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My white trash secret is I have an impulse to enter Facebook car giveaways. I was wronged once and dream of Redemption.
When I was 15 in 2003 there was a zo6 Corvette in the local mall that was available to win all you have to do is fill out an entry card and slide it in the window.
The contest was 2 months long and for the first few weeks I entered a few times on the weekends then one week I took several entire booklets of the entry forms and filled them out all week while separating them and folding or crinkling some to give them a different texture. The next Saturday I subbmitted a good portion of the entries and then slowly did entry dumps every weekend.
Sitting at home one night and the phone rings my mom says it's for me, I won the Corvette they just need to verify my age.
Because I entered my name and violated the rules of the contest my parents couldn't claim it for me I didn't get the car and the high I felt just a moment before had crashed to the lowest low.
But one day I'll get it back I'll win a car and I don't care if I have to buy a Corvettes worth of shirts to do it.
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