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Vito Brevis

@VitoBrevis

Cult leader, fashion mogul, conceptual artist. Paramedic IRL.

Katılım Kasım 2021
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Vito Brevis
Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@BeigeFrequency I do think it's fair to expect a socialist not to imitate the lifestyle of a Saudi prince
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Richard Strocher 𝕏@RichardStrocher·
MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS FUCKIN' WALL YOU CRAZY BASTARD OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@RichardHanania You're telling me a Christian believes in demonic influence? Next you'll tell me he believes in prayer.
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Richard Hanania@RichardHanania·
Tucker guest: Demons recruit politicians to run for office. Tucker: Man, I’ve seen that a lot! This guy visits the White House, is the top political podcaster in the country, and friends with JD Vance.
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@h0shiNohate All the woke coffee has made me do regrettable things with my male friends. I've tried other stimulants but they're even woker. I'm so glad someone finally slaved over blueprints to engineer based coffee so I can get the wokeness out of my veins.
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@ReallyLoudFart I tied sneakers together and threw them on your cousins' branch to show I sell drugs there
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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart·
There are a lot of random dangling toilet seats in my family tree
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@MentisWave He's giving more detailed critiques in places like Tom's replies, but they aren't very substantive and I'm willing to bet it's a combo of ChatGPT and BSing. Still hasn't read it.
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Big Jay Shooke@JShooke·
When do you think was the last time someone sat down and watched Slumdog Millionaire? I mean worldwide, everybody. Do you think it was within the last week?
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Gene Parmesan@dsonoiki·
looksmaxxers are just the new pickup artists
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𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance
these three wires were for upgrading his firmware now he's going to have no way of updating his memories when the timeline shifts
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@ruffledsavior Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. Get a gay reply guy. See what turns you on. Use it on women. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says: "But doctor... I am the gay reply guy."
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matt@ruffledsavior·
get a gay reply guy. observe their behavior. what turns you on? what doesn't? now apply what you've learned to the girl you're replying to
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
I listen to audiobooks when I train so I can work out at both gym and library and maintain perfect symmetry.
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@_SatanWatch Watched this with my buddy on night shift and he spent the next few nights looking for UFOs when we were driving around and telling everybody about these true stories. Good movie.
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SatanWatch 👿
SatanWatch 👿@_SatanWatch·
This is an overlooked movie that pairs well with The Mothman Prophecies; they're like companion pieces (Will Patton gives a knockout performance in each). The cheesy "reenactments" somehow work in its favor. Feels like the best Unsolved Mysteries episode ever made. Recommended.
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@FalconryFinance If everybody would stop being so damn STRAIGHT all the time we could figure out immortality. But noooo, men and women have to keep dating each other instead.
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Vito Brevis@VitoBrevis·
@BobMurphyEcon I voted for Tom, but I didn't consider which one has the full backing of Mossad so I've changed my mind
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Robert P. Murphy@BobMurphyEcon·
if you were locked in an escape room and had one partner which would you choose
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