Joker, CFP (R)

“Sometimes I had too many beers, which I gladly do, which I fully embrace. AUTOMATIC STILL IS”

@UhhhthatLamar @shakidabetch Horny bastard

@shakidabetch Those things stock?

what if I told you I was peptide free

@TalkinBaseball_ @amazon @trevorplouffe @TalkinJake Fear the beard

Brandon Marsh leading in this stat blew our minds Presented by @amazon

@hannahcmontoya Can’t talk to @fortafterdark1 about this

lemme see u flush that 9-iron 160 white boy

@gerwingtim Actually wild

Connor #McDavid isn’t alone. The best player in every Big 4 sport has yet to win a championship 😢

@barstoolsports Wtaf

You could have 1000 tries and never guess who is singing this national anthem

@DavisPolcari @sixers @qdotgrimes We gotta bet him

@sixers @qdotgrimes Grimes

HBD to QDot! 🎉

@HaterReport Absurd

Nah man the NBA gotta do something. This is INSANE. The OKC Thunder really the greatest collection of floppers EVER ASSEMBLED 😭😭

@rawsalerts They are coming for 👻

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has just officially released the first batch of UFO files to the public including military reports sighting records, and documents on unidentified aerial phenomena. Authorities indicated that more files could be released soon.

@fortafterdark1 @bluelotdegen 👻

@bluelotdegen Let me know when u find it

Looking for a career that allows me to play golf and pretty much do whatever I want all day with no responsibilities that also pays 6 figures lmk

@DavisPolcari Better be

@OGglizzywizard He’s coming for zesty Friday

Sixers in 7

@big_business_ “You’re the guy that everyone leaves open” is brutal

Whoa..... Austin Rivers just emptied the clip on Draymond Green 😬

KNICKS IN 4

@HoopsReference Cleared

You cheated on your pregnant wife with an intern at NBC dont chat to Joel again you lowlife scumbag piece of trash

@BookitWithTrent Thank u

MOST CONFIDENT SQUARE OF THE YEAR LEBRON AINT SCORING 20 I UNLEASHED THE WHOLE BALANCE

@Dexerto Unreal

Golfer Bryson DeChambeau says he will focus on growing his YouTube channel instead of returning to the PGA Tour if LIV Golf shuts down “I’d love to grow my channel three times, maybe even more ... to do dubbing in different languages, giving the world a reason to watch”

@FBallAnalysisYT Maybe posey

Maybe this is a hot take, but I don’t think any of these guys should get in first ballot

@DavisPolcari @HaterReport Shame

@HaterReport Literally @OGglizzywizard

Tyrese Maxey soon as I got money on him

@BonorMcM @Philly_ASA @sixers

@OGglizzywizard @Philly_ASA @sixers

This is how Brunson gets to the free throw line. Don’t fall for it @sixers

@stoolpresidente @sixers Damn got wrecked by the community note

I am so sick of all these delusional @sixers fans acting like they aren’t a bum franchise. It’s round 1 of the playoffs guys. You beat a bad Celtics team. Relax. If the Sixers win the title I’ll get a Sixers neck tattoo.