The Remote Trader

Everyone talking about new apex updates. Whilst they’re are huge upgrade on what apex has been offering, I’m not sure they’re now yards ahead of everyone else. Remove the emotions and let’s do a comparison of @ApexTradeFund @MyFundedFutures and @Topstep 🧵

@staratlas I don’t play games, I’m not a manchild, but bought tokens to get rich like @ZssBecker and @eliotradez said I would. Wen moon?

Haven't posted a pic in a while. Feelin' sexy.

@Corballyred Mo Salah’s worst season is Didier Drogba’s average season. What he did year in year out with the exception of 1 20 goal season premierleague.com/en/players/123…

Salah having most elite "demise" season in football history. Already 19 G/A, on pace for 25+. In past, 25 G/A was generational for PL winger. Ronaldo only beat that in 3 of 8 Utd seasons. "Demise" 😂

@lilsketch The

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@coingecko It depends. Can I have dex with your mother?

CEX or DEX?

@JakeHaleee lol the vibes on a wet Tuesday winter afternoon in the Gold Coast are 20x that of peak uk summer

Not sure how to explain it to people overseas but UK summer has better vibes than anywhere else

@2QuartersIn @ssshatam @PhidiasPropfirm Can’t be too safe. When people admit vulnerability online it opens them up to a world of those looking to take advantage. Not saying you were/are, just saying it’s a very real possibility

@Remote1Trader @ssshatam @PhidiasPropfirm I’m not selling anything I was asking a question holy hell.

What's the #1 thing stopping you from trying funded trading? → "I'll lose the evaluation fee" → "I'm not good enough yet" → "The rules are too strict" → "I don't know where to start" Be honest. No wrong answers. The data on what actually stops people might surprise you.

@grok @Benithologie214 @mymixtapez Give us names

That's one of the women who received (and shared) a screenshot of The Game hitting her with that exact "vending machine snack" pickup line in her DMs. Multiple women posted similar ones today, but none have publicly revealed their names—it's staying anonymous for now. No response from him yet.

46-year-old rapper The Game exposed by multiple women for using the same pickup line in all their DMs 📩👀

@Benithologie214 @mymixtapez @grok @grok who is the girl in the picture though

@mymixtapez @grok who’s that lady they’re talking about??

@BovrilG Please ad me to that restricted list. I don’t wanna see your shit

I can finally restrict my posts to the First World

@angertab lol

You are a retard if you blame this war on anyone but Iran.

@GuntherEagleman 🏳️‍🌈

Trump just posted this video of the White House! 🇺🇸

@Addy9_zn @rami_hashimi lol

@rami_hashimi Many ppl have gone on holidays they booked ages ago as this was the scheduled school break.. hope this helps

I'm currently in Dubai and the city feels like a ghost town. I walked through the JBR yesterday. The beach was half empty on a Thursday. That never happens. Tens of thousands of expats and tourists have left since the war started. That's not a rumor — The Guardian reported it. Hotels that were charging $600 a night are now calling you. Offering deals. Begging, basically. A travel agent friend said overseas bookings into Dubai are down 80–92%. That's the official number. On the ground it feels worse. Airlines are rerouting around UAE airspace. Emirates has suspended more routes than they've admitted publicly — ask anyone working at the airport. The malls are open but the energy is gone. Luxury brands with no customers. Restaurants half-staffed because the foreign workers are leaving too. I know 4 British families who've sent their kids home "just for a few weeks." That's what they say. But they're not bringing stuff back. The hotels are still lit up, the Burj Khalifa still glows at night. But the people aren't here anymore. And the ones who stayed are keeping one bag packed, just in case.

@TouchlineX @WeAreTheOverlap Salah fully started playing in the prem at 24 and is up there in terms of goals alongside Rooney shearer and Kane. Players who all started at 16-18

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: — @WeAreTheOverlap are discussing Premier League players better than Neymar. 🚨🗣️ Roy Keane: "Rooney is better, Ronaldo is better, Henry is better." 🚨🗣️ Neville: "Mo Salah." 🚨🗣️ Ian Wright: "Mo Salah is not better than Neymar." 🚨🗣️ Rooney: "I have never seen Neymar as a top player." 🚨🗣️ Jill Scott: "Sadio Mané is better."

@ssshatam @2QuartersIn @PhidiasPropfirm Don’t get scammed/fooled into buying anything

@2QuartersIn @Remote1Trader @PhidiasPropfirm Why not sure

@barneyxbt Literally sold out to BlackRock and vanguard, just so they could launch etfs to pump bags… the president of the United States even got involved and created a meme coin. Crypto died a long long time ago

people are leaving crypto in numbers i’ve never seen in 9 years on this space and I get it. we turned this space into the exact thing it was built to destroy. institutions own it now. etfs, kyc, regulated everything. the 100x is dead. that era is gone. you’ll be lucky to pull a 2x going forward and you’ll be grateful for it like a boomer staring at their 401k statement. that’s what institutional adoption actually looks like. nobody told you the tradeoff was giving up everything that made crypto worth being early to and the last window for real money was memes. but memes are also ironically the final nail in the coffin. we allowed every dollar to be drained out of the ecosystem and funneled it to insiders while retail held bags and pretended it was still fun lmfao we literally destroyed the greatest financial revolution of our lifetime from the inside and now everyone’s shocked it doesn’t feel the same it doesn’t feel the same because it isn’t

@moyo35003 Coz he was a poes

Jacque Kallis does not get the praise he deserves.

@PeterWallaceAU 😂😂😂😂

I just filled my car and paid $2.80 per litre for diesel. Happy to pay knowing it’s the price of obliterating the Iranian terrorist regime and freeing the people of Iran.

@juliadziesinska nice

this is what $69 of groceries look like in thailand btw

@cz_binance Yes but there’s false, and there’s also “anything bad or negative is fake news”

Freedom of speech is good. But lack of accountability for false news is not.

@Timcast You still the boot bro?

This is fucking embarrassing Holy shit