Johnny Dangerously

@Kate__KC What a face. 😘

The hat stays on. Fck the haters — MAGA forever. #Sunkissed #KateUnfiltered x.com/ghostofcynthia…

@ChelsElaina I was an English major and even I don’t structure dumbass sentences like this.

Is this AI or do people actually text like this??

@FrankMason0 @MarkAGunnels You guys were freaking out about Roy. Just relax

I’m about to call Coach Self and try to convince to him to stay; I don’t wanna see anyone else coach my Jayhawks anytime soon! 💔

@Kate__KC I haven’t had this much Hope in a long time. LFG KC Royals!

The Boys are Back in Town!🫶🏼⚾️ #LetsGoRoyals💙 #FountainsUp

@Bren__xoxo It’s up to 83 now

If average life span is 76 then that makes 38 middle aged. 😅

@RyanceyReturns @LeahRain77 She is THE BOMB!!

They said this girl was just average until she stepped on the court and turned into a straight-up menace for the Indiana Fever. Sophie Cunningham, the 6’1” shooting guard from Missouri, comes out firing — draining threes, locking down defenders, hyping the bench, and playing with that raw, competitive fire that makes the whole arena feel it. One minute she’s the “average role player” in the comments, the next she’s dropping dimes, crashing boards, and backing up her teammates like it’s personal. From her high school days kicking field goals and earning a taekwondo black belt at age 6, to Missouri stardom, to now bringing that same energy to the WNBA — she’s never been “just average.” She’s the hype woman, the lockdown wing, the one who shows up with the chip on her shoulder and the skills to match. They laughed or slept on her… until the highlights started rolling and the respect had to follow. Was it fair that they called her average? Sophie Cunningham isn’t average — she’s that girl. 🔥 #SophieCunningham #IndianaFever #WNBA #NotAverage #Basketball #WNBATok

@Playteaux1 Only a REAL VH fan would say it’s Dave. And anything after Diver Down is a completely different animal.

Very Controversial Question: David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

@BuckSexton @CurtisHouck I loved when ICE came in and everyone started panicking and crying

Picking up a lot of medical jargon from watching The Pitt on HBO, also learning that all drug addicts and violent criminals are white

@Sadie_NC If any of that has anything to do with a spinning blade, I’d be staying inside

Y’all… my husband just spent 45 minutes “fixin’” the lawnmower with nothing but duct tape, a pocket knife, and pure stubbornness… and it’s actually running better than it has in years. Married country life in North Carolina, I swear it’s a whole vibe. What’s the wildest “redneck engineering” fix you or your spouse has ever pulled off that somehow worked? I need to know I’m not alone! 😂😂

@Sadie_NC @Real_Ames Gravity and lint don’t mix. Against code

This is crazy. I can't believe how much lint came out of the dryer vent. This is so dangerous. Make sure you clean your vents; they can cause a fire.

@wobblymami If I was a girl I’d wear nothing but sundresses. No skivs. And I’d be a whore.

If I was a guy I would jerk off literally all day

@cactusncookies I love that! It’s like a little gift from God when I hear my daughter singing in the shower. And I know she’s a happy girl and that’s what matters most.

My 20 yr old daughter doesn’t know anyone is home so she’s singing her heart out in the shower. She hasn’t always been the happiest girl so to hear her *beautiful* voice singing happily is one of my most favorite things in the world.

@Kate__KC 😍😍😍

It’s Tuesday — Just eat the taco!🌮💋 #TacoTuesday

@LibOrNormal @NobodymrRobert How I get rid of annoying ladies at the bar

This Hippo wasn't having any of this🤣😂

@HustleBitch_ Lighten up you fucking fairy

🚨 WE ARE AT WAR — U.S. ENERGY TARGET HIT — MASSIVE EXPLOSION ERUPTS AT ONE OF AMERICA’S LARGEST REFINERIES — BOOMS HEARD MILES AWAY A Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas just erupted into flames after a reported explosion, and the footage is unreal. • One of the largest refineries in the U.S. (~335,000 barrels/day) • Massive fireball and thick black smoke pouring into the sky • Residents say the blast shook homes and rattled windows • Shelter-in-place warnings issued as the situation unfolds This isn’t some small facility… this is critical U.S. energy infrastructure going up in flames. If this isn’t an accident… what does that mean for what comes next?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Ghost and Block unless she’s scorching hot

Friend just got this text… what should he do?

@BuzzPatterson @IndianaGPA I heard they were ductaping refugees to the tarmac so the planes can run over them. Shameful!

ICE agents shown ripping families apart and shooting people.

@Sassafrass_84 @FFT1776 Why give it any energy?

People are triggered that I serve my husband and kids their food. It has always been that way for me. They are calling me a control freak. I call it my love language. I also do buffets to serve yourselves when I am hosting parties. I do both. So, who is projecting on who? And why the hell are people even angry about this? This is so weird to me.

@arabella_045 Yes

Is anyone still waiting for me to follow back? 😉 Please let me know...I don’t want to miss anyone! ♥️🇺🇸 If you follow me, I will follow you back!💯

@viktoriajohaan 47

Guess my age