spyhopping in a pond near you

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

@stellarman22 I swear he still thinks he’s still on the Apprentice

Trump magically has a deal an hour before the deadline. My suspicions were correct. Nothing ever happens chads keep winning

With the Pakistan deal reporting and what the oil markets are pricing in, seems like a deal is going to be reached tonight. If it holds or with who is another story but it does not look like today is doomsday. Trump is waiting for his completed bunker before starting doomsday.

WORDS HAVE MEANINGS.

@SenRickScott @IsraelWarRoom Sounds like what these US is turning into.

The Iranian regime is barbaric and evil. They murder their own people without hesitation & commit one human rights abuse after another without blinking an eye. The last thing that anyone on this planet should want is Iran having a nuclear weapon. I’m grateful for President Trump’s decisive action against Iran and for the bravery of the STRONGEST military force in the WORLD! 🇺🇸

Hey, sooo, is anyone ever gonna address the mass religious psychosis in the US?

@TheJusticeDept @DEAHQ 1.2. Mil deadly doses of what?

This Justice Department is committed to taking illegal drugs off our streets. Since  President Trump has been in office, @DEAHQ has made 6,334 fentanyl arrests and has seized: 🔴56.2+ Million fentanyl pills 🔴5,834 KGs of fentanyl powder 🔴419.2 Million deadly doses 🔴1.2+ Million KGs of cocaine 🔴15,281+ KGs of heroin 🔴243,100+ KGs of meth

🚨BREAKING: A new video just exposed that ICE and DHS blatantly LIED about another shooting in Minneapolis… And it’s not a small discrepancy… it’s a complete fabrication of what happened. On January 14th, ICE agents claimed they were brutally attacked for minutes… beaten with a shovel and broom… that multiple people tried to kill them… and that shooting Julio C. Sosa-Celis, in the leg, was justified. DHS took that story and ran with it. They pushed it out publicly, labeled these men “violent criminals,” and backed felony charges based on that version of events. But there is one major problem… The video they had, within HOURS after the shooting, shows something completely different. The video shows the entire confrontation lasts about 12 seconds, after a man ran from his car away from agents who were wrongfully targeting him. He slipped, and Sosa-Celis helped him up. There was no prolonged attack, no sustained beating, no three-person ambush like they claimed. And then, the agent escalated the situation even further, firing into the home, with children inside, and shooting the man, who the agent wasn’t even pursuing. And then they lied. And despite having that footage…prosecutors still charged these men without even watching it. But, DHS didn’t just lie internally… they lied publicly. DHS didn’t just get ahead of the facts… they ignored them. DHS didn’t just make a mistake… they built a case around something that wasn’t true, and let people sit in jail for weeks because of it. This is what it looks like when federal agencies act like they’re above the law… When ICE agents can say whatever they need to justify a shooting… and DHS will back it up without question. And by the time the truth comes out… The charges have already been filed. The families have already been torn apart. The damage has already been done.

"Praise be to Allah, now open the fuckin Strait"

@hellodonavon Uptown extends until Mankato. What is this, a map for ants?

I thought everyone knew this.

@IAmAnonLegion @FLOTUS We all know she didn't take this

@FLOTUS It’s so great to see that you walked outside and touched grass finally. Does this mean you’ll tell the public the truth finally too?

Happy Easter!

@jasonc_nc I'd drive further for less shitty things.

Dollar General discourse is funny to me because anyone who actually lives near one is like “man I’m glad I don’t have to drive 25 minutes if I forget a couple basic things” whereas the person who doesn’t even live there is like “this is a pox upon rural Americans”.

Bindi Irwin, daughter of the famed 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin, posted a heartbreaking life update. She revealed her battle with endometriosis, detailing multiple surgeries and the ongoing fight for better women's health awareness. She said in the post that doctors have removed more than 50 endometriosis lesions from her body since early 2023. She also had a chocolate cyst taken out that was sticking her ovary to her side, along with an appendectomy and hernia repair. But here's the part where I'm sure many of you will relate. She went years where doctors didn't believe her. Irwin explained she dealt with severe, constant pain for a full decade before getting a proper diagnosis. Doctors had brushed it off as something women just have to live with, leaving her feeling weak and insecure as a teen and young adult. She described being trapped in her own body during that time. This comes as March, designated Endometriosis Awareness Month, draws to a close. In her post, Irwin called on people to keep the invisible condition in mind year-round and show compassion to the millions affected. She stressed that raising awareness for endometriosis and women's health overall can stop others from suffering quietly.

@RpsAgainstTrump So lying means death?

Leavitt on Iran : "Some of the previous leaders are now no longer on planet Earth because they lied to the US and they strung us along in negotiations, and that was unacceptable to the president, which is why many of the previous leaders were killed"

@soupformy_fam @yumtapwater @NatalinaWineMix I'm telling on you to my mommmmmm.

@yumtapwater @NatalinaWineMix The best you can hope for in St Paul is to exist. It's the closest thing to purgatory on earth.

Discussing Minneapolis and St Paul on the internet vs going outside and existing in Minneapolis and St Paul

@JamesHu27192912 Did you create this with AI?

@BokononsProphet No.

A lot of budget issues would be solved by making St Paul a part of Minneapolis.

@CryptoMikli Does PubMed have extensive articles on lookmaxxing???

Clavicular says that going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do “Engaging with people in real life? There’s really not that many people that are worth interacting with, I would say” “Most people have completely misprioritized lives. The average person you meet is like an enjoyer of sports who drinks beer, like ‘let’s go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,’ and that’s the worst thing you could do. You should be on PubMed reading studies on how you could look max” “Most of humanity is sort of enslaved to these consumer habits that prevent them from ascending”

@TMZ Quit using diagnoses to justify your shit behavior.

Clavicular didn't instigate the fight between the women, he is autistic: sources. Details: tmz.me/lxoBy0L

@usuariofyp Maybe if it's your first bra or you're really old?

todas las chicas se ponen el sujetador así, no?

Golden times. They don’t make animations like this anymore.