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Hi, @iamtomskinner you should invite Scott Mills to one of your mens mental health walks.

@DailyMail No shit

Long-term cannabis use 'changes brain structure and leaves users demotivated, unable to make decisions and struggling to deal with complex tasks' trib.al/TVbCUPY

@WhensTheCricket @algorhythm84 @London_W4 😂

@algorhythm84 @SamwellTimothy @London_W4 Farage death mask

You’ve gotta laugh I suppose. Heading home now and I thought, no, I won’t give uber my money, I’ll support a good old British London black cab. So I hailed one and here I am, with a Somali driver talking into his phone the whole journey. Reminds me of being in an uber. Apart from the price.

@algorhythm84 @London_W4 Most probably had a head the shape of a lightbulb

@London_W4 Out of interest, how did you know he was from Somalia?

@FreedomFlash10 @samtripoli He's a cocaine and porn addict

@samtripoli No she isn't. Why lie?

The actress in the movie is now one of the biggest BDSM madams in Hollywood!

Tom Skinner on news night. Deary fucking me. Might as well get Mr Tumble on there

@ToonGaff @MagpieMediaX Doesn't work like that

@MagpieMediaX Or start acting like a big club and insist he goes back to Italy and NOT a PL club.

£80m plus from Man United for Tonali, Lamine Camara in from Monaco to replace him for half the price 🤌 Guimaraes, Camara, Miley, Ramsey & Joelinton as your midfield depth with Alabi & Finneran breaking through? 🌟 #NUFC are chilling, trust me - both now, and in the future. 🧘🏼

@LewisBowden_ Can't see us selling to another Prem team. McLovin never learns 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Interesting one this, no Italian team would afford his fee, can’t see us selling to a Prem team - I’m not against the sale tho. Obviously ideally you’d keep him but with 4 year contract and a bit of an up and down season, could be clever business to sell and reinvest across the squad.

@Utddoja He's 29 next season. A good player but he's worth more to Newcastle than any serious team.

Tonali isn’t even good man, you’re shopping at Newcastle and Guimaraes is right there I cba

@CharIieBennett £60m and then reinvest in Marcus Tavernier would be a smart move for a mid-table club without European football. I'm sure Eddie "Hall of Fame" Howe and the Mad dog have got this under control #nufc

Alexander Isak dropped a bombshell last summer. This one will not come as a shock to anyone. Getting rid early - for good money - would be Newcastle’s best course of action. Sandro Tonali is 100% replaceable. #NUFC

Cantona scored 82 goals in 182 games. You guys love nostalgia. 😂

@TheGriftReport I bet she could suck the brass of a door knob

🚨 BENEFITS CHEAT MUM, 33, CLAIMS £23K FOR BEING HOUSEBOUND WITH ANXIETY – THEN JETTED TO CANCUN FOR CLUBBING, ZIPLINING & SURFING! Catherine Wieland from East Sussex raked in £23,662 PIP over two years, swearing she couldn’t cook, wash or leave the house alone due to crippling anxiety, PTSD and dyslexia. Reality? She was spotted at Thorpe Park THREE times, Chessington, Brighton Pride, quad-biking, cave-exploring, 76 beauty appointments and 60 pub/club nights – plus a luxury Mexico holiday with her son! DWP surveillance and her own social media posts nailed her. Hove Crown Court heard she even bagged a Motability BMW. Judge slammed: “Pure and simple fraud… aggravated by pubbing, clubbing and Cancun.” 28-week suspended sentence + full £23k repayment ordered. Classic!

@LiamJKennedy23 @VincenzoGrappa Lets hope @NUFC are honourable and don't keep another player desperate to leave hostage.

EXCL: Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer - 'agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe ❌ 🤝 The 'gentleman's agreement' that could define Newcastle United's summer transfer policy. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

Looks like Larry David with a boob and ass job.

@ChronicleLive @bazza080808 disgusting thing to do

Newcastle United legend Kevin Keegan victim of 'sick' social media hoax during cancer battle chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-eas…

@slop_bucket @Howlingmutant0 @samtripoli He's a coked up porn addict

@Howlingmutant0 @samtripoli Tripoli is legit, if he says she's funny that counts in my books

This is my friend Crystal Marie and she is hilarious!

@BBCNews What about sticking rocket on pizza?

UN votes to recognise slavery as 'gravest crime against humanity' bbc.in/3PnDIe6

@toonarnie16 @Mike87_United Thick as mince 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@Mike87_United We??? United Kingdom in your bio but connected in the states?? wtf is wrong with you desperate cunts.. you’ll never be accepted you clowns 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

We took their entire transfer target list literally last summer 🤣

@MikeLevin You dumb fuck. You were literally trying to take a nato territory.

This is truly insane, and it should be front page news across America.  Denmark secretly deployed soldiers to Greenland prepared to blow up airport runways to stop a U.S. invasion. They brought blood supplies to treat the wounded. France, Germany, Norway, and Sweden quietly coordinated against us. This was not a drill. This was our closest allies preparing to fight Americans. Let that sink in. NATO allies. Countries whose soldiers have fought and died alongside ours for decades. They looked at this president and decided they had to prepare for the worst. Fewer allies does not make America great. It makes us more isolated, more vulnerable, and it hands Russia and China exactly what they have always wanted: an America abandoned by its friends. The American people deserve to know how badly this president has damaged our standing in the world.  bbc.com/news/articles/…

@TheHitMan1776 @Emilio2763 This might be the gayest thing I've ever read.

@Emilio2763 My dad was a 30 year Marine. He taught my brothers and I to fight and defend ourselves. What we didn’t realize until we were older was that he taught us deadly combat defense. Basically how to kill your opponent in one or two moves. I realized it in a fight I had high school.

Just like that 2 Lives Ruined… One’s Paralyzed and One’s Going to Prison…