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@miiichellieeee @Micylaaa @miiichellieeee if you want to 😆 read the beginning in english, I didn’t even get to the last two words…. #LongDay #BrokenBrain

@Micylaaa My rug is actually gebreek vandag

Tried a squat rack PB at the gym yesterday and almost pulled a 1995 - 2026.

@tiff_dutoit If you have some in your house try it with a spoon of coconut oil mmm luvit!

I was reminded this morning that we live amongst people who put butter in their rice

@tiff_dutoit I have no less than 5 Checkers stores in a 5km radius. How many do you want? Everyone is getting a packet rather than an Easter Egg!

@PCasz I know 😭 and it’s limited edition.

This is like crack. Especially if you’re looking for something without raisins 🥹

@ferialhaffajee @TerciaDaSilva Where is that proud Mayor of Jhb??? He did say just log a call so that service delivery can happen. @DadaMorero just another swimming pool, you really are so considerate to @helenzille

Follow-up: this guy 👇🏾 owns the centre. He reports TWO cars have fallen into the hole and they have logged more than 100 (ONE HUNDRED) calls to have it repaired since November when it was dug up.

@JordiGriff Just in time to make curried fish for Easter 😂

Special Agent uGogoZille has done it again!! 🤣🤣🤣 She went fishing at the public swimming pool in Windsor. Pain loading! 🤣🤣

@KayaNews Does Johannesburg want to borrow some of our @CityofCT water & sanitation guys for a day to fix the pipe?

The Douglasdale pothole that went viral after Helen Zille was filmed snorkelling in it has burst again. The issue relates to a recurring pipe leak in the same location, which has been repaired multiple times. Previous repairs have reportedly included temporary measures, such as metal clamps, which may not provide a long-term solution. The situation has raised ongoing concerns around infrastructure maintenance and recurring faults in the area. #KayaNews MP

@IanCameron23 @Treasury_RSA My biggest question is why are these people still employed when clearly incompetent? In the private sector a boo boo of R10k will cost you your job.

The current head of supply chain management in SAPS was working at @Treasury_RSA and helped facilitate the process (similar to having chaired the bid adducation committee that allowed Cat Matlala access to SAPS), after which he became the divisional commissioner of supply chain in SAPS. Bheki Cele, Senzo Mchunu and the current acting police minister Feroz Cachalia were all briefed (the first 2 by the @RSASIU), yet he remains. (Not even mentioning senior management of @SAPoliceService) We brought it up in @ParliamentofRSA through the police portfolio committee with the @AuditorGen_SA, but still no action from SAPS or the ministry. The said general was even questioned in the adhoc committee, but still remains…. So when does oversight get taken seriously? Our committee will not be a rubber stamp for corruption. Something has got to give.

@JohannBiermann1 My suppliers on O365 ask me to send them the quotes they supplied me as they can’t find it! 🤭😆😂

You will never find an email ever again.

No words can explain the sacrifice nor the unending love!

@jesselsjanels Other: Google….. @jesselsjanels: Hold my wine, I will check the book 🤭

I needed to know what was going on..

@lolsielove Alvi’s is ‘n baie lekker drinkbare outjie

Watse wyn sal julle aanbeveel wat nie te duur is nie vir 'n troue, vriende van my trou,' n baie jong paartjie, en ek het gese ek sal die wyn sponsor maar my budget is ook maar limited, wil goeie wyn vir hulle gee maar tog bekostigbaar

@amalnotclooney Parents are such jewels 🥰

My mom lost one of her earrings so I gave her a pair of mine and she gave me the remaining one in passing when putting in my pair. Lol 😂 but now she thinks she lost the other one too, but I’m sneakily holding onto it so I can have another one made to surprise her.

@livingitupct @W0rld2026 There is a hidden gem of a restaurant that is very close to this though. I can think of two, actually, the one a bit more upmarket than the other.

@W0rld2026 I don't know where this is. But I do know it is NOT Cape Town 🤨❌️

Cape Town, South Africa 🇿🇦

@RobPadoa It came with a pre-show that was amazing ⚡️🌩️⛈️

Thank God for this, 10/20mm tonight, our Western Cape dam level average is only 47% as of today...🙏🙏

@AvainAfrica It’s only the school bell, calling her fellow pupils… 😆

This is always illegal, it doesn’t matter who you are. Even if you deny it.

@Micylaaa @miiichellieeee

@miiichellieeee kom nou man, dis nie so erg nie? eks reg vir rondte 2!

DON'T say I didn't warn you!!

@miiichellieeee @Micylaaa Die beste flava! Refreshment in elke sip!

@lazyorlaylah You can always stand in front of a mirror and see if it is less of a 🧠💣 if you inject the body in the mirror 😂

We got the flu vaccines in at the practice so I gave it to all my admin staff. And me? I had to vaccinate myself 😭 it was so rough trying to get my brain to tell my hands that I wasn’t trying to hurt myself 😂

@_ThePugFather Showing Keith Kirsten the flowers!!! Never seen one as a bonsai! Great growing!

The white Bougainvillea I smuggled in my suitcase from West Africa. Made it a bonsai 3 years ago and it finally flowered now.