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@MrShadySlime

Everything will be fine in the end. And if it isn’t, it’s not the end yet. LL Diend🖤🕊️

999 Beigetreten Şubat 2012
247 Folgt546 Follower
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@veronicaschwzr This photo goes hard asf
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@christianwellz @DangerousThinkg I was about to reply but I see that your retarded ass already got lit the fuck up😂😂 insane comment-to-like ratio and you still haven’t deleted it yet 💀
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Christian Wells@christianwellz·
@DangerousThinkg He was a homophobic POS Typical mediocre straight white guy who thought he was the best and he was actually just a bland turd
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Dangerous Thoughts@DangerousThinkg·
Conan's favorite guest of all time, Norm MacDonald Telling a joke as only Norm could "Because the light was on"
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@MrSlim @SOmnivor Hi MrSlim I was hoping to see about getting this username from ya :) message me if ya still have access to this acct🤘
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MrSlim@MrSlim·
@Somnivor Génial !Tu m’as bien fais rire et pourtant j’ai 4 enfants et le 5 eme est en route :-) Pas mal d’ironie et de choses finalement vraie(je me fais tuer à Mario )j'espère Que tu auras l’occasion de faire la liste inverse(top 50 des raisons d’avoir un gosse)comparer les réactions 😁
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What in the fuck going on in these comments? Old guy is a fucking creep, definitely does not distinguish between a 19 year old and anyone under 18. Like did you not watch the video, the dude had his dick out and was jerking off to a random kid mowing lawns?? Insane ppl think this is smth to just keep to yourself
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SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL·
Woman exposes rapper Teejayx6 for not being able to afford a $66 dollar tab during their date.
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@aaron_commey @really_pickled @Tokyo_pi1 Yeah.. he wasn’t there when they were all high on pcp, where does it say anywhere that he wasn’t there when the shit was dosed
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Tokyo@Tokyo_pi1·
Leonardo DiCaprio says he wasn’t there when the entire cast for the Titanic were dosed and 100 of them went to the hospital. “Well on Titanic, everybody got dosed with peyote, I mean you weren’t, or PCP, you weren’t there.” Leonardo DiCaprio: “Yeah, I wasn’t there.” “This was Bill Paxton.” “I just heard the story third hand. I wasn’t, yeah, that was the modern day stuff. I think people started, there was like a conga line that formed and people were dancing.” “They were supposed to be working.” “And a 100 people went to the hospital.” “Well they thought that it was a neurotoxin from the clam chowder.” “Why did somebody dose everyone and why would they waste drugs? It’s a two-parter.” Leonardo DiCaprio: “I wasn’t there.”
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picklejuice@really_pickled·
@Tokyo_pi1 He did it didn't he. Convenient that he wasn't there
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@InternetH0F What the actual fuck is going on with all these fatal aerial crashes lately
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internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
Ubisoft co-founder, Claude Guillemot, has died in a plane crash at the age of 69
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@GRIZZA88 @canabisbrasil You’re actually retarded, pressed has never meant that. Mixing hard drugs in smth is called “laced”.
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@canabisbrasil For all the dumb people, pressed means it was laced with crystal meth
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Cannabis Brasil@canabisbrasil·
🚨 GRAVE: Fã é flagrado dando prensado para Matue fumar, ao perceber que era prensado, o artista imediatamente devolveu o beck ao fã.
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@cornski What the fuck that is definitely sexual abuse, I woulda been swinging on that mfer, but wild that this happened, and wild that no one fucking helped stop it from continuing? Hell nah
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Second before disaster@NeverteIImeodd·
A man fires into the sky… suddenly the gun loosens and pure panic takes over.
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What a fucking reach of an example. With this example let’s do Palestinian casualties since Oct 2023. Palestine, by population, is about one-sixtieth the size of the USA. Since Oct 2023 roughly 73,000 Palestinians have been killed. Adjusted for population that’s the equivalent of ~4.3 MILLION AMERICANS. Oh my god
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Larry Elder@larryelder·
Israel, by population, is about one-thirty-fourth the size of the United States. Hezbollah just killed 4 Israeli soldiers. Adjusted for population, that’s the equivalent of 136 American soldiers killed. How would WE react?
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@ThrashCommandNG @francessonder Sounds like you could only ask that to like-minded dumbasses. You don’t know who he is, yet call him an illuminati baby, and are here in the comment section about his death. Who the fuck do you think you are? is the real question
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ThrashCommand@ThrashCommandNG·
@francessonder Except Buddy had talent. Who the fuck is Oliver Tree? I asked multiple people, "Who is Oliver Tree?" and they all said "Who the hell is Oliver Tree?". No one knew who the hell that Illuminati baby was.
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PSF | f.@francessonder·
Oliver Tree's death is so horrifyingly gruesome for a guy who was pretty silly. Legitimately the modern death of Buddy Holly. The silly embodiment of a decade's music dying in a brutal aerial accident. The Day The Music Died
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@VoxExVeritas Wild. Ignoring how the entire state of Palestine offered up rooms in their homes when they had “no where else to go”… and obv eventually kicking them out and claiming their homes/land as their own
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
MrBeast responds to people who say he's got "soulless eyes" "I'm borderline blind without my contacts"
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@OutofGalaxyy Lmfao just reading your comments you sound so miserable😭 dying on this hill for what?!😂
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@FenerbahceFreak @JonStewartIL Yooo that is definitely not a “coincidental balloon” right at the crash site. Super strange
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FenerbahceFreak@FenerbahceFreak·
@JonStewartIL Hey, I just saw this on live TV. Red object reflected on camera in the wreckage of a crashed B-52 I saw it directly on TV This thing flying so fast and steady over the military airbase can't be a balloon. What's a balloon doing over an military airbase anyway?
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A real body of an ET!
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The brave cop averted the danger.
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@handleitgrips Why did they wait to shoot til both of them had their guns up and pointed at each other? I thought the point was whoever drew their gun from their hip the fastest?
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Handleit Grips@handleitgrips·
The First Western Duel Ever Captured on Film (1898) 😳🤯
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