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McCoy Smith

@McCoySmith

Patent/IP/Open Source Lawyer @ Lex Pan Law. Cascadian: 🇺🇸 & semi-🇨🇦. Tweeting on (P), (R), (C), (Ɔ) & ⚽. Also at [email protected]

Oregon, USA Beigetreten Haziran 2009
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Lyndon Baines Johnson
Lyndon Baines Johnson@lyndonbajohnson·
@Y3mberW3mbers Wilson's failings are his racism (which aren't considerably more than his peers, despite the stupid discourse) and the authoritarian nature of Southern Progressivism as a whole. Wilson was a bad president. But the best and only lastingly significant Progressive POTUS. -OS
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Lyndon Baines Johnson
Lyndon Baines Johnson@lyndonbajohnson·
Wilson did suck. But banning child labor and the 14 points is more than 40 of the men who've ever held the office can boast to have accomplished. -OS
Twimbly@Y3mberW3mbers

@lyndonbajohnson Can you explain why Wilson fits here? The majority consensus today is that he sucked.

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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@marcjoffe @bryanculbertson @SFBART BTW I’m skeptical that AI is going to be able to decompile ancient source that was built using what is a defunct obsolete and non existent (and non AI trainable) tool chain.
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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@marcjoffe @bryanculbertson @SFBART Your proposal is to decompile, which is a lot more than what is in Sega v Accolade et al. And DMCA is also in play now. If they were smart they get a license from Lucents successor in interest before doing any of that.
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Marc Joffe
Marc Joffe@marcjoffe·
Now we know why BART station announcements are still made by those antiquated robot voices. The company that delivered the text to speech system went out of business 20 years ago and nobody has the source code. Maybe get an AI tool to regenerate the source from binary?
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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@CaitlinPacific Adlai Stevenson also shot and killed a friend at 12 years old while messing around with a loaded rifle.
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Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring
Harvard Law may be number 6 in the US News magazine, but I think it'll always be safely among the very few schools that people in the general public assume you must be a genius for getting admitted. And, well, it earned that.
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McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@rtbrownjr @chriswithans Pennsylvania used to not even grade your essays if you got a high enough MBE score. Lots of people specifically took PA bar as an easier way to get DC barred because DC let you waive in if you passed in any state.
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Richard T. Brown, Jr.
Richard T. Brown, Jr.@rtbrownjr·
@chriswithans I forget which state was which, but of Pennsylvania and Massachusetts in 1991, one disclosed my score, and one did not (other than saying that I passed). I remember that in 1996, New Jersey disclosed at least the MBE score, because it was identical to the 1991 MBE score.
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Chris
Chris@chriswithans·
This is basically the common response from lawyers. "It doesn't matter, you sir are a maroon for asking, but also I aced both my LSAT and bar exam [even though the latter didn't provide the score]." It's like DEI Defense by proxy. I mean I understand. Law is one of the few truly adversarial systems in America and the good lawyers want to be matched up against the bad ones. I'm sure Tom Brady would've been fine with no Wonderlic test. He scored above average. But teams wouldn't have seen Ryan Kirkpatrick on one end or Derek Carr on the other.
Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring@BarExamTutor

Bar Exam score!? Only one score that matters to bar exam takers: pass.

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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
In World War I at one point the British Air Corps bigwigs said they couldn't adopt the Fokker front-firing interruption gear because it had been patented and how could they violate a patent. This probably delayed adoption by a couple months, during which British air crew kept being shot down by Fokkers.
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Eugene Kontorovich@EVKontorovich

The notion that international law prohibits attacking bridges or power stations in war is ludicrous, and the U.S. and its allies did so extensively in WWII, Korea, Vietnam, the Gulf War and even the 1999 air campaign against Yugoslavia, which left most of Serbia without electricity.

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McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@f2aler @dilanesper Inflatable dome got replaced by retractable in 08 when snow and ice (which, totally unexpected in BC) popped the bubble.
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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@XmetapvnkX @wossa_3 And at least in Latin America they separate home and away fans with huge chain link fences topped with concertina wire.
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Metapvnk 🤡🫵🏽
Metapvnk 🤡🫵🏽@XmetapvnkX·
@wossa_3 Exactly. NFL stadiums are luxury venues for consumers. Real football is tribal, working-class passion in gritty urban grounds with history, pubs, and proper atmosphere. World Cup will expose the difference.
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Patrick Fox
Patrick Fox@RealCynicalFox·
The last time an American service member could expect anything resembling Geneva compliant treatment when captured was World War II, then only in the ETO, and even there with caveats. The Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe, generally and with noted exceptions, made an effort to treat prisoners humanely. The Waffen-SS and armed Nazi Party organizations were a toss up; chances of execution, torture, and systematic abuse were high. In cases like Malmedy where extreme violations occurred and prisoners were executed en masse, US units responded in kind on their own initiative. The Italians, as far as I am aware, were not noted for habitual maltreatment of prisoners. The Imperial Japanese military was notorious for its treatment of captured allied personnel in the Pacific Theater. Likewise during the Cold War no communist military opponent faced by US personnel ever abided by the conventions for treatment of prisoners. Post-Cold War the Iraqis in 1991 and the jihadists post-9/11 make the communists look soft by comparison. Rape, sexual assault, brutal torture and the graphic execution of Americans in captivity is not only the expected standard operating procedure for these enemies, they often broadcast the results for propaganda purposes. No sane person would voluntarily give themselves into the power of such people. At the very best, the continued health of such a captive would be used as leverage to alter US policy.
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McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@AMandoSch I like the clarification that a 99% score is in the top 1%. Dude’s a math whiz too.
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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@LawyerCat_ Same here. And I've taken 3 bar exams. I'm pretty sure all I got was a letter that I passed. [although back then certain multistate scores allowed you to waive into some jurisdictions so maybe I got that and ignored?]
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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@MagnumIP There are the rainmaking/marketing partners, and there are the actual get stuff done partners. The former often blow smoke up your, uh, you know what. The latter sort of have to give you the straight story.
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Bridget Smith 🚀
Bridget Smith 🚀@MagnumIP·
@McCoySmith That's my thought too. There was a guy at my old firm who taught me to say this when onboarding a new client + I've had 2 people say it to me. I don't recall ever saying this myself, but I wonder how it became ubiquitous and what it means. I should ask the next time it happens.
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Bridget Smith 🚀
Bridget Smith 🚀@MagnumIP·
After onboarding a new outside counsel, the relationship partner often says to the lead in-house counsel, "We are going to make you look so good." Private practitioners: Do you say this? Do you complete the sentence by providing the preposition "by" + an explanation?
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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@MagnumIP OC. You can't always make the client look good*. Sometimes the best you can get is "good enough for a successful outcome." [*Present company excepted of course 😉]
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McCoy Smith
McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@AlpacaAurelius My dad was a fighter pilot. I’m male. [do have a sister though, so 50/50]
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Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
Navy SEALs: almost all daughters. Fighter pilots: almost all daughters. Radar technicians: almost all daughters. Electricians: almost all daughters. High-voltage linemen: almost all daughters. Radiologists: almost all daughters. why??
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McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@JakeSwearingen Also the “he made comments about age, pregnancy status and gender but it’s OK he was just trying to build rapport.”
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Jake Swearingen
Jake Swearingen@JakeSwearingen·
i’d bet ackman’s legal counsel are big fans of him writing thousands words of barely anonymized invective about his family offices former general counsel who is in active litigation against him. “great job bill” they’re saying.
Bill Ackman@BillAckman

I am reaching out to the @X community for advice with the likely risk of sharing TMI. I have been sufficiently upset about the whole matter that I have lost sleep thinking about it and I am hoping that this post will enable me to get this matter off my chest. By way of background, I started a family office called TABLE about 15 years ago and hired a friend who had previously managed a family office, and years earlier, had been my personal accountant. She is someone that I trusted implicitly and consider to be a good person. The office started small, but over the last decade, the number of personnel and the cost of the office grew massively. The growth was entirely on the operational side as the investment team has remained tiny. While my investment portfolio grew substantially, the investments I had made were almost entirely passive and TABLE simply needed to account for them and meet capital calls as they came in. While TABLE purchased additional software and other systems that were supposed to improve productivity, the team kept increasing in size at a rapid rate, and the expenses continued to grow even faster. While I would periodically question the growing expenses and high staff turnover, I stayed uninvolved with the office other than a once-a-year meeting when I briefly reviewed the operations and the financials and determined bonus compensation for the President and the CFO. I spent no time with any of the other employees or the operations. The whole idea behind TABLE was that it would handle everything other than my day job so that I would have more time for my job and my family. Over the last six years, expenses ballooned even further, employee turnover accelerated, and I became concerned that all was not well at TABLE. It was time for me to take a look at what was going on. Nearly four years ago, I recruited my nephew who had recently graduated from Harvard and put him to work at Bremont, a British watchmaker, one of my only active personal investments to figure out the issues at the company and ultimately assist in executing a turnaround. He did a superb job. When he returned from the UK late last year after a few years at Bremont, I asked him to help me figure out what was going on with TABLE. When I explained to TABLE’s president what he would be doing, she became incredibly defensive, which naturally made me more concerned. My nephew went to work by first meeting with each employee to understand their roles at the company and to learn from them what ideas they had on how things could be improved. He got an earful. Our first step in helping to turn around TABLE was a reduction in force including the president and about a third of the team, retaining excellent talent that had been desperate for new leadership. Now here is where I need your advice. All but one of the employees who were terminated acted professionally and were gracious on the way out (excluding the president who had a notice period in her contract, is currently still being paid, and with whom I have not yet had a discussion). The highest compensated terminated employee other than the president, an in-house lawyer (let’s call her Ronda), told us that three months of severance was not enough and demanded two years’ severance despite having worked at the company for only two and one half years. When I learned of Ronda's request for severance, I offered to speak with her to understand what she was thinking, but she refused to do so. A few days ago, we received a threatening letter from a Silicon Valley law firm. In the letter, Ronda’s counsel suggests that her termination is part of longstanding issues of ‘harassment and gender discrimination’ – an interesting claim in light of the fact that Ronda was in charge of workplace compliance – and that her termination was due to: “unlawful, retaliatory, and harmful conduct directed towards her. Both [Ronda] and I [Ronda’s lawyer] have spoken with you about [Ronda’s] view of what a reasonable resolution would include given the circumstances. Thus far, TABLE has refused to provide any substantive response. This letter provides the last opportunity to reach a satisfactory agreement. If we cannot do so, [Ronda] will seek all appropriate relief in a court of competent jurisdiction.” The letter goes on to explain the basis for the “unsafe work environment” claim at TABLE: “In early 2026, Pershing Square’s founder Bill Ackman installed his nephew in an unidentified role at TABLE, Ackman’s family office. [His nephew]—whose only work experience had been for TABLE where he was seconded abroad for the last four years to a UK watch company held by Ackman—began appearing at TABLE’s offices and conducting interviews of employees without a clear explanation of his role or the purposes of these interviews. During this period, he made a series of inappropriate and genderbased [sic] comments to multiple employees that created an unsafe work environment. Among other things, [his nephew] made remarks about female employees’ ages (“Tell me you are nowhere near 40”), physical appearance (“Your body does not look like you have kids”), as well as intrusive questions about family planning and sexual orientation (“Who carried your son? Who will carry your next child?”). These incidents were reported to senior leadership at TABLE and Pershing Square. Rather than being addressed appropriately, the response from senior management reflected, at best, willful blindness to the inappropriateness of [his nephew]’s remarks and, at worst, tacit endorsement.” The above allegations about my nephew had previously been brought to my attention by TABLE’s president when they occurred. When I learned of them, I told the president that I would speak to him directly and encouraged her to arrange for him to get workplace sensitivity training. The president assured me that she would do so. When I spoke to my nephew, he explained what he actually had said and how his actual remarks had been received, not at all as alleged in the legal letter from Ronda’s counsel. I have also spoken to others at the lunch table who confirmed his description of the facts. In any case, he meant no harm, was simply trying to build rapport with other employees, and no one, as far as I understand, was offended. Ironically, Ronda claims in her legal letter that TABLE didn’t take HR compliance seriously, yet Ronda was in charge of HR compliance at TABLE and the person who gave my nephew his workplace sensitivity training after the alleged incidents. In any case, Ronda, as head of compliance, should have kept a record or raised an alarm if indeed there was pervasive harassment or other such problems at the company, and there is no evidence whatsoever that this is true. So why does Ronda believe she can get me to pay her nearly $2 million, i.e., two years of severance, nearly one year of severance for each of her years at the company? Well, here is where some more background would be helpful. Over the last two months, I have been consumed with a major family medical issue – one of my older daughters had a massive brain hemorrhage on February 5th and has since been making progress on her recovery – and I am in the midst of a major transaction for my company which I am executing from a hospital room office next to her . While the latter business matter is publicly known, the details of my daughter’s situation are only known to Ronda because of her role at our family office. Now, let’s get back to the subject at hand. Unfortunately, while New York and many other states have employment-at-will, there has emerged an industry of lawyers who make a living from bringing fake gender, race, LGBTQ and other discrimination employment claims in order to extract larger severance payments for terminated employees, and it needs to stop. The fake claim system succeeds because it costs little to have a lawyer send a threatening letter and nearly all of the lawyers in this field work on contingency so there is no or minimal cash cost to bring a claim. And inevitably, nearly 100% of these claims are settled because the public relations and legal costs of defending them exceed the dollar cost of the settlement. The claims are nearly always settled with a confidentiality agreement where the employee who asserts the fake claims remains anonymous and as a result, there is no reputational cost to bringing false claims. The consequences of this sleazy system (let’s call it ‘the System’) are the increased costs of doing business which is a tax on the economy and society. There are other more serious problems due to the System. Unfortunately, the existence of an industry of plaintiff firms and terminated employees willing to make these claims makes it riskier for companies to hire employees from a protected class, i.e., LGBTQ, seniors, women, people of color etc. because it is that much more reputationally damaging and expensive to be accused of racism, sexism, and/or intolerance for sexual diversity than for firing a white male as juries generally have less sympathy for white males. The System therefore increases the risk of discrimination rather than reducing it, and the people bringing these fake claims are thereby causing enormous harm to the other members of these protected classes. So what happened here? Ronda was vastly overpaid and overqualified for the job that she did at TABLE. She was paid $1.05 million plus benefits last year for her work which was largely comprised of filling out subscription agreements and overseeing an outside law firm on closing passive investments in funds and in private and venture stage companies, some compliance work, and managing the office move from one office to another. She had a very good gig as she was highly paid, only had to go into the office three days a week, and could work from anywhere during the summer. Once my nephew showed up and started to investigate what was going on, she likely concluded that there was a reasonable possibility she would be terminated, as her job was in the too-easy-and-to-good-to-be-true category. The problem was that she was not in a protected class due to her race, age or sexual identity so she had to construct the basis for a claim. While she is female and could in theory bring a gender-based discrimination claim, she reported to the president who is female and to whom she is very close, which makes it difficult for her to bring a harassment claim against her former boss. When my nephew complimented a TABLE employee at lunch about how young she looked – in response to saying she was going to her 40-year-old sister’s birthday party, he said ‘she must be your older sister’ – Ronda immediately reported it to our external HR lawyer. She thereby began building her case. The other problem for Ronda bringing a claim is that she was terminated alongside 30% of other TABLE employees as part of a restructuring so it is very difficult for her to say that she was targeted in her termination or was retaliated against. TABLE is now hiring an external fractional general counsel as that is all the company needs to process the relatively limited amount of legal work we do internally. In short, Ronda was eminently qualified and capable and did her job. She was just too much horsepower for what is largely an administrative legal role so she had to come up with something else to bring a claim. Now Ronda knew I was a good target and it was a good time to bring a claim against me. She also knew that I was under a lot of pressure because on March 4th when Ronda was terminated, my daughter had not yet emerged from consciousness, she was not yet breathing on her own, and my daughter and we were fighting for her life. I was and remain deeply engaged in her recovery while at the same time I was working on finishing the closing for the private placement round for my upcoming IPO. Ronda also knew that publicity about supposed gender discrimination and a “hostile and unsafe work environment” are not things that a CEO of a company about to go public wants to have released into the media. And she may have thought that the nearly $2 million she was asking for would be considered small in the context of the reputational damage a lawsuit could cause, regardless of the fact that two years of severance was an absurd amount for an employee who had only worked at TABLE for 30 months. She also likely considered that I wouldn’t want to embarrass my nephew by dragging him into the klieg lights when her claims emerged publicly. So, in summary, game theory would say that I would certainly settle this case, for why would I risk negative publicity at a time when I was preparing our company to go public and also risk embarrassing my nephew. Notably, she hired a Silicon Valley law firm, rather than a typical NY employment firm. This struck me as interesting as her husband works for one of the most prominent Silicon Valley venture firms whose CEO, I am sure, has no tolerance for these kinds of fake claims that sadly many venture-backed companies also have to deal with. I mention this as I suspect her husband likely has been working with her on the strategy for squeezing me as, in addition to being a computer scientist, he is a game theorist. My only advice for him is to understand more about your opponent before you launch your first move. All of the above said, gender, race, LGBTQ and other such discrimination is a real thing. Many people have been harmed and deserve compensation for this discrimination, and these companies and individuals should be punished for engaging in such behavior. Which brings me to the advice I am seeking from the X community. I am not planning to follow the typical path and settle this ‘claim.’ Rather, I am going to fight this nonsense to the end of the earth in the hope that it inspires other CEOs to do the same so we shut down this despicable behavior that is a large tax on society, employment, and the economy and contributes to workplace discrimination rather than reducing it. Do you agree or disagree that this is the right approach?

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McCoy Smith@McCoySmith·
@GsuGrinding I worked briefly on one of the many Robert Kearns patent infringement cases (which they made a movie about). His son seduced a para at one of the defense firms to obtain access to (IIRC ACP or AWP) documents. Kearns was, I think, at that time pro se. thehustle.co/windshield-wip…
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GSU@GsuGrinding·
Georgia has some contenders, but for me it’s gotta be the Florida case where a paralegal for a firm basically got opposing counsel drunk, then the attorney had a cop friend pull him over and got him arrested for DUI during the trial.
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GSU@GsuGrinding·
Conversation with @HappilyAngryEsq yesterday prompted this question: what is the craziest set of facts you’ve seen in an attorney or judicial misconduct matter?
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