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@pnshdvermonster I used to learn things from books. The internet makes that soooo much easier.

I was at the hardware store today buying a new ballcock for our toilet and it struck me that most people learn home repair from the internet now instead of from their family members. Weird.

@Bigfootpool @GarbageHuman24 He was the first generation to stick around dad, so no teacher.

@GarbageHuman24 Why does your dad not know how to change a tire?

@EpochTimes @DrPhil Should be doing the same thing in the USA type all the life prisoners and donate parts to productive members of society. It’s a win/win

A surgeon's patient told him he was tired of waiting for a heart. He had a deal in China, surgery booked in two weeks. The surgeon said it wasn't possible. You can't know when someone will be dead. The patient flew over and came back with the heart. Full conversation with @DrPhil

30-year-old pigman, Mohammad Hassan Al Bayati, has been sentenced after taking a three-year-old girl from a playground at a shopping centre in Homebush while working as a security guard. CCTV showed him leading the child out of view into an area without surveillance, where the brutalization and permanent damage to the little girl occurred. The case went through an appeal and retrial after an earlier conviction was overturned in 2022. Mohammed's attorney argued that being with three year old boys and girls is part of his culture, it's a daily occurrence, therefore, it's ok. It worked, he was ultimately found guilty on lesser charges, including detaining a person to gain an advantage and committing an indecent act with a child. He has now received a four-year prison sentence, with time already served counted toward parole,he'll be out in a short while to do it all over again. Next time he'll be more aware of security cameras.

@Nickisbackbaby It’s actually pretty simple, they’re only ok with killing the innocent.

Can someone explain this to me like you would a child. The majority of liberals oppose the death penalty even for horrendous crimes. But are totally fine with abortions. Why? I fail to see the logic.

@Cobb_XRPL Ask him about his solar panels

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@BlastingThrough How are you able to carry the devices without tripping over your massive balls?

We have a joke in EOD that we are glorified garbage collectors. In truth, we are First Responders. We rid the world of hazardous munitions and explosives. Not every incident is dramatic. Most aren’t. We pick up the ordnance, transport it safely, and destroy it properly. We do this hundreds of times. There is a chance that one time something goes wrong, and we don’t get to do it hundreds of times anymore. The photo is of the EOD Memorial at Eglin Air Force Base in Florida.

@teameffujoe Change the color of the buttons and you change the outcome of the ID-10T test

In case you were looking for evidence that the majority of people on this app are actually fucking retarded… The original question was. If everyone on earth had to choose to push a red or blue button, where everyone who pushed the red button were guaranteed to lived and anyone who pushed the blue button needed at least 50% of humanity to push it for them to live… WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS OF PEOPLE SAYING YOU SHOULD PUSH THE BLUE BUTTON. Yall are fucking retarded.

@BTCBreadMan Nothing, bitcoin is the retirement fund.

What is the most outrageous purchase you’ll make when Bitcoin reaches $500k?

@JoelKatz I’d bet any amount of money that simply changing the colors of the buttons changes the outcome.

You are part of a group of people who are mostly rational who are forced to take a private vote by pressing a red button or pressing a blue button. If more than 50% push the blue button, everyone lives. Otherwise, only people who pushed the red button live. Which button would you press? Be honest.

@dom_kwok Shit, so I just got scammed then and the nudes aren’t coming?

warning: i DO NOT have a private account. all my topless pics are posted directly on my main account. for free.

@IB01832131 @Bitcoin_Teddy New loans as the collateral value increases. It’s a huge gamble.

@Bitcoin_Teddy Borrows against it? How does he pay back with interest?

Dad buys Bitcoin for $100,000. It grows to $5,000,000. If he sells, he owes tax on a $4.9M gain. Instead, he puts it in a trust. Borrows against it. Lives tax-free. Dies holding. Kids inherit at a $5M basis. IRS gets $0.

@BTCBreadMan Your posts kill me. If your son wants a Tesla you won’t need to worry about him impregnating anyone.

Everybody keeps saying a Tesla is the safest car for a kid. Last week I literally saw a video of two people fucking while the Tesla drove for them. I really don’t think the fancy safety features everyone is talking about are worth the risk of my son getting a girl pregnant.

So we found a Camry with leather seats for a decent price. But today my son learned that Teslas can drive themselves, so now he wants a Model Y instead. He was not swayed by the risk of battery fires. How can I convince him it’s a bad idea for a 16 year old to drive a Tesla?

Biden, because he'll die of old age soon anyway.

@jbbryant111 @TruthHunter7778 @JacqvanBlerk @sircalebhammer The whole lack of a “reactor vessel” and secondary containment structure was a pretty bad idea.

@TruthHunter7778 @JacqvanBlerk @sircalebhammer It's difficult to come up with a worse design than RBMK.

Wait. Fuck. I don’t want to fuel the gender wars, but how is anyone possibly against nuclear power in the year of 2026??

@F0ODHub Utensils seem a bit unnecessary

Remove one thing from this plate..

@StraightEdge603 @ThatSpringerNH It’s not actually in Hanover. They just used Hanover for name recognition because it’s “close”

@ThatSpringerNH Hanover will never allow it.

The recent discovery of huge lithium deposits in New Hampshire and Maine. The closest "major" towns to the largest deposits are Hanover, NH and Berlin, NH. This could re-invent Berlin. link.springer.com/article/10.100…

@ThatSpringerNH The good thing is if you actually look at the map the locations aren’t actually IN Hanover, it’s just the nearest big “easily recognizable” location.

@AmiriKing @GoldBellClips “Culture”

@GoldBellClips They are so fragile. What a pathetic culture.

Dumb kids dress in KKK robes for Halloween.

@AmericaPapaBear Let’s all just pretend we don’t already know who did it

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