PowerDad5000

My white trash secret is I have an impulse to enter Facebook car giveaways. I was wronged once and dream of Redemption. When I was 15 in 2003 there was a zo6 Corvette in the local mall that was available to win all you have to do is fill out an entry card and slide it in the window. The contest was 2 months long and for the first few weeks I entered a few times on the weekends then one week I took several entire booklets of the entry forms and filled them out all week while separating them and folding or crinkling some to give them a different texture. The next Saturday I subbmitted a good portion of the entries and then slowly did entry dumps every weekend. Sitting at home one night and the phone rings my mom says it's for me, I won the Corvette they just need to verify my age. Because I entered my name and violated the rules of the contest my parents couldn't claim it for me I didn't get the car and the high I felt just a moment before had crashed to the lowest low. But one day I'll get it back I'll win a car and I don't care if I have to buy a Corvettes worth of shirts to do it.

@JayDyer Yea but you say the F word so run tell dat big guy.

Trent Horn: Muslims & Jews can be saved and worship the catholic god via V2!! Trent Horn: Evil orthobros are damned for being mean! Dude is a fraud.

@9mmsmg I'm watching highlander the series wondering what kind of sword I'd use if I was an immortal In the Gathering. Probably either an English longsword or a calvary saber.

My friends are autistic too.

@White_Amercan Souther guys named Stacy and Tracy used to be a thing, Tracy Byrd was pretty cool too This guys name is Stacy and hes the coolest dude ever

@9mmsmg WHATEVER podcast is in no short supply of women to berate because all of them see increase in their OF traffic after doing the show.

Just a reminder, when a "conservative" influencer posts about some shocking or gross thing an OF girl did, a great deal of the time that girl or her manager (e-pimp) is paying them to post it. They want the outrage to get more subscribers.

Because of this movie I've spent 30 years paying gyms, taking brain damage, and sustaining permanent injuries so that I could be the mediocre kickboxing hobbyist I am today.

@tm3716 I feel like you're the guy everyone is complaining about. Just some fat no combat loser using vague terms to describe injuries you either don't have or got due to an inactive unhealthy lifestyle and you want to get paid for it.

@PowerDad5000 I basically have no cartilage

Pretty cool that my knee of “a 70 year old man” at 23 isn’t a disability because fire wasn’t involved.

@BowTiedYukon @mattgaetz It's really weird to post that photo of Richson as a warning to not do steroids. "don't do steroids guys you'll end so insanely jacked you get cast as the lead in a show about the most perfect dude ever"

@mattgaetz Honestly some juice might help you

Don’t do steroids dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

@SStricklandMMA Muzzies anywhere

What is the most untrust worthy race or religion to buy something from?

@lady_valor_07 Fuck off

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

@Asst_to_the_RM Saw a post attacking my credibility gunna need another 10%.

Slept wrong on my cot last night. Add another 10% disability please

@ohgracieoguns That looks like Trevor Noah

Ethiopian women are so fineeee 😍

@Catholicizm1 We wish you would.

New Catholic inquisition searching for Protestants to put on trial for heresy

@ComeHometoRome This is retarded pagan bullshit.

Sometimes I feel robbed of my Christian heritage growing up in the US.

@JoeySalads @Raindropsmedia1 His version of Jesus.

@Raindropsmedia1 This dude preaches about Jesus….

“Reacher” star Alan Ritchson was captured on video allegedly beating his neighbor in Tennessee.

@rianbay3 @labs_vanguard @joshkaye My first truck was a 92 f150 single cab short box with the 4.9 and a 4 speed+ OD manual. It was much torquier than my 91 5.0 I got a couple years later. Below is. My 88 lariat with a 351. Love these Ford Trucks.

@PowerDad5000 @labs_vanguard @joshkaye Yep. My 91 had the big 4.9 inline 6, loved it but wish it had the 351

Do I pull the trigger?

I'm convinced Lindsey wants to liberate Iran to allow for gay rights so he can visit.

@kyeruphiona This didn't happen.

Went to a client’s home today wearing my rosary. 📿 ​ Client: "What’s that on your neck?" Me: "It’s a rosary." Client: "We don't allow such in our house." ​ Me: "Say no more, let me just put it in the car..." 🏃🏾‍♂️ ​ Fast forward: I’m currently at HOME on my sofa and she’s blowing up my phone. Since when did a cross become a security threat? ​Listen, even if I love money, this one has refused.

@BowTiedYukon I think about My 6'6" 290 lb jv football coach grabbing my facemask and whipping me side to side while telling me to stop playing like a pussy. That guy was so cool.

This would be considered calm for the coaches I grew up playing for in high school Our parents laughed about it Harden the fuck up