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@wildgooseALT “Officer he kept saying he was going to smash me, I was afraid for my hole being”

If you ever have to pepper spray someone like this, whether it's a boomer or an aggressive homeless druggy, when you call the cops, always tell the dispatcher that they just tried to sexually assault you that way they catch weird charges and they get extorted and abused in jail.

@wildgooseALT Why is there a little girl in dead space?

Lookin at you sideways if I see you playing this shit on Steam

@XJosh Re9 was great I don’t think it was questionable at all.

ngl the normalization of loli shit and paying trannies to advertise your game is so blackpilling for me like major corporations are painting up child sex dolls and selling games by giving out pedo emotes on twitch

@polichictiktok @Cinepulse007 @historigins Ok fag

When a bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting

@AngelDemon_24 @NReaddis @God_James_ Ok fine, only the important and memorable characters are all straight.

@NReaddis @God_James_ Pretty sure I recall that still being in the Japanese version. Xenoblade 2 has queer coded characters like Sheba and Azami to where you look more stupid thinking they're straight.

Every character in Xenoblade is straight

@Plumber_Mario_ @OrwellNGoode “Hey broad it’s my birthday take me to Olive Garden.” Lol, he sounds gay.

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode Imagine being so cucked you let a broad hijack YOUR birthday to have a party she wants instead. Just say you're a virgin brother

@DavidMajak @OrwellNGoode Loving your wife isn’t gay. Having a temper tantrum is though.

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode On the one hand trying to make your wife happy is gay, on the other hand insisting you go to the Olive Garden "on your special day" is gay.

@VitoBrevis @AsTG08 @OrwellNGoode Yes

@MetokursB @AsTG08 @OrwellNGoode "fellas, is it gay to be born?"

@SeiteiS0uther @OrwellNGoode Anime pfp. Opinion rejected.

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode

@heartimplant GIMME ME EGGS GIMME BACON GIMME PANCAKES TWENTY HIGH

DOOR DASH IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I EAT ABSOLUTE CHUDCELL I CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT GOON TRAPPED BY A FOIDCELL

@_marko_gajic_ @LeadSat @OrwellNGoode I love fishing but I don’t see what that has to do with this.

@MetokursB @LeadSat @OrwellNGoode At least put some effort.

@AsTG08 @OrwellNGoode A man having a birthday is kinda gay.

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode He has a birthday, says he just wants Olive Garden. She instead decides to make reservations for where she wants to go on his birthday. He doesn’t want to go, so she throws a tantrum. Male feminist: How could he treat her like that?!? 🙄

@LeadSat @OrwellNGoode God bless

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode Ok dude. I hope life works out for you.

@LeadSat @OrwellNGoode Idk man. She seems pretty sweet. She even got all dressed up for him.

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode That is not an expression of love.

@LeadSat @OrwellNGoode That she loves him so much

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode Grateful that she ignored his wishes?

Donuts, imprisoning me All that I see, absolute glazer I cannot move, I cannot diet Trapped in myself, body my holding cell Bear claw has taken my sight Taken my breath, taken my walking Taken my heart, taken my foot Taken my abs, this cake tastes good as HEEELLLLL

@LeadSat @OrwellNGoode Yeah, he should have been grateful.

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode Because at the beginning of the post he stated she asked if I wanted anything fancy and I told her no. I wanted a simple night." She then proceeds to ignore his wishes, book a reservation at a fancy sushi restaurant that she was getting dressed for.

@raven_brah I watch you change into your moo moo I looked away You stole my fries

(Bake me up) bake another pie (I can't keep up), bake another pie (Feed me) take it out and serve me another slice

@LeadSat @OrwellNGoode Buddy it was his birthday. Why would it not be for him? Are you stupid?

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode The lie is not the reservation but that it was for his benefit.

@LeadSat @OrwellNGoode Why would his wife lie about getting him a reservation for his birthday. That’s weird.

@MetokursB @OrwellNGoode Because you don't understand that people lie.