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Retardius Maximus

@Retardius2

Home of @JohnnyBananaTV | Animator for @TheFedpost (RIP) | 💼 Bag full of @gooncoins 😈

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Retardius Maximus
Retardius Maximus@Retardius2·
JohnnyBananaTV presents: The Honkening
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PlagueNexus@PlagueNexus·
@Retardius2 @KennyLauderdal3 Making them think that they're setting up a exodia win setup, thus making the opponent change their way to fight the person with an exodia build, before they can draw out all 5 pieces of exodia.
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TONY@TonyMichaelX·
Those people didn’t have art degrees.
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🅱️ete oaks@b0newalljackson·
watching a hunting buddy get bit by the golf bug is worse than seeing those navy seals turn trans
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Soledad Francis PhD
Soledad Francis PhD@SoledadFrancis·
Children don't read because their parents don't read. We'll soon be led by an entire generation that has never cracked open a book. Not a single book in the home. This frightens me more than the idea of nuclear threat or a foreign power attacking us. We're imploding from within.
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krus🪖
krus🪖@krus_chiki·
I'm the CEO of military surplus company. I've worked in military surplus for 10 years. And *I* wasn't prepared for what I've just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as much military surplus as you can. Buy stock in military surplus companies.
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Retardius Maximus@Retardius2·
@PlagueNexus @KennyLauderdal3 This is like the opposite of vague posting, where every single person understood the post but for some reason you still felt the need to comment an explanation. Bravo
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PlagueNexus@PlagueNexus·
@KennyLauderdal3 That's pretty devlish of you, using 1 card up out of your 39, to fuck with someone to think that you're setting up a exodia.
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Chud
Chud@LifeOfAChudSol·
>it's real
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CooperBaggs 💰🍞
CooperBaggs 💰🍞@edgaralandough·
My favorite quote from Atomic Habits by James Clear: "It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."
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Radec@realradec·
getting stuck on a video game boss or challenge, sleeping on it, and then beating it on the first try the next day has gotta be one of the best feelings ever
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Brian Wiley
Brian Wiley@BrianWiley_·
“How do you know if you’re actually hungry?” Easy. I keep sardines and canned chicken on hand. If I’m not willing to eat one straight out of the can… I’m not hungry. I’m bored, stressed, or just craving something.
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SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity·
I commissioned a piece of custom anti-reflective glass so I could better photograph full-spread magazine ads and context for Millennials to reminisce. This is not a joke. I really did this.
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Alex Schultz
Alex Schultz@BeNice2MeProd·
@LowresWB Just shot the first sketch of season 3 today :)
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Nathan Halberstadt 🧊
Nathan Halberstadt 🧊@NatHalberstadt·
I really need a printer that has zero screen, wifi, or bluetooth connection. I just want to be able to plug a usb cord printer --> computer Hit print, and have it actually work every time
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Insider Wire
Insider Wire@InsiderWire·
#BREAKING: 𝕏 will soon let users restrict both posts and replies by region or country.
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Ed Latimore
Ed Latimore@EdLatimore·
You gotta have something besides consumption as a hobby.
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