Rob Dobi 🏁

i called a conservative morning show and tried to name as many punk bands as i could before they caught on.

@justinboldaji they look like guys you'd take out in one suplex in streets of rage 2

Obviously this shit sucks as music but it needs to be mentioned how gruesome these people are. Some of the most visually hideous human beings I’ve ever seen

@cursedinternet @EricWilzon stuff. robdobi.com

@EricWilzon What is the ‘Your Scene Sucks’ guy drawing now?

Orgcore revival 2026 calling it now

@decaf4christ @cursedinternet @EricWilzon still here pal.

@cursedinternet @EricWilzon Waiting on this fr. He needs to come back and bless

@EricWilzon My boy has kids now

@J3STERTHECL0WN close enough

happy national emo day were dressed as the your scene sucks guys

@osamabinjenny yeah but i need money

we need a updated "your scene sucks" website

@FullBlownMltdwn @jaeporeon the pouzza fest poster is not AI - sincerely, professional illustrator who has been dunking on AI losers since its inception.

@jaeporeon I just now realized the pup one and wanted to vomit in my mouth

i am not an idiot — i can tell when a festival flyer is made with AI and i saw multiple just this morning

@Tony_Deppen @NotThatTomGreen Agreed, rocky hasn’t won a match in forever and Trent’s ongoing injuries have killed any momentum

@NotThatTomGreen I’m gonna be honest, how are these dudes still relevant ?

This angle’s gonna be the one that fills the Prudential Center.

@alexandr_wang just show a livestream of portable toilets being emptied out instead

Excited to share Vibes — a new feed in the Meta AI app for short-form, AI-generated videos.

@katienotopoulos i believe at my high school an english teacher married an english teacher BUT the english teacher once competed on american gladiators

Are you (or do you know of) a gym teacher who married an English teacher? Please get in touch knotopoulos@businessinsider.com or DM

the only constant in this world is being able to search for "name of old screamo album + blogspot" and being able to download it off mediafire

@GE_Appliancesco i like how i get a response from a fake GE account faster than the real one

@GE_Appliances a part i need for a three year old $2400 oven is backordered for a MONTH, never buying a GE appliance again. ridiculous.

@MichaelSFNR1 There was a match 20+ years ago where 2 cold Scorpio did three powerbomb variants on each member of kaientai within 30 seconds and as a powerbomb enthusiast it ruled

three different powerbomb variants in her bag, who else is doing it like her?

@laikasongs @FiddlerRecords GOT IT (and put it on youtube) there was an intro movie clip but the source i pulled it from didn't include it youtube.com/watch?v=IhBfGu…

@laikasongs @FiddlerRecords few other things i remember... i said "don't go" was the chorus, i confused that with a juliana theory song, the chorus was "everything i do" which appears to be a nod to the film great expectations (which they used a sample at the beginning) youtu.be/YilOOvH12Oc?t=…

So here’s a mystery I’ve never cracked. Back in 2000 or so, I was handed a comp cd from @FiddlerRecords. I think it was at SkateFest at the Worcester Palladium. There was a band called A False Spring on it with a song called “Seraphin” 1/

@laikasongs @FiddlerRecords From what I remember it started “and I hope it rains forever” and had a huge chorus of “don’t go”

@laikasongs @FiddlerRecords I too am searching for this song at the moment, you ever find anything out? Believe it or not I found it on a blog / podcast a few years ago that was dedicated to talking about emo bands that only put out one song and now I can’t find it. It was so penfold / mineral coded.

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN

@AGoldmund this is crazy cause i didn't know amityville death toilet was part of the death toilet multiverse