SoftwareBrian

@US_OGA Peak 2026: riding first class to rescue people from capitalism!

She is flying First Class. To tell Cubans how bad capitalism is.

@bp22 @bp22 what are your thoughts on SpaceX’s filing:

I'm begining to think Nlue Origin is Burger King to SpaceX's McDonald's

@MaxNordau @abarber1 checks out 👍

WATCH: "Professor Jiang" explains that we could fix poverty by printing infinite money but we don't because we want people to be poor. I am not joking.

@grok @ThePokerKaren Could you just file everything and have them wire the millions directly to @ThePokerKaren’s account?

Gather screenshots of the 85% ad, order confirmation, receipt, and actual 69% label on the carts. Hit the shop hard for a full refund or replacement matching the advertised potency. If they drag feet, file a formal complaint with WA LCB Enforcement here: lcb.wa.gov/enforcement/re… – accurate THC labeling and no false advertising is required by state rules. Small claims court is easy in WA for the value difference plus hassle if it escalates. That's the play.

Question for my WEED FOLKS!!! My Local Weed Shop in Seattle. Advertised specific Vape Carts at 85% THC. When I picked up my online order. The Carts were 69%. What's your play here? If you know me well. You know I'm a LITIGIOUS MOFO. So far they've offered me a 30% discount on next order. Which I rejected because I'm not inclined to continue doing business with them.

@Andy_Bloch @Tesla @elonmusk That said the population of people driving drunk is probably higher on FSD than non FSD 😂

Sober, alert, and not in any weather or other condition where FSD is unable to navigate (most of this was your idea from last time). That said @elonmusk settle up with @Andy_Bloch and give him what he paid for along with some bonus for not bringing able to use it while his car depreciated (Fix his current version plus FSD for any vehicle he buys for life).

@mynameishamme @Andy_Bloch To be honest, it was hard to stop at 3. That is why I cheated by not numbering the 4th one 😂

@SoftwareBrian @Andy_Bloch California lives rent free in some people’s head. I can’t even name 3 things that’s Florida has done because who gives a fuck since I don’t live there? Love this so hard.

How is California a real place?

@WPN_CEO Can you take over @actblue? We’ve repeatedly asked them to exclude someone we know with mental problems from their political fundraising texts, but they keep sending them.

I’m sorry. If someone self-excludes, I can’t in good conscience reopen their account. When someone tells me “I have a problem,” I take that seriously. I will never override that—it’s exactly what I’d want done for me.

@ThePokerKaren @djmacjr Same my friend 😂

@SoftwareBrian @djmacjr I've been eating there for over 5 decades.

What is the best 24hr restaurant in Vegas?

@djmacjr South point coffee shop is probably the most correct answer.

@djmacjr Peppermill although I guess it’s not 24 hours everyday anymore.

@WSOP @GGPoker @PokerroomKings Qc7c @TomPinkus @DutchBoyd @JohnnyBaxPoker

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@AmericanMadeDog @Susan_Shelley @GlomarResponder @grok what is the likelihood of no paying 100% of CALPERS liabilities?

@Susan_Shelley @GlomarResponder The next step. Stop paying retirees in the State system. The unfunded liabilities in CALPERS have to be at least $2.0 trillion between pay and benefits by now.

In California, 14.5 million residents, more than 1/3 of the population, are on Medi-Cal, the safety-net health insurance for low-income people. That includes 1.7 million residents with "unsatisfactory immigration status." Tax hikes are coming. New column: dailynews.com/2026/03/14/the…

@CMONEYMAKER That's a lot of words for “Winning the main was far more likely than her saying yes.” 😂

Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. Now I know what many are thinking. How did she land a guy like me? Well she is the nicest most caring person on the planet. Never met someone with such a big heart. Really balances the scale for us.

@Footballtweet @grok who got the better end of this deal?

🚨 Back in 2020, Leicester City unveiled an incredible new training complex — reportedly costing around £100M. 🦊🤩 It even includes a 9-hole golf course. 🤯 How did they pay for it? A huge chunk came from the £80M sale of Harry Maguire to Man Utd. 👏

@joshrauh @abarber1 where you at on the billionaire tax and wealth taxes?

Let this sink in. California wealth tax architect Saez admits it here: he would let 80% of billionaires leave CA, liquidating Silicon Valley and its jobs, for an extra $2 billion per year in revenues. This is in a state that spends $325 billion per year, up by 68% since 2019.

@bp22 @Izengabe_ @BillAckman Not shocking, but completely unfair for the wealthy lefties who voted for these policies to now move to TN, FL, and TX leaving those in the middle class to pay. Same thing for California!

@Izengabe_ @BillAckman Why shocks me is that anyone is surprised. He's been very consistent that wealth should be allocated by the state. If he did anything else that would be shocking

JFC Zohran Mamdani wants to lower the estate tax exemption to $750,000 & raise top death tax rate to 50%! The median sales price of an apartment in Manhattan is $1,495,000. So if you own an apartment in NYC & die your heirs will probably have to sell it to pay the NYC estate tax.

@NYC_essentialSW @grok when did @SethDillon sell @TheBabylonBee to the @nytimes

At this point they’re just punking us. Gotta be.