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I am proud to announce the new Lister 3310! Lister has engaged the Chief Designer of the Nokia 3310 to design the new Lister EV Roadster. Plus points are; one charge lasts 3 months, you can play snake on the on board computer and it’s pretty much indestructible.

@uaivito We walked to their houses, knocked on their door and asked if they were 'playing out'.

@ListerLawrence @uaivito I can remember the odd occasion cycling round all friends houses trying to find the ‘gang’ only to find them with 30mins left before the street lights came on (that was home time or heaven help me) I never got upset or threw a paddy It was just how life was back then.

Pessoas que eram adolescentes antes das redes sociais existirem... como vocês se comunicavam com os amigos??

@ListerLawrence If you buy it Lawrence we want to see you in a similar dress next to the car 🤣🤣

WANT!!!!

Keir Starmer does NOT want the World to see how badly British Patriots want their country back Would be a shame if it went viral on 𝕏

@ListerLawrence Even if bidding increases in the final hours, surely you’ve got to be looking at a 10 grand hit #Ouch

My classic Fiat 500 Vignale Gamine ends in less than 24 hours. I paid £17,546 from Historics in 2022 for this car and it’s currently only bid upto £3500!! Is this the state of the classic car market these days?! 😩 carandclassic.com/auctions/1971-…

As it turns out, Brits don’t like their citizens being stabbed to death in the street by foreigners.

@ListerLawrence I had a Shadow ll Le Mans blue 30 years ago Now have a Spirit 3 in Peacock blue. 👍

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow II restoration update - the body has been completely repaired with new metal panels where we have cut out the rust. It’s now fully prepped now ready for paint in the original Le Mans Blue. 🩵

@BroadsBeat Oh that’s a shame, I’ve enjoyed your tweets over the years. Stay safe everyone and thank you for your service. 👍 👮

@RomansCars Roadster

Quite the pair of new arrivals, both with the 7-speed dog leg manual. No wrong answers here… but you have to pick. Coupe or Roadster? #V12VantageS

In 2016, as Hurricane Matthew approached Florida, a man moved his prized BMW E30 M3 into his house to keep it safe. After checking that the double doors were wide enough, he carefully drove the car into his living room and parked it behind the couch.

I resented my mum not getting me from nursery when I was a toddler. She'd arranged for the mother of another boy to collect and feed me before I was picked up when my mum came back from work. So I lowered my trousers and pissed on her friend's carpet. Problem sorted, for me.

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@StarrOutlook @monstroso This is the pre announcement Before the announcement is announced.

@monstroso Is this the announcement or the announcement announcement?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Watch this space as I will soon be making an announcement about a forthcoming announcement #announcement

Happy Mothers Day Miss you everyday Mum Xx

Just binged #Netflix #beinggordonramsay absolutely brilliant, what a nice bloke. Gutted we didn’t get a peak at the car collection tho 🥹@GordonRamsay

@GovanPatriot @fesshole Too soon !!! 😳😂😂😂

@fesshole You can ride your bike and he can ride your daughter.

Daughter's boyfriend asked my permission to ask her to marry him. I agreed on the condition he's wait until May. I'm getting my new motorbike in April and if he did it before then, my wife would make me divert the money to the wedding fund. He agreed. Top lad.