
A Gallagher
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@kennardmatt It should actually read "Russian journalist finds out."
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@BDSMSIX The yanks are so infuriating. They insist that herb is pronounced without the H "cause it's French" and then they fucking do that to niche.
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wait do ppl pronounce niche like that????? pp
Cris ✨@lionesspike
rhea seehorn on the importance of studios taking a gamble on original IP and *actually* marketing them
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Bro just a gave a nuke to the entire meme community
Green Screen Videos by Murdoink@MurdoinkGS
Peter Parker looks at his phone and then jumps off — Spider-Man Brand New Day green screen + tracking pattern
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absolutely shameful. an oscar weighs ~8.5 pounds. throwing it at your wife, even while presumably intoxicated in the middle of the night, is tantamount to abuse
Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrien
Thanks to my funny and beautiful wife, Liza, for tolerating months of 2 am Oscar pitches.
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@souljagoyteller The trick is to nuke your old social media years before you run.
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I feel like we’re gonna start having a crisis when millennials run en masse for office because this shit was normal from like 2008-2015
Jon Levine@LevineJonathan
Hey @NYCMayor — what does your wife mean by "fgts" here?
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@Buzzy2332 @starlightfan02 @trains34839 To be fair his "government" game is the worst war crime Americans ever inflicted.
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@starlightfan02 @trains34839 Because Mattel is an American company so the word “Fat” is something that they consider a slur.
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@andhan04 @sarobertsonca He had a chance to resign and keep his dignity but next time they decide to review his ads, they're dumping him
Like yesterdays news.
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@sarobertsonca Not even a hail Mary political play anymore. Poilievre doesn't realize it but the game's over and the stands are empty.
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@aggregategains @sarobertsonca I feel he knows if he was to lean in he's dead meat.
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@sarobertsonca At least PP has some integrity to cut down the conspiracy theory nonsense
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@Rothbard1776 Anyone else think he was a cone head for a hot second?
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@rushicrypto The Great Depression. Just like the long depression, we'll just rename the last one.
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@SandySev Maybe for you. It likes to visit us early here. We're nicer, apparently.
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@SirPuttsalot @TrashPanda08x "Popping in for tea, James?" The vicar's wife asked.
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@TrashPanda08x “…and James was yeeted into the Vicar’s parsonage …three towns over.”
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You can't convince me that a video game breaking with objects being flung everywhere isn't the funniest thing ever.
sillysimonnz@tommosandfrends
wonders of sodor game of the year 2026
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@CountDankulaTV This man is my hero. He's the perforation of "don't be part of the problem, be the whole ass problem."
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@LRH_Superfan *inhales smoke* "like, what if the prophet Mohamed was just a podcaster?"
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@xxhajixxx So, like do the ultra processed foods remember being less processed foods?
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