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@PowerDad5000

Top 5 Dad of all time, Church Grill Master.

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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
My white trash secret is I have an impulse to enter Facebook car giveaways. I was wronged once and dream of Redemption. When I was 15 in 2003 there was a zo6 Corvette in the local mall that was available to win all you have to do is fill out an entry card and slide it in the window. The contest was 2 months long and for the first few weeks I entered a few times on the weekends then one week I took several entire booklets of the entry forms and filled them out all week while separating them and folding or crinkling some to give them a different texture. The next Saturday I subbmitted a good portion of the entries and then slowly did entry dumps every weekend. Sitting at home one night and the phone rings my mom says it's for me, I won the Corvette they just need to verify my age. Because I entered my name and violated the rules of the contest my parents couldn't claim it for me I didn't get the car and the high I felt just a moment before had crashed to the lowest low. But one day I'll get it back I'll win a car and I don't care if I have to buy a Corvettes worth of shirts to do it.
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Nancy Mace
Nancy Mace@NancyMace·
Our seniors should not pay property taxes.
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9mmSMG
9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
The vehicle at the top is a Lamborghini Aventador Ultimae Roadster. It's powered by a 6.5 liter v12. The bottom is a piece of garbage that Ferrari is releasing because tech geeks have taken over the world. The Ferrari is getting a lot of hate and it's all well deserved. The focus is mainly on the it's looks and rightfully so. It looks like a tech guy designed it. Tech guys are great at, well, tech. Other things? Not so much. Show me a tech genius and more often than not I'll show you someone with absolutely no style and zero sense of aesthetics. There's nothing wrong with that, they specialize in other areas. But when you allow them to create things, they all end up looking something like this. Everything becomes an Apple Watch. Looks aside, it's simply missing a big part of why people love high performance sports cars. The engine. We live in a world where we can't drive 220 mph in our day to day lives. Open it up on a track? Sure. But most people who spend 300k or more on a vehicle aren't doing that with any regularity. You want to feel it, though. You want to hear it. You rev the engine of a v12 Lamborghini and you know you're sitting on power. The rumble. It feels like you're sitting in a fighter jet. This is what you're buying. You're in part, buying a fantasy. You sit behind the wheel of an electric super car and you don't get that feeling. It's sterile, it's too clean, it's just... gay. Performance is crazy, I'll give them that, but you're essentially tootin around in a Jetsons car. Lacking exterior style and internally power you can feel, it just feels entirely soulless. It's the same reason I absolutely loathe smart watches. Id rather pay 1000x the price for a mechanical Swiss Watch than an Apple watch that would offer more accurate time keeping and functionality. I'm not an anti technology Grug, but I also hate where everything is heading. Clean, sterile and gay.
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Paul
Paul@WomanDefiner·
I'm going to be honest with you all, Hasan actually has an IQ of 85. He's a really stupid person. He makes Will Stancil look like Einstein.
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RAW EGG NATIONALIST
RAW EGG NATIONALIST@Babygravy9·
If this is indeed what is happening, Tom Homan needs to go down there personally and start smashing skulls. Every single one of these people is committing a felony by obstructing ICE agents executing their lawful duties.
Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 NOW: Anti-ICE “protestors” have put a BARRIER outside the ICE facility in Newark, and are BLOCKING vehicles from entering and leaving Is this SERIOUSLY being tolerated now??! Start flooding the street with TEARGAS and FORCE them to move.

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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
@redeemed_zoomer @buffys Alright man, let me see what I can get set up I'll dm you. First I gotta go tell him I just volunteered him to talk to a reformed seminarian YouTuber but he's also a fan so should be fun.
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@buffys·
what’s a sign of low intelligence?
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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
@redeemed_zoomer @buffys Lol, would you like to have a conversation with one of my pastors who could explain the legal battles we went through in the UMC?
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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
@redeemed_zoomer @buffys Calling a faithful denomination pathetic in a post and also in videos isn't fighting with them. Seriously you're just going to pretend not to understand?
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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
@BowTiedKong I judge men largely by what their kids think of them I wonder what kens kids will say about him.
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BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty
Gm Hoping I’m never the 70 year old guy at the club, billions or zero dollars Knew people that worked for him. They were told Ken has people to raise his kids so he can work, and that’s how they should think of being at Citadel too Vapid lifestyle, not a life to aspire to
litquidity@litcapital

Ken Griffin spotted spitting game while Tom Brady stands right in front of him at Palm Tree Club yesterday They’re fully in their Miami eras

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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
@BowTiedYukon I got a few guys I work with like this. No matter what info you give them they don't listen. In their mind they'll pin test, get the size of Ronnie coleman, and have a heart attack.
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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
@MattWalshBlog A lot of the "just wait until they're teenagers" parents were parents that took the easiest way out during the toddler and elementary years.
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Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
I have kids ranging from toddlers to teenagers and I still think the newborn phase (especially for a first time parent) is the hardest by far. I remember being a younger parent and hearing older parents constantly whine about how much harder it gets. Turns out they were exaggerating for attention and pity. Parenting gets A LOT easier over time. Your kids get more mature and so do you. That’s how it should work if you’re doing it right anyway.
De Christian Life@DeChristianLife

When fresh parents think this way🤣🤣🤣

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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
In the early and mid 2000's Hatebreed blurred the lines of metal and Hardcore they'd bring bands like agnostic front on tour and the crowd would be hardcore retards and metal heads who moshed or pit danced completely differently. And it would almost always end in massive crowd brawls. Biggest one I was in was Niagra falls at the Dome theatre during Agnostic fronts set one of their roadie's attacked a dude and all hell broke loose. Hatebreed never even ended up playing Agnostic front sucks btw and the hardcore dudes can't fight at all they try to cheapshot and run.
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Society Reviews ✝️🇺🇸🇮🇱
The comments here shows you how dumb people really are. That's a cartel money drop, most of those bills are probably marked. You spend that money, not only are they going to find you but they will do ungodly things to your entire lineage to send a message. Bro made the right decision, he was never going to spend that money. Greedy people would have gotten their entire families murked.
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez

Florida man reportedly spotted millions of dollars in cash floating near a beach, pulled it out of the water, and immediately contacted the police 👀💰

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BowTiedYukon@BowTiedYukon·
@MrPatMineo He buried his face in the mat. Fuck him he got what he deserved
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Sean Strickland
Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
Millions of Americans died for proven lies and false flags. You can honor a vet by reciting a government propagandist meme or waving a flag.. Thats what they want. They all belong in hell and ill honor them not by a flag meme but for calling out the POS in power.. always.
Joe The Individual@MaloMoriQuam

@SStricklandMMA I need more context on that second sentence.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·
What do you consider the best test for general fitness?
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PowerDad5000@PowerDad5000·
@RaineyOvalle Dark seids omega beams erase matter from existence. Supes still took it to the face though.
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