@MichaelFKane Meatballs exist in a quantum superposition of being sausages and burgers
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Marcus Autisticus
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Marcus Autisticus
@MarcAutisticus
His Imperial Majesty Unironic absolute monarchist | "Better the will of one lion than the whims of a million rats" Girls with swords hmu
Beigetreten Kasım 2021
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Meatballs are a type of sausage and I don't care who thinks I'm wrong.
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@mandalorymory Don't check Gendo Ikari's early life section
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“Okay Shinji, maybe it did happen. But 6 MILLION?! Bit exaggerated don’t you think?”
“Asuka, please sit! Rei has to go over the 1st generation inbreeding statistics with Shinji.”
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“Run with me in your mouth, Miss Ayanami.”
“… okay.”
neonism@neongenesisms
“I wish you could chew on me Miss Misato.” “…”
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@mandalorymory Why do I tolerate such heresy on a daily basis?
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@forescythia @Sleepy_40400 She turns the entire population of earth into Fanta
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All 3 were specifically bred in a lab to cater to my tastes. Can you tell what they all have in common?
Marini@GyaruGlow
Who’s your waifu? I’m curious to see who you like the most
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@mandalorymory If I had your opinions, I'd be ashamed to share them
(You dislike tea)
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Life’s too short to be worried about what friends and strangers think of me for what I post and write
If I’m gonna get stabbed by a Muslim someday and all my money given to Isreal, I should just be myself without shame in the meantime
(A goonette fictosexual)
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@mandalorymory You were searching for a common interest
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When I was about 10, I spoke to a German person for the first time
I asked them if they liked Hitler
Now every single time I think of Germans, I remember that interaction
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@mandalorymory @CorbynRed A lot of retarded stuff there but Dragon Age fan is the most egregious. Series hasn't been worth a damn since Origins.
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Oh wow, Christina is a porn addiction denialist.
Christina Tasty@ChristinaTasty
If you change what the definition of porn is, then... yeah? I've had to deal with some absolutely braindead takes over the mildest things because people interpreted something as pornographic for clout reasons or a warped sense of justice when no one else sees it that way.
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I take back everything I’ve ever said about Juno being a silly idiot
Crush me between those shapely toned legs you silly idiot
LnL@LnL_spark
"I am prepared to cause trouble!" Juno's Wisdom for Monday" #Juno #overwatch
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@mandalorymory >Good job
>Friends
>Good health
>No drugs or alcohol
>Politically sane
>Racist
Don't doom, you are doing well
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Those awful days when you just suddenly feel like such a loser
Teenage me thought I’d become a hot cool edgy lesbian, instead I’m just a plain normie, pushing 30, and working long hours every day to support a dysfunctional family
Also I suck at Overwatch now (worst of all)
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@mandalorymory No matter what happens, you will always be a simp for Asian chicks with dyed hair
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My fellow anti-wokes… if I may speak… allow me one moment of weakness… to admit I’d let Fareeha destroy me
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@mandalorymory You witnessed peak, as agreed by Yoko Taro
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Catra catches you looking 💢‼️
A lot of people hate the new Catra, but surely even her biggest haters can’t resist a big fat catgirl booty?
She-Ra art by @Shad_boya
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