Internet Wretch

@sjksanders @FionneOrlander I got mine from next to a dumpster!

@FionneOrlander I want to know where she got that chair too.

@PulpLibrarian Everyone who loves Lene and Nina, let’s be friends! I’m serious! I ADORE them both, and would love to hear your thoughts!!

Lene Lovich: Lucky Number (1979). Originally a B-side to her 1978 cover of I Think We're Alone Now (which is a great track), Lucky Number was re-relased as an A-side by Stiff Records the following year and became her biggest hit.

@cj_prin m.youtube.com/watch?v=0VUslY…

One of my favourite running gags on a show was Jerri Blank's dad in Strangers with Candy.

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@ChloeNumberIII @BruceLaBruce

i often think about how in his essay "Notes on Camp/Anti-Camp", Bruce LaBruce gave this scene as the only example of the category "Bad Ultra Camp."

Protect your aural holes

It’s getting hot in ear

It’s officially Spring, so you know what that means… TIME TO SLATHER YOUR KNEES IN FOOD!

@soggybrocoli Parents are so hard to raise!!

mom update. apparently she was celebrating a win in the house (they’re moving) poured some champagne, tripled on a moving box in the garage holding the champagne and fell on the glass.

@TheCosmeticLane My first thought! A new hairstyle doesn’t distract me from a new face.

You know the theory behind someone debuting a brand new extreme hair change 👀

📸 Zoltán Glass Retrato de la bailarina Violetta Elvin, (1958)

The Glob Art Clokey, 1960

@soggybrocoli This makes me want one of those Dalgona coffees that were all the rage during the pandemic. I never had one. Either I want that or Jamoca Almond Fudge from Baskin Robbins.

sometimes you nap from 1:30 to 3:45 and wake up and have coffee and ice cream and that’s okay

I was searching for a movie on TV (ie the Internet and things you pay for). It was annoying! Told my daughter, ‘This is the future. Just endless typing and frustration and then you get out your credit card. What evil hath man wrought!’ She didn’t even like it when I found it!🤖

@weird_christmas 🎶in my brand new Easter bonnet with pretty pollen on it🎶

This was tagged as "easter." I don't know why.

@Thechungo4814 m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0Qi…

I CAN’T HEAR YOU? WHAT? HUH? OH? FUCK OFF!!!

@ax0l0tl_r0se m.youtube.com/watch?v=aF7V2d…

if not evil why fiend shaped?

@deestlore Where do they sell 6 lasagna sheets

Barilla shorted me .6 of a noodle because they know I deserve to have always been dead