Maxwell Schaffer

Daily Daughter Quote Reading a book that involved ice cream. I asked her what kind of ice cream she likes. Her: “Chocolate. Pink. Bills. And ICE CREAM!!!”

Daily Daughter Quote Her: “Sissy is gonna be one.” (Holds up one finger) Me: “Yep. And you have a birthday soon too.” Her: “I’m gonna be three.” (Holds up three fingers) Me: “Yep. And daddy has a birthday soon too.” Her: “Yes and daddy is gonna be two. (Holds up two fingers)

@EricGalko @mgronowski11 @TylerBarnesIOWA @HawkeyeFootball @Jordan_Reid @nfldraftscout @dpbrugler @IC_Draft @Tanner_Castora @MCFick @ShrineBowl How far did he throw it on his long toss?

#Iowa QB Mark Gronowski put together an outstanding Pro Day workout after being a frustrating NFL Combine snub. Top-5 most athletic QBs in the draft per RAS, including and especially the jumps and 10-yard split. Gronowski’s throwing session was strong, per scouts there, and is still a favorite among more than a few teams on Day 3. Tough, experienced, athletic, smart and NFL-ready. Hard to find. #ShrineBowlWhosNext

Daily Daughter Quote When talking about swimming this summer. “Wait, me get splash pad out. And pool!”

@Tanner_Castora @mgronowski11 @TheIowaHawkeyes How far did he throw it?

Mark Gronowski’s impressive Pro Day 🔹39” vertical (Top 3 vs QBs at Combine) 🔹4.61 40-yard dash (Top 4 vs QBs at Combine) 🔹6.85 L-Cone (Best) 🔹4.03 20-yard shuttle (Best) 🔹51/53 completed passes 6’3, 226-pounds | 10.5” hand

Daily Daughter Quote After she broke her stethoscope in her kid doctor kit “Me pretend me have stephscope on.”

@TMZ @wyche89 Chuck Norris hasn’t died, death has been Chuck Norrised

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@PattonAnalytics @pfref Vikings were that good under Kwesi? Damn, I thought he was worse

Approximate Value Over Expectation for draft picks since 2022: 1. Rams (+125.2) 2. Buccaneers (+92.4) 3. Bills (+79.6) 4. Packers (+76.5) 5. Seahawks (+64.7) ... 28. Titans (-26.7) 29. Browns (-35.1) 30. Cardinals (-36.7) 31. Panthers (-39.5) 32. Vikings (-61)

@Polymarket That close huh? Looks like .07% more of their population is headed to detention facilities for “re-education training”

BREAKING: North Korean state media announces Kim Jong-un has won the parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.

@HowThingsWork_ Easy fix: manufacture all bullets out of tungsten.

This is tungsten, roughly 70% denser than lead and the highest melting point of any pure metal on the periodic table. Most people have no idea it can vaporise nearly all bullets on impact... 😳

Daily Daughter Quote While coloring a picture of a lion. “Me love monkeys. Kinda funny. Me not love lions. Kinda scary.”

@BisonReport Didn’t the Bison win in Brookings? Cope harder

"It's pretty much a home game for them" Avery Koenen "You look out there and it's full of blue but I thought our fans showed up and supported us the best they could"

Daily Daughter Quote When outside in the sunlight. Her: “The sun is talking.” Me: “what’s it saying?” Her: “Me love you!” Bonus quote from earlier at lunch. “Apple juice coming riiiiiight up!”

@phildetlefsen @Kel_Sauce @Gaardsy @MeatSauce1 @nacholeber Are those seats available to everyone?

@Gaardsy @MeatSauce1 @nacholeber

Good thing @nacholeber and @MeatSauce1 stayed out of the way.

Daily Daughter Quote While hiding from her playing his and seek I knocked. “I hear something.” I knocked again. “Whaaaaaaat? I hear something again!”

As we delve into WWIII, here is the Daily Daughter Quote “Wait, me have an idea. Me do this one. Another somersault.” As she sets up an obstacle course.

Daily Daughter Quote After playing football for a bit. “Me done playing. Game all done.”

@GnosisWolf Any map about alcohol with Wisconsin not at the top is not an accurate map.

I’m closer to this now, but my 20’s and 30’s was a $10K/year or more situation…lol. Alaska gets a bad rap, because it’s 2-3 times as expensive there outside of a couple cities.

@CoryCove I do not have problem with commercials being a different volume than the show because I skip all the ads just like @ZachHalverson

Daily Daughter Quote Mom just got back from a work training over the weekend. Me: “How excited are you that mommy is home?” Her: “Me so excited. Mommy back!” With the biggest smile on her face.