Eric the Deep State Operative

I was on Parler, posing as a MAGA around the time of January 6th. There was a lot of very scary stuff happening on there. I shared a lot of it at the time. I figure I'll post some of the more eyebrow-raising ones here to remind people of just what was going on then. /thread

@willise414 @mycatsmom99 @MeidasTouch

@NotBadgers @mycatsmom99 @MeidasTouch

Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death:

@willise414 @mycatsmom99 @MeidasTouch Mike Johnson is standing in front of a mirror right now, practicing "I haven't seen it."

@MeidasTouch Trump: "I don't know anything about it" Can't wait to see Republicans bend themselves into pretzels defending this one.

@MarcoFoster_ @dickensgirl MAGA tomorrow: Robert De Niro sports voter fraud!!!!

Robert De Niro: “I’m asking you to vote three times. First, vote with your feet in a non-violent No Kings demonstration on March 28th. Second, vote with your support and presence for whatever is needed to oppose the next abomination of the Trump administration. Finally, third, vote in the election November 3rd. That is the ultimate goal”

@ArtCandee He's a sick, twisted man. A ghoul.

If Robert Mueller “totally exonerated” Donald Trump like he claimed, then why is Donald celebrating his death? Riddle me that, MAGA. 🙄

@extremearturo @jim_sinclairjr @TheTNHoller You'd think he'd start to wonder if maybe the problem is him, not everyone else? That would require self-reflection, though.

@TheTNHoller Has Hannity realized yet that he can't outrun himself? You can flee whatever city, but if you're the problem...

HANNITY: “I left NYC because I would walk into restaurants and see disdain and disgust on people’s faces just because I was in the room.”

@RetroCoast @ConnieCassidy67 My surprised face:

So it turns out almost every member of Congress did insider trading on the #IranWar They bought stock options and future contracts on oil Some made milllions Imagine a country sending young men to war- and their first instinct is to call their stockbroker

@travisdotsocial The idea that they'll be remembered at all is laughable.

Always looking like babies pooping in their diapers while making eye contact.

@micyoung75 So far, it seems like this Administration is big on empty promises, short on plans.

The guarantee is “no one is getting across the border illegally, and no refugees are going to be flown here.” The mechanism is logistics control. The assumption is that refugee flows are a transportation problem rather than a human desperation problem. That assumption has been tested repeatedly in the modern Middle East and it has failed every time. The people who fled Iraq were not primarily stopped by flight restrictions. The people who fled Afghanistan were not contained by border policy. The secondary and tertiary displacement waves from destabilized regions move through routes that no White House guarantee anticipates because they form after the mission ends, not during it. Miller made this promise while celebrating that regime leaders are dropping fast. The historical record says the period right after leaders drop fast is precisely when displacement accelerates. The republic is owed a plan, not a guarantee. Those are different things and only one of them is useful.

@PellinoreWendy @golub @GrabowskiFran Samesies.

@NotBadgers @golub @GrabowskiFran I thought it was a large, super pointy KKK hat.

Qatar says that Trump is working for Russia

@Nadira_ali12 @wesew403 Lies.

Israel did it

@OMcwatkins @UnityScot @PokerPolitics Yeah, what I meant was that no one ever SUCCESSFULLY explained it to him.

@NotBadgers @UnityScot @PokerPolitics That's the thing, I think they did. And just like with tariffs, he just turns around and says that he thinks his way is right. He's like a flat earther in the sense that if a concept is too difficult to grasp, he just discounts it as being stupid and not real.

Jacob spent years talking about how the Ukrainian military was in the brink of collapse and Russia didn’t need to cut a deal cause victory was near. Now he is constantly making up delusional hypotheticals about how we can end the war diplomatically.

@MisterResiste12 And he'll tie it up in court so that he never has to pay a penny to anyone.

And??!!?!!!??

@OMcwatkins @UnityScot @PokerPolitics Kinda like how someone had to explain to him that Puerto Rico is part of the United States.

@OMcwatkins @UnityScot @PokerPolitics I don't think anyone ever explained to him that nobody pays money into NATO. The member nations all have an agreement to spend at least a certain percentage of their GDP on defense.

@NotBadgers I do believe the world looks at him exactly that way

Trying to sell a war after you started it is bullshit

@WildScreaminBit @PokerPolitics More like the 1500s, and Iran is the Spanish Armada.

@PokerPolitics What, they think this is the 1800s? trade routes?!

I thought The Plan was all about arresting the baby eating Satanists for their crimes against humanity. Turns out Trump just wanted some trade routes. Wish Q had said that earlier so people wouldn’t get their hopes up that Hillary was going to jail.

@PokerPolitics The best thing about The Plan™️ is that it's whatever you need it to be in that moment.

@JohnSGibb I think my joke fell flat.

@NotBadgers Hmmm ... tough to quantify, but I'll throw Paradise City, Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting and Smells Like Teen Spirit into the convo. Not saying The Trooper isn't amazing...

"The Trooper" by Iron Maiden has the greatest chorus of all time. I defy anyone to find one better.

@TARDIStourguide The chorus goes: 🎵OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OHHHH🎶 🎵OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OHHHH🎶 🎵OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OHHHH🎶 🎵OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OHHHH🎶

@NotBadgers I've never really listened to Iron Madien. Should prob change that. Love the album art.