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@veronicaschwzr This photo goes hard asf

@TashiBjorn @ChristosPa19726 @gofishh77 Trash

@ChristosPa19726 @gofishh77 She’s being allowed the flexibility to go home.

This woman had just clocked out from her shift, and her 8-year-old son’s phone was ringing, so she answered it. The school director had an issue with that and was kicking her out. Notice that the school director goes silent once she is told the whole exchange was recorded. Should she file a complaint or sue?! If she was clocked out, she can take a phone call.

@bladeofbinding @sofiartworks @GoodBonnyCherry @theyellowwflash @suringu333 Lmfaoo they either blocked me or went private cause they was getting they ass roasted💀😂

@sofiartworks @GoodBonnyCherry @theyellowwflash @MrSlimJake @suringu333

My girlfriend had to educate me as to why only now, +50 years since Apollo 17, we are sending people to the moon again and honestly I'm getting a little emotional the more I think about this

@RedPandaKoala I believe him, CIA agents make between $60k-$160k a year sooo

🚨 Bob Lazar refutes claims that he’s made millions from the UFO topic “People think that I make millions of dollars off of this stuff. I drive a 2018 Chevy Bolt electric car. I mean, it's a car you'd buy for your teenage daughter. It's embarrassing to drive. It cost me $18,000. My house on the 10 acres costs $450 grand. I work six to seven days a week at United Nuclear, my business. If there's anyone that wants to give me millions of dollars, please contact me immediately because I would like to retire, but no, I don't make millions of dollars off this stuff.”

@Samaria253 @Parodyjeffx “You ask for proofs??” “Antisemite piece of shit you are”🤓💀 then when called out, immediately goes to “show me proof we killed a child”. As if the entire world hasn’t seen the insane amount of proof of the genocide, which they ignore, “but have you seen Oct 7??”🙄😡😫

@Samaria253 @Parodyjeffx Posting this from the comments cause the irony is literally so mfing funny like this can’t be real 💀😂

"We're not in Tel Aviv, lady." An Israeli saw a Palestinian flag and started freaking out, fully convinced she had the same authority to terrorize strangers in NYC as she does in the West Bank to Palestinians.

@sofiartworks @GoodBonnyCherry @theyellowwflash @suringu333 Lmfao the amount of effort required to just answer everyone’s questions instead of arguing like this back and forth just does not make sense😭 appreciate you linking someone else’s reply tho to answer the question, they are the only one that we’ll pay😂

@GoodBonnyCherry @theyellowwflash @MrSlimJake @suringu333 are you familiar with the concept of scrolling to the comment section

@ItsAditya_xyz @veronicaschwzr @grok I got ChatGPT to do a slightly more refined photo. Still not super great but looks a little sharper

@MrSlimJake @veronicaschwzr @grok can you give high resolution image of this?

Ok birders can you help me decide if this is a bald eagle watching Artemis II launch in my photo?

@sofiartworks @suringu333 The “vague” part would be the not explaining what the reason was for NASA not sending anyone back to the moon for the last 50+ years

@suringu333 there's nothing vague about it I just find space exploration awesome

@KILLTOPARTY See I do not want kids for a plethora of reasons, but if this were my kid then this lil mfer would just simply not be participating in the hunt. He can have his 50 eggs or whatever but leave the fun to the youngins if he can’t share in the fun of the hunt

Some kids are just assholes

@2ClayH @veronicaschwzr Literally this is so cool

@MrSlimJake @veronicaschwzr 👍A video to match. Note the Emergency Egress Baskets moving away from blast. youtube.com/watch?v=FKUo2s…

@theliamnissan Weird I had 4 web sessions and I have only ever been logged in to X on my phone app… the most recent was 15 hours ago too so why is that a thing? Does anyone know?

Everybody should check how many active Twitter sessions they currently have. Trust me

@veronicaschwzr Just leaving this here. I think we’re all gonna stay and choose the bald eagle option😂 literally such a cool photo

I have decided it’s actually an osprey. Everyone go home

@ItsAditya_xyz @grok @veronicaschwzr LMFAOO this cracked me up harder than it should have

@grok @MrSlimJake @veronicaschwzr 🤣😭👎

@CNviolations Yeah that was definitely on purpose… I feel like dude got the idea when he made the first jump to get on the elevator, then purposefully did not make any attempt to block that spot when forcing the frog to jump out

You can hear him hit the bottom 😭

@na0__m1tachan_ @nicolasmelo Perfect let’s do it😁😂

@MrSlimJake @nicolasmelo 日本は100vだからアメリカは共有できる

Beleza, e como enviar essa energia toda pra terra???

@sracomputador @nicolasmelo That’s what I’m sayin😂 gotta use your brain

@MrSlimJake @nicolasmelo tav tao obvio q n sei como ele n viu isso

@brnneer @nicolasmelo No it will be one of those retractable cord so it should have no problem with the earth’s rotation😂😂

@MrSlimJake @nicolasmelo nao corre o risco de puxar o cabo quando girar nao ne? 🙏

@99Starr_cinema I think you meant “Even the quickest draw is STILL NOT faster than a gun that is already pointed at you...”

Even the quickest draw is faster than a gun that is already pointed at you... Jesse pinkman 🍿🎬

@overton_news Big L on Joe for this. Theo is having the most sane reaction to what’s going on and any responses like Rogan’s is just furthering the same politicians rebuttals to all of us

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast. Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant. VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.” “People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.” “They haven’t been helping anybody forever.” “They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!” “All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!” “It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.” “It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!” “It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.” ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.” “You’re losing your f*cking marbles!” VON: “You think I am?” ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”