Slade Joseph

@v1xxxy how could you forget to write "JD GAY" at the end?

I wrote this inspirational message at the park the other day!! (-: 🧙‍♂️🔮✨️

@fishtankislive got hammered mogged production got his ass beat still mogged production smelled a black midget stripper's asshole turned down letty for a kiss absolute legend. you will be remembered little buddy

in a shocking turn of events... #fishtanklive #fyp #eliminated #landon #viral

@esaagar Just clarifying here Artemis II is the name of the mission and Orion is the name of the spacecraft they are using.

Is there a reason that Artemis II doesn't even attempt to get into lunar orbit and will be 4k miles from the surface? Apollo 8 in 1968 got within 60-70 miles

This is a use of AI that I can definitely get on board with

@WayneWaldropW it's not that deep bro. when he says "come hang with us" he means at that comedy mothership with everyone else that moved from LA that they used to hang out with. joe has been trying to get theo to move to austin for years

Joe Rogan hasn't treated Theo well the last two times he had him on. He is clearly becoming insecure that Theo is not only more genuine and relatable than him, but he has even become more intelligent than him. Theo has always been a funny guy, but he has stepped up his Podcast the last few years and he has given a genuine effort into learning from his guests. Joe knows that Theo isn't just his goofy friend he can dog on anymore. Theo knows more than him on these topics and he also isn't compromised or afraid to speak out about them. I wonder who "us" is when Joe tells Theo to chill out and come "hang with us"... Joe is compromised and may just be trying to convince Theo to join the club. We all know this won't happen though, because Theo is actually genuine.

@FullAD_Vayne @RuneForgeio old warwick, fiora, swain, morde... all were better pre rework. hell i even liked old urgot more

@RuneForgeio Old warwick was much more fun to play. Why they always ruin champs with reworks.

The real "I won't gank 'till level 6" #leagueoflegends

@wonderbondmma @SugaSeanMMA i hate april fools man

🚨 Breaking News: O’Malley be Zahabi at #UFCFreedom250 is now for the interim Bantamweight title. Yan will be out until early next year due to a back surgery. 🎥 @SugaSeanMMA

@thunder__muscle honestly the drunk piece of shit challenge should just be called "the freddy challenge"

never got a drunk POS challenge. this was just day 4 or whatever for Freddy #fishtanklive

@AutismCapital it's official. psychedelic drugs are gay now.

🚨NEW: Bryan Johnson, also known as Immortal Unc, injects 9mg of 5-MeO-DMT intramuscularly and then smokes 18mg more to test longevity benefits.

@HeartTank64 Ryan Dunn would have laughed

Holy Shit!!! 2 Ryan Dunn TTS goes through and Head gets upset. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@rawsalerts @mazemoore ...to shreds you say?

@mazemoore what about the .07%

🚨#BREAKING: Kim Jong-un has officially won the North Korea’s parliamentary elections with votes totaling 99.93% of the votes.

@JackChambersGB lot of meth, and a lot of jesus. just like any other good ol' small texas town

What goes on in Alpine, Texas ?

@rawsalerts Turns out, management had Chipotle catered for lunch

🚨#BREAKING: The FAA says a strong chemical odor forced the evacuation of the Potomac Radar Control Facility in the Washington, D.C. region, issuing a ground stop for all flights at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, Washington Dulles International Airport, and Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport.

@Home_of_Fight @RedCorner_MMA scripted af

🚨😳Bryce Mitchell and Jean Silva just got into a fight backstage before their grappling match (via @RedCorner_MMA)

@unusual_whales I'm starting to think we might've lost

Trump: "Operation Epic Fury: Is that a great name? Well, it's only good if you win. You know you can only do...and we've won. Let me tell you, we've won...You never like to say too early you won. We won. We won the bet. In the first hour it was over. But we won."

@luisjgomez bruh you gotta get theo von on knowutimsayin?

Nashville. the Story Warriorz are returning!

@luisjgomez Zac Amico

*If* we were to replace Dave on LOS who would you want it to be?

@DovySimuMMA i see one hell of a banger of a fight going down on saturday

Okay body language experts, what do you see?

@CrackAmicoRAP this is how big jay thought him and luis vs. shane gillis and matt mccusker was gonna go

Objectively the best and most accurate basketball scene in any movie ever 🔥

@HoopsCrave Dana White realizing Will Smith and Chris Rock are gonna settle their differences before he gets them on PowerSlap

Will Smith and Chris Rock will sit down for a one-on-one interview with ABC News.