? Asking for a friend.. @tylerknobs

Wish there was an option to opt out of CPP and just invest the money yourself. #cppscam

#MakeCanadaGreatAgain @PierrePoilievre

@craigfournier10 Okay. Good. I was worried!

Imagine Boxing Day sales where you could fill a cart of groceries for 50% off. That’d be dope

@TheGeorgeForman @Canes @bet365 @NHL

Hey ⁦@Canes⁩ … I know you’re a bunch of jerks but like, aren’t you ever in the Christmas spirit?! I could’ve used a little help! @bet365 @nhl #bet365 #CarolinaHurricanes