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@benonwine Bless... he best stick to tugging his mates off down the alleyway 😂

What comes to MIND when you watch this?

@homegymcoop Lmao.. everyone will be stealing dumbells to weigh them on for scrap 😂

I want to start a gym equipment company that makes everything out of tungsten instead of steel or cast iron. This way you could truly justify every home gym purchase as an “investment.”

@DiscussingFilm My two daughters were die hard fans back in the day.. watched the films hundreds of times,they both said why ? They won't be watching 😂

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

@ahathawayfiles I feel like this and bent my knee back.. separated my quad tendon from my patella, one operation and 3 months in a brace 😂

Anne Hathaway talks about her fall while filming a scene of 'The Devil Wears Prada 2': “I was aware that I was falling, I was aware that I was being photographed, and I was also aware that, like, so many people on the crew, their hearts had just jumped up into their throat, so I needed to get up quickly to make sure they knew I was okay.”

@fesshole And yet they'll let thieves blatantly walk out with a basket of meat and booze without trying to stop them.. go figure 🫣

The staff on the self-scan in my local Tesco are complete bastards about handing out carrier bags. They won't let you have any until they've watched you scan them. Little do they know, I always go back and ask for one more, but not before tapping the 'remove' button on the scanner.

@theblackfarmer And yet ironically the consequences are higher if you were to make a derogatory comment about these scumbags than the actual thieves would receive.. Society is arse about face at the moment 🫣

We haven’t been posting about this… but shoplifting is something we’re dealing with every other day. This is our Brixton store. We’re a small business trying to build something honest — and this is what we’re up against. It affects our team, our store, and our ability to keep going. We just ask for respect. #shoplifting #brixton #theblackfarmer #protectourpeople

@Rothmus Anyone else used to dig out the little ball, or just me 😂

@SeddSezz This is a kidicrous statement... open season on stealing shit from co-op then, they deserve everything they get ! 👊🏼

🚨Co-op threatens to SACK staff who TACKLE shoplifters Staff at Coop have been warned that they'll face disciplinary action if they PREVENT shoplifters from stealing goods. What the hell are the staff there for if not to prevent items being stolen?! Is Co-op all for petty crime? Hire more security if you want to keep your staff safe. Don't threaten them with disciplinary action!

@SmugEnglishman @GSpellchecker Had this issue with a new neighbour, he knocked and demanded my daughter move her car from outisde their house one day while I was away working. Came home, knocked at his house & told him don't demand fuck all from my children and dont knock and my fucking house again, solved 👍🏼

@GSpellchecker My mum's neighbours are the latter, but worse. They will knock on doors up and down the street if they see a car parked anywhere on the street that they don't recognise. A pair of fat, aggressive bullies. Had to "resolve" multiple disputes with them.

You'd be amazed how many endless feuds this causes with neighbours in Britain. There are two types of people. Those who just park where there is space. And those that think they own the bit of public road closest to their house and make life hell for everyone else.

If you want a refund then this is where you go to claim it. croydon.gov.uk/parking/croydo…

This is fantastic. Croydon decided to implement Low Traffic Neighbourhoods, blocking cars from accessing various roads and fining people £160 per infraction. They ran the scheme for two years. Now the High Court has ruled them unlawful as they were implemented for profit and not to reduce traffic at all. Millions of pounds must be returned to people who were fined. If you were fined during that time you have to request a refund.

@GriftReport She best apply for a disabled spot if she's that bad ffs 😂 Had this exact argument in my street, a newly moved in fella told my daughter to move her car from outisde his house, I pulled him up the following day and told him to get fucked and don't knock at my house again 👊🏼

Woman knocks on students door over them parking in the streets and it all blows up this is one of the most funny and ridiculous encounters I've ever seen 😂😂

@CarrieMJones16 @JJSavils2005 oldkentroad.org.uk/kentishdrovers/

@JJSavils2005 Every Saturday! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gin Palace, Drovers, Dun Cow, The Vic, Henry Coopers.

Frog and nightGown. Who went. Sad it's gone

@CarrieMJones16 @JJSavils2005 The drovers.. now there's a blast from the past 👍🏼

@DunnitGG @JJSavils2005

@JJSavils2005 Yep , preferred the gin palace though

Anyone been in here back in day

@DunnitGG @JJSavils2005 Ooh that was a good night... a fair cab from my house but a good crack all the same. I remember one particular punch up in the street, no knives just a few black eyes, when fights were fair 👊🏼

@netflix It's rubbish, tbh I wouldn't bother 🫣

CILLIAN. MURPHY. PEAKY BLINDERS: THE IMMORTAL MAN is now playing.

@blaiklockBP As they're clearly not police and merely a neighbourhood watch, how are they legally allowed to have the blue battenburg livery, which is strictly prohibited unless the Secretary of State for Transport has issued an order under section 44 of the Road Traffic Act 1988.

Can Christian’s in Britain set up their own police and patrol certain neighbourhoods?

@AlbionSalter 100yds from Borough Green market, the site of Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels 🤓

#Borough #Millwall ⚽️

@daniellismore Be we clearly have enough here already, we dont need to import anymore 👍🏼

88% of sex offenders in the UK are White British. Why do reform only tweet about the brown ones?