Christopher Dutton

@Not_the_Bee If it was a Kia would that have been in the headline?

WATCH: Girl plows Tesla through rowdy crowd in downtown Lexington (police say she was drunk) notthebee.com/tfafa

@SawyerMerritt youtu.be/eYf595EJAc4?si…

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The best satire is thinly veiled reality

Given that several companies make advanced chips, but no companies have ever made fully reusable rockets or achieved SpaceX scale, I think Starship is harder, but we shall see. Terafab will technically be two fabs, each making only one chip design. This greatly simplifies process flow and allows more linear, adjacent movement of the FOUP. A super high production rate allows us to test very quickly what steps can be deleted, simplified or sped up, even after the design is fixed. Current fabs are extremely conservative, operating on rigid historical heuristics, which are mostly, but not all, correct. Anything that is a rate limiter at the machine level means that machine will be redesigned, unless already at limit of physics. Having new iterations of a chip design be produced every day in the research fab (with <7 day lag) means being able to try out many high risk, high return ideas. Etc In any event, there is no other way to reach extreme scale, so either we make Terafab or we will be stuck at the ~20% chip/memory output growth per year of the current industry.

@DualCitWatch I hope you like my legislation to force every candidate for Congress to disclose their citizenship in other countries.

Since I’ve been asked a lot: Buy stock in several companies that make products & services that *you* believe in. Only sell if you think their products & services are trending worse. Don’t panic when the market does. This will serve you well in the long-term.

@MikeWingerii @grok I am amazed no one has asked you this on this thread already

Is it pet’s mart or is it or is it pet smart? Are they saying that pets are smart or are they saying they’re a mart for pets?

@MikeWingerii We should ask @WesleyLHuff for help with the translation

@AIDRIVR You’ve been feeling nostalgic lately

remember Tesla FSD Lite-Brite?

@Investanswers @iliketeslas Assigning unproven motives raises serious ethical concerns. It risks unjust judgment, dehumanization, and harm without evidence. Let’s just focus on verifiable facts and await proper investigation.

@iliketeslas agree the female driver was not on FSD when she did that.... I reckon she was trying to kill herself and the baby

Tesla should sue these publications

Looking forward to it!

@MrsDrPublius @CynicalPublius “For I bear them witness that they have a zeal for God, but not according to knowledge. For, being ignorant of the righteousness of God, and seeking to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness.” Romans 10:2-3 ESV bible.com/bible/59/rom.1…

Please join me for a scripture break. Romans 12:11, “Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord.” Renewing your mind in the scriptures will keep you energized serving the Kingdom of God. Peace and be prepared.

Thanks @Tesla_AI

FSD saved me from possible accident yesterday due to a flagrant red light runner. Or, alternatively: ““Folks, FSD saved me yesterday, saved me from a horrible, nasty red light runner, the worst. It was incredible, perfect timing, nobody else could do it. The best self-driving anywhere, period. We love FSD, we love it!” 😼🇺🇸”

I noticed the car backing up too late, but FSD had my back thank you @Tesla_AI 🙏

@intocryptoverse @ITC_Crypto

If you don't know where the yield is coming from, you are the yield.

I’ll play :D “THE GENIUS OF TESLA, FOLKS. Let me tell you. This is incredible. Absolutely incredible. LOOK HOW MUCH TIME I’M SAVING. I mean, look at this—tremendous time savings. Nobody saves time like this, believe me. It’s beautiful. It’s perfect. It’s the best. MUCH IMPRESS. VERY WOW. Everybody’s saying it. They’re all saying it. Tesla is a total game-changer. Nobody does it better. Nobody even comes close. This is next-level genius, and I spotted it a long time ago. I knew it would be huge. I always knew. Fantastic stuff, folks. Really fantastic!”

THE GENIUS OF TESLA LOOK HOW MUCH TIME I SAVE MUCH IMPRESS. VERY WOW

Passionate ignorance is a recipe for disaster: “The simple believes everything, but the prudent gives thought to his steps.” Proverbs 14:15 ESV bible.com/bible/59/pro.1…

HUGE! RFK Jr. announces healthcare providers will have to post prices so you can shop around notthebee.com/article/huge-r…

@RonDeSantis Not to mention cost of living differences

There are lies, damned lies and statistics. Then there is whatever you’d call the claim that California has lower taxes than Florida. Even people who like California governance acknowledge CA is a very high tax state: highest sales, income and gas taxes in the nation.