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Fruit Gums are the worst sweets available by a country mile. Don’t even try to fight me on this, it’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

One of the most “On another night…” games I’ve seen in a long time.

@honkytonkman187 @alanshearer @AmazonUK Taken over from where Ally McCoist left off last week.

Why the fucking hell is @alanshearer playing the role of real fan-boy? @AmazonUK

Football is fucking shit these days.

@memechaotic Reckon the bed industry would be hit pretty hard.

Mixed reviews.

I need a drink.

Story of our night, that.

@gamesyouloved I can hear that GIF 😍

I’ve no intention of getting one but the privacy display feature on the new Galaxy is fascinating. I NEED to find out how it actually works.

If I hear the words “It’s only a POC” one more time I SWEAR TO GOD…

Kin ell, Bolton 😳🤯#BWFC

Saturday mornings changed when we had kids. They’ve changed again now with a dog.

@ryanvogel Likely officially Messages but various teams went out with a corporate card and bought Slack and fifty other different tools without anybody knowing.

what internal messaging platform does Apple use? Like slack? Or like some nice iMessage type thing

First proper groom done. Snooze time for baldy now.

@qikipedia Each?!

At this year’s winter Olympics, the 3,000 athletes were provided with 10,000 condoms. They ran out in 3 days.

@SeanWill92 Too right mate. It’s like there was a magnet pulling me to masjid after Cherki broke his fast

Saving this for the next time I get a whiny “But WHY can’t we just install browser extensions?” email.

@fesshole I mean, it’s controversial, but maybe stop lying to your wife 🤷🏼‍♂️

Wife wants to get a dog cam to see what our dog gets up to when we're at work. This is a huge issue. Wife thinks I work Mon-Fri. But I stopped working fridays two years ago. On fridays I pretend to go to work in the morning & come back home once she has left. What should I do?

@GAZLOZ @TeamYouTube Brace yourself mate, the bots will be coming soon!

@TeamYouTube please can you help my YouTube account has been terminated

MEGALOLZ