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Retardius Maximus
@Retardius2
Home of @JohnnyBananaTV | Animator for @TheFedpost (RIP) | 💼 Bag full of @gooncoins 😈
Florida, USA Beigetreten Haziran 2019
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@PlagueNexus @KennyLauderdal3 Thank you for explaining something very obvious to anyone seeing this tweet three separate times 🫡
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@Retardius2 @KennyLauderdal3 Making them think that they're setting up a exodia win setup, thus making the opponent change their way to fight the person with an exodia build, before they can draw out all 5 pieces of exodia.
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I'm also the kind of guy who main decked just the left leg of Exodia in every single deck. You would not believe how much that messes with people's heads.
KennyLauderdale@KennyLauderdal3
One time I entered a tournament with this & knocked 3 of the top 32 players out by pumping it's defense. The look on their face as they attacked a 12,000 DEF wall will never be topped. I think that's the Spirit of Yu-Gi-Oh! Using BS strategies that somehow work, but shouldn't.
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@TonyMichaelX Genuine question doesn’t an art “degree” kind of defeat the purpose?
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@OTRDoubleYellow @Notwokenow @SecWar @SecVetAffairs What I deserve after multiple deployments and years of service to my country.
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Anxiety and depression after 2 years of school.
As a Navy reservist?
And gets a cushy disability???
@SecWar @SecVetAffairs
Paul@WomanDefiner
I am begging someone, anyone to clean up the disability fraud in the VA. This guy was a Navy reservist who went to school for the Government and got out after 2 years with disability benefits for anxiety and depression. This has to end.
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watching a hunting buddy get bit by the golf bug is worse than seeing those navy seals turn trans
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Children don't read because their parents don't read. We'll soon be led by an entire generation that has never cracked open a book. Not a single book in the home. This frightens me more than the idea of nuclear threat or a foreign power attacking us. We're imploding from within.
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I'm the CEO of military surplus company.
I've worked in military surplus for 10 years. And *I* wasn't prepared for what I've just seen. Your life is about to change.
So what can you do?
Buy as much military surplus as you can.
Buy stock in military surplus companies.
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@PlagueNexus @KennyLauderdal3 This is like the opposite of vague posting, where every single person understood the post but for some reason you still felt the need to comment an explanation. Bravo
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@KennyLauderdal3 That's pretty devlish of you, using 1 card up out of your 39, to fuck with someone to think that you're setting up a exodia.
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My favorite quote from Atomic Habits by James Clear:
"It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it.
If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire.
To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."
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“How do you know if you’re actually hungry?”
Easy.
I keep sardines and canned chicken on hand.
If I’m not willing to eat one straight out of the can…
I’m not hungry.
I’m bored, stressed, or just craving something.
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@Cycario @SwiftOnSecurity Wow. A woman understanding their natural role in the world and not trying to demonize embracing femininity.
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I commissioned a piece of custom anti-reflective glass so I could better photograph full-spread magazine ads and context for Millennials to reminisce.
This is not a joke. I really did this.
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@LowresWB Just shot the first sketch of season 3 today :)
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@NatHalberstadt HP LaserJet P2035
Bulletproof, black and white, parts galore.
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I really need a printer that has zero screen, wifi, or bluetooth connection.
I just want to be able to plug a usb cord
printer --> computer
Hit print, and have it actually work every time
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You gotta have something besides consumption as a hobby.
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